Oh shit, I'll bet you're right. "I could play that role if I needed to, how easy is that. But some one has to do all the heavy lifting. It's called sacrifice yyyou jjjerk."
He had one on the show with the old retard who worked at McDonald's. Anthony said he was flexible in his schedule and Opie said "He's retarded. It's not like he's busy with pussy. Or books."
It's not really funny, but the only thing he has ever said that made me smirk was when they were joking about making a movie about Ant's life.
The DestroyerTM was obnoxiously trying to make it about him as usual, talking about that he wants to make a second separate movie about himself and everybody keeps ignoring him.
Then -in his life's only singular moment of self awareness- he says something along the lines of
Ok, Ant's movie is obviously taking the spotlight, but can my movie be at least be a little Pixar style short film at the start of it?
I'm paraphrasing, but my limited memory remembers having a chuckle at that line.
When theyre talking about roger ebert on oprah, and tbey hear some1 laugh in the audience, ant asked whod laugh at that and opie says, " it was probably a director of a movie he panned" which really did make me laugh. 10 seconds later he fucking ruins it by improving, fuckin steam rolled over a great line. only 1 I can think of
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n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-02-20
Oh, here we go wif da divide and conquerrrr shit. Look, fuckface I was never spose ta be da funniest guy in the room..
n/a BatKnuckles 2017-02-20
I think Opie believes that if him and Ant had "decided" he was going to be the funny one he just would have been. Fat cuck.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-20
Oh shit, I'll bet you're right. "I could play that role if I needed to, how easy is that. But some one has to do all the heavy lifting. It's called sacrifice yyyou jjjerk."
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-20
It's just like the guy you meet who "had a tryout with the Pistons" but substitute teaching was more rewarding.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-20
I've never thought about this before but holy shit, he's arrogant enough that I think you're actually right.
Of all the reasons to hate Opie this might be his most despicable trait.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-02-20
Anthony was the one handicapping Opie's humor all this time. That selfish bastard!
n/a fish_flower 2017-02-20
yeah wasn't it "I really needed ya that day... sniff"
n/a clay-davis 2017-02-20
Anyone remember when the shitposts were funny?
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-02-20
Don't you mean sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit post?
n/a age_of_cage 2017-02-20
He's had at least two over the years. I heard one in an old show the other week there but I can't remember it now.
But fuck him and his saggy tits nonetheless.
n/a DamonTyler 2017-02-20
I can also remmeber two times Opie had line of the day. unfortunately I cannot remember what the lines were.
but hey, 2 chuckles in over a decade of radio isn't bad
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
He had one on the show with the old retard who worked at McDonald's. Anthony said he was flexible in his schedule and Opie said "He's retarded. It's not like he's busy with pussy. Or books."
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-20
Come on there were a ton of them. "O&A always win in the end": gold.
n/a MouseCunt 2017-02-20
I was always partial to "spinny spin spin".
n/a DryTeeth 2017-02-20
No.
n/a iamfromreallife 2017-02-20
Fuck, this is amazing, it's the reason why I come to this sub every day!
n/a DamonTyler 2017-02-20
I can actually remmeber two times Opie had line of the day.
unfortunately I cannot remember what the lines were.
but hey, 2 chuckles in over a decade of radio isn't bad
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-02-20
NO, I DON'T.
n/a NIGGERBEAST_DENNY 2017-02-20
Your phone crapped out.
n/a godihateyouall 2017-02-20
It's not really funny, but the only thing he has ever said that made me smirk was when they were joking about making a movie about Ant's life.
The DestroyerTM was obnoxiously trying to make it about him as usual, talking about that he wants to make a second separate movie about himself and everybody keeps ignoring him.
Then -in his life's only singular moment of self awareness- he says something along the lines of
I'm paraphrasing, but my limited memory remembers having a chuckle at that line.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-02-20
When theyre talking about roger ebert on oprah, and tbey hear some1 laugh in the audience, ant asked whod laugh at that and opie says, " it was probably a director of a movie he panned" which really did make me laugh. 10 seconds later he fucking ruins it by improving, fuckin steam rolled over a great line. only 1 I can think of
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-20
Jim: "So this girl encouraged me to try fish tacos and-"
Ant: "Then she spread her legs and showed you her fish taco!"
Opie: "With extra sour cream."
I thought that was a funny Opie line. I remember he said it too quick to be from instant feedback, either.
n/a OpiesMammogramResult 2017-02-20
Yes, "Big boys got the big bat today!!!"
n/a KnickedUp 2017-02-20
He had just a taste of one, once...but then tapped out.
n/a DJ_Teddy_Ruxpin 2017-02-20
"Management really loves the direction the show heading." ~Opie
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-02-20
Don't you mean sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit post?