He's the boss of all of us

What about Bobo? The guy is waking up at 2am to load UPS trucks for minimum wage.

UPS pays more then minimum wage

He works a couple 4 hour shifts a week and still puts in more hours than samcro

Joe has a "spare tire" for a belly and also a big pile of shit for a face and a busted up penis for a brain.

and weak eyelids

And now his brother is fucking the child he raised for the last decade.

What a gross weird family. If they all weren't such drunks at least one of them would be ashamed of themselves.

The incest version of growing pains

The closest thing he has to a job is playing guitar in a shitty U2 cover band that performs in empty library parking lots.

He also types less coherently than Bobo and complains about non-whites even more than his brillo-haired pocky-faced brother.

This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsCYXql9y-M

Fucking gross they actually cut in little interview bits like anyone gives two shits and a fuck about the origins of a shitty cover band full of middle-aged losers lacking talent and ambition.

It truly bothers me that so many people with at least something to offer the world have killed themselves but BroJo has yet to eat a lead-based dinner.

I've also had it confirmed from several reliable sources that he pays neighborhood kids to spit in his mouth for sexual reasons.

Just a taste!

Reminds me of james brown

Now that I think of it... not to defend Joe, but I am a twin. If I got rich from doing something that he helped me to accomplish, he would never have to work again. I would hope he would do the same for me if the roles were switched… Just saying.

That being said, Joe is still a stupid cringe-inducing wop.

if i won the lottery i'd give just enough to family so they have to work still.

Because i'm a dick like that.

This must never be forgotten.

Give him a break. He raised Anthony's girlfriend all those years.

Come on now, guys. Let's try to remain objective about this. As the son of God once said, "Judge not lest ye be judged." Let's give this Joe fella the benefit of the doubt. Let's try and put ourselves in his shoes. Let's empathise, as they say.

Imagine, if you will, that your father abandoned his responsibilities as a husband, dad and provider leaving you without a positive male role model. After years of enforced showers with him and a basic genetic predisposition you're sexually confused, to say the least. You find your outlet in the sexually ambiguous Hair Metal/New Wave movement of the 1980s. Your younger brother used to play with dolls. Next to him, you're the paragon of maleness. You share the dream of becoming the next, woppier version of Bon Jovi. There's just one problem. You lack the talent and drive to make the dream come true. You're also both lazy drug addicts.

Flash forward a few years; your brother's ability to be funny off the cuff and do obscure impressions has landed him a radio gig (that you helped set up). It has somehow morphed into quite a big deal and a funny show, despite the best efforts of your brother's on-air partner. Little bro is now a millionaire, while your dreams of rock stardom have been relegated to a part time cover band working various Long Island eateries. Sure, an acceptable career path for a man in his early 20s with a bar-tending gig to support him. But no way for a man in his twilight years to live.

If you were him, wouldn't you feel entitled to demand your younger, non-confrontational brother to throw you 70/80 grand a year? After all, there was that handshake agreement in the tree house when you were in your pre-teens. You wouldn't feel ashamed, embarrassed or unmasculine taking your brother's cash, would you?

Yes, you probably would. Joe is a shameless failure. He is also everything he berates the lowest socio-economic bracket blacks for being.

I heard that he rubs leftover manicotti on his balls and gets raccoons to lick it off of him

I loffed cuz manicotti

"GET A JOBBB!!!" Is my favorite tranth-ism

I wonder how much more Ants gives him a month to bang his stepdaughter