Scored a little vicodin last night, what's the best thing to do on it?

1  2017-02-19 by [deleted]

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drinking soda

Soda??? I was thinking about a bloody mary

Share.

Sorry friendo, only got the one 500. I'm not even splitting it with my bitch

Crush and snort in 2 lines! Have fun buddy.

put a pacifier in your mouth and watch the wiggles. Vic is for babies, you see

It should do the trick on this beautiful sunday.

and wear a sweet 3-button t-shirt; call that a Vic Henley. tsss

Kill yourself violently.

Watch TV or a movie

It's too nice outside today

Overdose

There simply isn't enough for a Pattented Patton cocktail.

Stop being a queer and just take it.

It hits twice as hard if you put it in the anus and hits twice as fast if you crush it up, I'd recommend mashing up up and fingering yourself. that's the activity I would recommend too.

I wish I could remember being excited about one or catch a buzz off one. I am old.

I'm just trying to trick a fellow into fingering themselves

You know you can fill a tampon with vodka and stick that up your butt too!

Woah there Young Jim Norton, you don't want to go too crazy. You might become an addict.

I promise I'll commit to a life of sobriety after this

Why don't you get high on life Or Heroin?