O&A's show blew up just like Cobain's head. Now we're all a bunch of Courtney's, holding onto the scattered pieces of what was left behind (crappy radio show, brain matter, whatever)
Kurt Cobain was the "rock rebel" the Opester always aspired to. He wanted to be "outrageous" and unpredictable like Kurt. Problem was Kurt was naturally/actually that guy, and the Ship Steerer™ merely tried to copy him.
A shitty day trader that loses most of his fortune in the Asian market so he turns his life into a reality tv show with cameos from other washed up 90's acts. First episode he has to confront the remaining members of Blind Mellon who are staying in an old van in his driveway for past due rent.
My girl my girl don't lie to me tell me where did you sleep last night?
In the compound , in the compound
Fucked where the sun don't ever shine
In the shitter the whole night through.
Kuck Cobain killed himself like the fucking faggot he was. Also he was the worst guitar player in history, BUT HE WAS IRONICALLY BAD RITE??? DUDE TALK ABOUT MISSING THE WHOE POINT!!! HE WAS LIKE 87 LEVELS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE. HE WAS OT13 MEGA-CLEAR WITH FUCKING THETAN NUKING POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opies cobain obsession was always weird. He was well into his thirties when they broke and he claims this obsession with them that's only present in teenagers. It always seemed like a gimmick to fit in. What grown man is all in with that teen angst nonsense.
He regrets not working for a station that helped break them. He was having to play "Poundcake", "Can't Stop This Thing We Started", and "High Enough" when grunge was breaking. So he feels if he waxes nostalgic for Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains people will think "Fawk, I'll bet The Opester broke grunge in New York!"
"Hi, im 50 year old kurt cobain, just tweeting about how much i hate trump and black lives matter"
*sticks needle in arm
*trolls through twitter dm's looking for some underage pussy who totally feel like they were born in the wrong generation
*wonders how my drummers band got bigger than nirvana after we broke up
I loved like the music for nostalgia reasons. It was the first band i liked in third grade. But the dude had a daughter, who he mentioned in the suicide note as one of the reasons he did it. Also, he had that beautiful wife what with her immaculate hygiene and unbruised legs. what a rose. Bottom line, he's a dick, he had a kid
ME: I go fawkin deep with the Nirvana. Have you ever listened to Come As You Are unplugged? FAAAAAAAAAAAAWK MAN.... right up there with the Alice In Chains unplugged. You heard that album Ant?
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n/a Ironhawk05 2017-02-20
no no no, its Joe's stepdaughter.
n/a shock_and_awe79 2017-02-20
To this sub it'll always be his niece
n/a FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-02-20
O&A's show blew up just like Cobain's head. Now we're all a bunch of Courtney's, holding onto the scattered pieces of what was left behind (crappy radio show, brain matter, whatever)
n/a shock_and_awe79 2017-02-20
Great analogy peckah
n/a FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-02-20
Yeah, all we are is dust in a mosh pit, dvv dvv. Take us out piggy boy
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-20
"Smells Like Step-Niece's Cunt"
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-02-20
What are some of them other Nirvana songs??
n/a truthie 2017-02-20
"The Man Who Fucked His Niece"
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-02-20
Infant-Shaped Box
n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-02-20
"Come As You FuckYourBrothersStepkid"
Ant: "Nice shoehorn."
n/a holodog 2017-02-20
Annnnd heeee's the one who fucks all our pretty sons, and he likes to bite her arms, and he likes to shoot his guns...
n/a Z7ZZ77Z 2017-02-20
"Rape Her"
n/a GeMigMat 2017-02-20
Moist Niece Vagina
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
Oooh, now that's a deep cut reference.
n/a brmlb 2017-02-20
ME: I'm all in with the nervana
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
Thank Christ Opie is off.
"ERock, get me the deep cuts like Heartshaped Box, Come As You Are and Everything Zen."
""Wow, he covered a Bowie song. Fawwwwwwk, that's heavy. They both died."
"Sherrod, where you at with the Nirvana? Do the brothers like a taste of the grunge?"
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-20
"What was that one song? The one weird al covered? love that song"
n/a LarryKleist711 2017-02-20
Everything Dies.
n/a bellboy1973 2017-02-20
"Dat niggas dead n shit" "Vury gudddd sniff"
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-20
Dasinutero
n/a _snoop_ 2017-02-20
God damn it
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-20
How bout a lil Mr baby diaper moustache?
n/a yourshinebox 2017-02-20
"have you ever looked deeply into kurt's eyes?"
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
I could actually see the middle quote being said before the show opens with "Man Who Sold the World".
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-20
Bleach (Breath)
n/a Belchides 2017-02-20
I like that Nirvana cover " The Man Who Sold His Stepdaughter"
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
All the good one's died at age 27. At least that's what the internet told me. Showed them fuckers didn't I!
You know I love a good conspiracy.
http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-07-25/5-theories-about-the-27-club/
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-02-20
"Rest in piss." C. Stanley
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-20
Kurt Cobain was the "rock rebel" the Opester always aspired to. He wanted to be "outrageous" and unpredictable like Kurt. Problem was Kurt was naturally/actually that guy, and the Ship Steerer™ merely tried to copy him.
n/a OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-02-20
Courtney marries Patton. Who dies first?
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
The baby in the swimming pool that they both put in there for laughs? You know that baby on the album cover, never mind.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-02-20
That was the first time I saw another persons pecks
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
Oh, what I time it was to be alive back then.
n/a MouseCunt 2017-02-20
It was my second. First time was when one of the old neighbor boys molested me. Then he offered me the cd as a bribe not to tell...I hate nirvana.
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-20
Do .... do you wanna come over and listen to music?
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-20
That baby is still there. Hes 25 now and drowned
n/a holodog 2017-02-20
It would be way easier to get Courtney to swallow a cocktail of pills than it would be to get Patton to swallow a shotgun.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
Yeah, but you're going to need an entire pill factory's supplies for the month to get enough opiates to kill her.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
Courtney is probably indestructible if she hasn't died by now.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-02-20
music was so much better when everyone was on heroin
n/a anaLog1989 2017-02-20
That's such a fuckin cliche, but it's so true..
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-20
"His music is still relevant today. Can you imagine what he would be doing now?"
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
"Dope and playing with fire arms"
n/a fingerrockets 2017-02-20
A shitty day trader that loses most of his fortune in the Asian market so he turns his life into a reality tv show with cameos from other washed up 90's acts. First episode he has to confront the remaining members of Blind Mellon who are staying in an old van in his driveway for past due rent.
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
Can this interview be with them dressed in Bee outfits dancing around, pretty please?
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-20
He fucking stinks which is why faggots like opie love his shitty music
n/a MissRaoulDukeGonzo 2017-02-20
My girl my girl don't lie to me tell me where did you sleep last night? In the compound , in the compound Fucked where the sun don't ever shine In the shitter the whole night through.
n/a Anarox 2017-02-20
Smells like niece spirits
n/a solstheimsnow 2017-02-20
Smells like Wine & Spirits. (The only store you can get liquor from here in PA, had to describe the reference or sumpin)
n/a Iouisck 2017-02-20
Cobain would've been a washed up faggot judging American Idol.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-20
At least he had integrity.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-02-20
Nirvana wasn't Unplugged. They lacked individually placed follicles.
n/a RedditorsAreFagggots 2017-02-20
Kuck Cobain killed himself like the fucking faggot he was. Also he was the worst guitar player in history, BUT HE WAS IRONICALLY BAD RITE??? DUDE TALK ABOUT MISSING THE WHOE POINT!!! HE WAS LIKE 87 LEVELS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE. HE WAS OT13 MEGA-CLEAR WITH FUCKING THETAN NUKING POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-20
Are you the Asian lawyer in his 30s? If so, glad to see you back, I loved your posts and comments.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-20
fuck johnny hendricks and all the music legends people
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-20
fuck johnny hendricks
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-02-20
Opies cobain obsession was always weird. He was well into his thirties when they broke and he claims this obsession with them that's only present in teenagers. It always seemed like a gimmick to fit in. What grown man is all in with that teen angst nonsense.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
He regrets not working for a station that helped break them. He was having to play "Poundcake", "Can't Stop This Thing We Started", and "High Enough" when grunge was breaking. So he feels if he waxes nostalgic for Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains people will think "Fawk, I'll bet The Opester broke grunge in New York!"
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-20
He swore he didn't have a gun, nigga lied.
n/a Spokker 2017-02-20
Literally no one is suggesting this!
n/a Billyassman 2017-02-20
Good allow around.
n/a Boredghost77 2017-02-20
"Hi, im 50 year old kurt cobain, just tweeting about how much i hate trump and black lives matter" *sticks needle in arm *trolls through twitter dm's looking for some underage pussy who totally feel like they were born in the wrong generation *wonders how my drummers band got bigger than nirvana after we broke up
n/a solstheimsnow 2017-02-20
A collab between Kurt, Ant, and Joe's daughter would be great.
n/a MissRaoulDukeGonzo 2017-02-20
I loved like the music for nostalgia reasons. It was the first band i liked in third grade. But the dude had a daughter, who he mentioned in the suicide note as one of the reasons he did it. Also, he had that beautiful wife what with her immaculate hygiene and unbruised legs. what a rose. Bottom line, he's a dick, he had a kid
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-20
New born babies smell like butter. This little baby smells like my brothers.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-20
ME: I go fawkin deep with the Nirvana. Have you ever listened to Come As You Are unplugged? FAAAAAAAAAAAAWK MAN.... right up there with the Alice In Chains unplugged. You heard that album Ant?
Niece Fucker: Yeah... it's great
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-20
Remember when Opie used to dress like he was the fucking lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls or something?
n/a streetsdont 2017-02-20
Oh, what I time it was to be alive back then.
n/a MouseCunt 2017-02-20
It was my second. First time was when one of the old neighbor boys molested me. Then he offered me the cd as a bribe not to tell...I hate nirvana.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-02-20
What are some of them other Nirvana songs??
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-20
At least he had integrity.