Phrases you hear when talking about female comics

9  2017-02-19 by turnthemaround

"I mean, compared to the rest of female comedians..."

"Woman can be funny..."

"If guys had periods they would talk a lot about it too..."

"I'd fuck her..."

37 comments

n/a  CompoundMediaPR 2017-02-19

"Well she was better than that shitty post by turnthemaround."

n/a  Anarox 2017-02-19

This is why people become obsessed with you, keep it up please

n/a  CompoundMediaPR 2017-02-19

I thought it was because I'm a handsome devil

n/a  Superbad415 2017-02-19

Actually, this particular avenue of media is mainly text, I wouldnt be surprised if most people here dont know what you look like.

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-02-19

I don't come into your threads and say mean and accurate things.

n/a  CompoundMediaPR 2017-02-19

You never visit me

n/a  MiniChipper 2017-02-19

You're not that close

n/a  literalotherkin 2017-02-19

"If I wanted to hear a cunt belching I'd skin my GF and wear the hide upside down"

n/a  Guinness525 2017-02-19

You're such a sappy romantic.

n/a  literalotherkin 2017-02-19

I'm a delightful boy, deep down. I promise. :)

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-02-19

"Amy Schumer is as big as a bear."

n/a  Billyassman 2017-02-19

Nice tits.

n/a  NIGGERBEAST_DENNY 2017-02-19

vaginal fistula.

n/a  dassabessdoe 2017-02-19

/u/drsteve103, comment?

n/a  drsteve103 2017-02-19

secretions.

(I only looked at the "context" of this thread, so gawd knows what I've stepped in)

n/a  beleca 2017-02-19

Iliza Schlezinger and Esther Ku are the only legitimately hot female "comics" that I'm aware of. The rest might be "hot for", but when you consider that it's not uncommon in the mainstream media (eg late night hosts) to pretend that (((Andy Schumer))) is sexually attractive, it's pretty obvious that agenda takes precedence over anything related to appearance. Schumer looks like someone got a caricature artist to draw an insulting portrait of a half-blond girl/half-cartoon chipmunk abomination and rejected their first few attempts because the face and torso and thighs weren't fat and puffy enough.

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-02-19

Whitney

http://i.imgur.com/2Lm7dMK.jpg https://streamable.com/5bjfn

n/a  saessea 2017-02-19

Too bad her face is slowly becoming clown-like.

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-02-19

Even if that's true, that's petty. Just say she has a nice ass.

n/a  dassabessdoe 2017-02-19

I used to think Sarah Silverman was insanely hot, until I saw the nudes.

n/a  xaway3 2017-02-19

Save me the trouble of looking for them and regretting it. Are there pancake tits?

n/a  dassabessdoe 2017-02-19

Not quite. NSFW, obviously.

n/a  xaway3 2017-02-19

busted

n/a  naziniggerfaggot 2017-02-19

It's the old bitch from room 237.

n/a  TittyMtnhighway 2017-02-19

HER BRAVERY IS UNPARALLELED

n/a  throwawawyy2 2017-02-19

She looks like a refrigerator

n/a  naziniggerfaggot 2017-02-19

(((Schlezinger)))

n/a  Superbad415 2017-02-19

Iliza Schlezinger and Esther Ku

i know them from sexy periscope videos and nude instagram pictures. When did they start doing comedy?

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-02-19

"Whitney Cummings has probably had cum on every square inch of her body including behind her ears"

n/a  blackphilibuster 2017-02-19

They're only funny when their holes are plugged

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-02-19

I can't make sense of this one. How are girls funny when their holes are plugged? Like putting in a dildo that says, "hey, I'm with stupid"?

n/a  wowbagger88 2017-02-19

Brave and strong.

"The thing that she does is she leans forward and she fucking pounds her hands like she’s hitting a pulpit. She’s angry. This is the new thing with her: She’s not smug. All of these guys, even Jon Stewart, who’s a fucking genius, he would get upset but he always stayed cool. Guys like to be a little above it. They like to be in control. Even after ranting, they suddenly calm down and smile. But Samantha doesn’t do that. She’s really fucking mad! She’s like, Yes, I am a fucking feminist!"

-Louis CK on Samantha B being the next big thing. Doesn't even think to describe her as funny, because comedy has transcended humor.

n/a  naziniggerfaggot 2017-02-19

What the fuck happens to these people?

n/a  wowbagger88 2017-02-19

They become important geniuses and stop being funny.

You know, comedians are the new philosophers.

I'm blaming Hicks and Carlin. I don't know if I'm right or not, but I'm blaming them anyways.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-19

I hear "genius" thrown around like it's nothing. If a woman is even a little bit funny, you have to say "genius." Marc Maron called Ali Wong's special "genius," she stood there and talked about pregnancy and her husband and her fucking baby no one gives a shit about for 90 minutes. "Genius."

n/a  MedicatedHead 2017-02-19

"For a dumb fat cunt who steaks jokes..."

n/a  numba13 2017-02-19

cunt

n/a  Superbad415 2017-02-19

Actually, this particular avenue of media is mainly text, I wouldnt be surprised if most people here dont know what you look like.