There's nothing worse than a sheboon who acts like an entitled white woman.

exactly. That ape better shut her mouth! That other lady who wore the Trump dress has/had the top song on iTunes after the grammys. That lady knew exactly what she was doing, and good for her. White women know how to be rich and entitled, know your role NIA and STFU!

Are you actually retarded

Well, no I am not. Thanks for asking. I wasn't entirely sure you were asking as you used no punctuation. retard

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u dum

I will gladly take all the downboats. Maybe I am privileged, beautiful white woman saying things as a joke. Hence, knowing my role. I am either a ghost or was never really here, I don't know. I just like to have fun and laugh, jeez.

I dare you to say something more hateable.

I double dog triple stamp dare you to LOVE me.

Couldn't do it could ya.

Nearly every time she's on the podcast its because he waved he over. Fuck off, she's not good Bill.

Because if he doesn't let her on, afterward she'll be on him about "why don't you let ME on the podcast, I mean, fuck. The podcast is supposed to be about your life, am I somehow NOT part of your FUCKING life now? Fuck off"

Sweet fanfiction. Keep going.

And once every month or so, Billy parts her brown/purple vagina lips and sticks his tiny red pecker into the lightest colored part. She mocks him, quietly wants him to finish so she can go to sleep.

I can't even. I-I..I...you've got issues. I'm not even going to go there, ok? Trust me, you don't want me to go there. I can't even, I'm leaving. (STOMP) (STOMP) (STOMP)(SLAM)

I don't know how people can like her at all. I bet you there are people in that comment section defending her

Because they're not racist and sexist?

No other reason to dislike a black woman such as her?

I deserve the downvotes, as I am a stupid homo, but I was referring to Mia's twin in this video and internet meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeejAcQePQA

Well alright faggot.

You know, I did think it was a weird change of character for you to suddenly become so caring and nice.

I love how Nia comes in and chews him out. She sounds exactly like my gf.

That would be a yes.

That sentence should only end in "I want to put both of them in a landfill."

hey, ya know what they say, happy wife happy life. ain't that the truth.

Right you are, CQ

I make the money, she spends it...what do I know?

Container of coffee and...

"Hey its her marriage I just work here!"

I throw my wife out the window every morning, but what do I know?

She says that as if she hasn't been with him for like 8 years and doesn't know who he is.

it's just a matter of time before they get a divorce and she takes 60% of his money plus child support probably leaving bill with about 25% of his income

She is a strong independent woman... that will need 5 years of alimony payments.

It will probably be the funniest he ever is though

If bill doesn't have a prenup after all the. Itching he did about unfair divorce laws then he's an indoor and deserves what he gets. A prenup would protect him against everything but child support but that wouldn't be that much.

I seem to recall a podcast entry where he says he has some kind of protective prenup contract in place, but that was a long time ago and his sense of self has been eroded since then

Don't forget LA lawyers. They'll chew up 15% percent no problem. Bill will be lucky to keep 10% of it all.

I still remember one of his old bits: "Uhmm, erm, is this the line to love half my shit?"

No Billy, it's the line to lose practically all of it. Marriage inflation is a bitch, isn't it? There's no 'equality' in a marriage court case. That's when skirts go in balls-deep.

That's when skirts go in balls-deep.

Jim read this and came immediately

counted at least (at least) 3 times that he should have said

"Listen bitch fuck off"

counted 8 minutes 31 seconds where its all he should have been saying at the top of his lungs

So she has no job, it goes without saying that motherhood is the hardest job there is, uses phrases like "grown ass man", and constantly bitches out/belittles her golden ticket. Jesus Christ wasn't he friends with Patrice?

He was never the womanizing type like the others. I don't remember Brazilian sex vacations with Bill, but maybe I'm wrong.

Nah, I remember on one of the really early Joe Rogan podcasts he said he avoided those

She has to try and maintain some kind of upper hand in that relationship. If she doesnt make him feel small then her might realize what hes done.

Did you actually buy into Patrice's bullshit? Von owned him, he was paying to raise Morpheus sperm ffs

There's a tone there that seems to be morphing from the typical low level of derision a wife may have for their husband to outright disdain. He needs to take a needle to that tear quick.

Hwah. Quite succinct brotha.

This just shows that everyone on this sub is a lonely son of a bitch who's afraid of confrontation. She comes in, he makes her laugh she makes him laugh, he says something incoherent, and then she leaves. You guys are acting like that isn't normal. Jesus Christ

Most people on this sub have never been in any kind of relationship.

20 years in, as I previously stated during my drunk post and got rightfully blasted for, never get fucking married

My hand I have been going steady for 10 years

Really? Because listening to this made me happy I'm no longer married. Why do women have to fight over something as trivial as confusing dates?

Exactly. This place is fucking hilarious but so dangerously up its own ass

because it's HIS podcast, he should be saying ^{DONT INTTERUPT ME CUNT!}

How long... will it last.

i think it's that a not funny person keeps coming on a funny podcast and being unfunny, and not funny on top of that

STOP CHALLENGING MY BIASES. CUCK! CUUUUUUUUCK!!!

He's bound to this negress for life now that he knocked her up....poor Billy

Hasn't Bill made fun of the relationship that John and Yoko had?

He did, many times. Now he's even bigger pussy than Lennon ever was.

At least Lennon wasn't afraid to slap a bitch around.

https://youtu.be/V2i9RvBOSZ4

wow

He's a legit sadist. This kind of shit turns him on.

The word is masochist, stupid

The word is masochist, stupid

The word is masochist, stupid

The word is actually faggot, faggot.

Anthony's the sadist.

Leave no wrist untwisted.

I bet his mother was a bitch too. It always comes back to the mother.

They're trying to do Vos and Bonnie type banter, but unlike that lovable Jewish simpleton Bill has self respect some real untapped rage. I hope this doesn't end in Bill getting in trouble for domestic violence.

Nia has a larger gait. I think she'd win the fight.

I don't like her, I think she sucks, but you're reading a little bit too much into this.

Uppity cunt, i hope Bill started to beat her and we just can't see the bruises.

Damn that beast really chimped out

you're all losers

We heard you the first 85,000 times. You think this sub is the worst and we are all losers and retarded. Gotcha. Hugs and Kisses to you!

Damn, ur right. I do keep saying it.

Fly away....

Just so you know, it's 3 ellipses. Not 4. Do you even know what your role is? I know mine very well...

And your the one posting on the same sub as us.

How is Bill falling into the same stereotype trap that he used to rip on? God damn I wish we could pull the big man in the purple suit out of his coffin to shit all over Bills bald head.

I took his podcast out of my rotation, Im done with his show. All he talks about is sports, and Ive fucking had it with comedians or anyone with a podcast talking about their pregnancy, kids, etc. Nia is his Yoko Ono, no fuckin thanks.

"are you done making millions of dollars for me to spend on nigger shit cause i wanna turn the tv on in here"

fucking christ bill

I stopped listening to the MMPC about 2 years ago due to Nia and her influence. It's hard to imagine what the current iteration sounds like. South Park had an episode on a succubus infecting Chef. God have mercy on Bill's soul.

Theres got to be a morning aaaaafter

Same here. I can't stand that inarticulate, bitchy cunt of a 'laaaady'.

I was yelling at my windshield when that happened. Fucking cunt.

...did it yell back?

Nah, and she won't if she knows whats good for her

A huge abrasive cunt is the exact kind of person Bill deserves.

Maybe she's bitching at you to make you a better person. She's saving you from yourself!

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Why the FUCK would Bill do this to himself? Doesn't he have any self-esteem? He's a world-famous comedian. He was on Breaking Bad. He's a millionaire. He could be slaying a different twenty year old every night of his life, but he instead chooses to get constantly nagged and emasculated by some shrill black bitch. He's become exactly like John Lennon when he let Yoko get on stage with him. Fuck's sake, man. What was he thinking?

I love Chuck Berrys face when that chink started screeching

Makes me die every time

Unfunny, leftist Burr has got that insidious Boston white guilt, that's why.

This black bitch has a nigga ribs hurting

Bill burr is a stand up comedian, voice actor, tv show writer, and a podcaster.

Nia has been a stay at home mother for the last 6 years and just had her first child a month ago.

Why does she think she has the right to yell at bill for getting some date mixed up in his busy schedule of trying to give her more free money.

What a spoiled rich cunt. Within the next 2 years she's gonna cheat on him while he's on the road and then he's gonna make the greatest comedy special of all time.

Nia has been a stay at home mother for the last 6 years and just had her first child a month ago.

Ouch

GODDAMN RICH CUNT!

I KILL RICH CUNTS!

Poor boy,Billy's fate is sealed.That kid was the kicker.Divorce with kid 2/3rd money's gone..Welcome to Hell........or meet Patton at Arby's.

It's harder for those who work to keep track of appointments as apposed to nia aka non worker who has a lot more time to remember upcoming upcoming events.

I don't know much about Bill, but is his mother a bitch too? It always comes back to the mother.

I'm so happy his marriage is going to end in a hellish divorce because once he's going through all that, he's going to be so funny again.

He'll move in with Anthony at the Compound

God damn the thought of that really made me smile.

Bill's life is becoming the honeymooners

Ohhh this bitch...ohhh this goddamn bitch

honestly if he does this more he will probably be pretty successful. John and Kate plus 8 was a runaway hit esp with the women demo because it was essentially about a wife who completely emasculates her husband every chance she gets. I dunno if you noticed but treated grown men like children sells right now.

Can men get postpartum against their ungrateful dumb cunt syrup bottle wives?

Oh Billy boy... Why?

she has the voice of a 60 year old black nurse

What a fucking nightmare of a woman

I hate the nigger bitch.

Holy shit, he married a hole. His wife is a goddamn hole and now all the funny is draining out of the show.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/sound/970144

Civilized White men should take up arms against gummy, horse faced, nigger sows like Nia.

so this nigger does an obvious red neck white guy voice id smash her fucking face in for that.

she must suck a mean dick

Damn, ur right. I do keep saying it.

Fly away....

That's when skirts go in balls-deep.

Jim read this and came immediately