Pigmeat reminder: Amy Schumer is a big gal

18  2017-02-20 by [deleted]

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I would fuck her.

Does anyone else smell bacon? Not good bacon. Like it was in a dumpster in africa for a couple months and then someone lit it on fire and spit on it bacon?

she was in Toronto recently and played an arena and bombed ... the crowd of white women was giving her nothing it was really great

That sounds amazing........ SOURCE you fuckin tit bag!!!

girlfriend went with her friends from work (they work at a battered women's shelter, all long time amy fans) and they said it was quiet most of the show and found it uncomfortably desperate and unfunny

girlfriend

Confabulation confirmed.

That's almost exactly what I heard from some friends who won tickets awhile ago at a different show. They said it was very awkward and the crowd didn't know how to react, so it was almost silent.

I wish I had a broad from a battarded women shelter, that was she knows what to expect if the meatloaf isn't cooked right.

I hope Toronto itself didn't suffer any structural damage from having her visit the fine city, because she is **FAT*.

They don't call her "Big Amy" for nothing.

At least she has a nice personali-

...oh, wait, never mind.

Just a visual reminder, while we're at it:

http://i.imgur.com/9E28S3D.png

Who the fuck looks at that and starts getting a rod?

Nobody, which is why he has to rape drunk men. She looks like a fat Nicole Bass

She's a ton without the fun

Sturdy.

girlfriend went with her friends from work (they work at a battered women's shelter, all long time amy fans) and they said it was quiet most of the show and found it uncomfortably desperate and unfunny