Wigger Rich - "Gregg" (Opie Radio Diss)

432  2017-02-17 by WiggerRich

145 comments

"Gregg"

Yo this one right here is for BoBo

Schnoodle Gang

[VERSE 1]

Dear Howard this is Greg, why can't I get a mention

I did a B&E just to grab your attention

Now legal is involved they threatened to kick me out the building

How am I gonna pay to feed my wife and Bam's children

Been doing this since 18 and made a couple million

But now that Ant & Jim left me.. nobody's listening

This kid Wigger Rich, he's relentless with his disses

I'm going bald and all my socks smell like piss.. shit

I got Sherrod Small but he's black with a fat tongue

And Vic he won't quit yapping, about Alabama

I tried to get Artie so I could be just like you

But that didn't work out because I'm talented as a broom

And I'm always the least funny fucking faggot in the room

I guess that's why my show got moved to afternoon

But hey Howard me and you should have a show on Sirius

We could call it O & H.. (sniff sniff) PERIOD!

[VERSE 2]

Dear Greg, this is Howard Stern.. Hoo Hoo

You're a big tittied cuck faggot.. fuck you

Your show must suck if it comes on at 3 o'clock

Shout out to that fat hoagie boy E-Rock

Now legal is involved they threatened to kick me out the building

How am I gonna pay to feed my wife and Bam's children

My favorite verse so far. PERIOD

This was great, but the lack of Fez Whatley shout outs was disturbing. I suggest a minimum of 3 Fezzie references a song if you expect to get any success.

Big Cat nigga, lettuce wrap clicc bluh, retard island

"Smash, Ronnie! This song is a fucking smash!"

"Alright, thanks Big Cat. Next we go to 'Todd', who's also in Florida. Smash or trash, Todd?"

Shout out to the blueberries

Solid work as always. But why did you have to insult brooms? They're way more useful than Opie.

Fucking hell dude. You got mad talent. Gold.

I gotta here this! Pose on mega or something else.

You rule. Howard's verse - I rewinded and listened to it 5 times in a row.

Make this man a Mod, Griz.

griz deeeyad

When you eventually get invited onto J&S, please please please PLEASE PLEASE for the love of God make Jim do his best Opie impression

I wish there was a way to see which staff member listens to these diss tracks the most. If I had to guess it's either Sam, Travis or even our vague little hoagie boy.

This are nestled into the bottom of the hard drive of hits for the day denny has to deploy the nuclear option

Oh it's absolutely Sam, I'd bet he's played this new one at least 46 times already.

Adrian

ty I hope he wasnt trying to get money off this?

ty

wigger you got a huge audience right now, why are you putting out short songs with 1/4th the lyric creative space of what you could be doing? keep this momentum going cause you literally have J &S's ear, this shit aint gonna last.

FUCKING BRUTAL

we have the best rappers, don't we folks?

SOMEONE GIVE THIS WIGGER A COAT!

MAKE

Were gonna build a wall and make /r/comedy pay for it!

No thanks.

Fucking 10/10. Gang, /u/WiggerRich has injected some life into this sub, give that nigga his props

No bullshit. This guy managed to somehow get to the core of the crux of complaints against these heavens. But vocalized it in such a way which is crazy good.

Who the fuck is this guy and why has he shown up now after all these years?

Mediafire keeps telling me "permission denied." Fawkin buncha peckasuckas.

Same here, I was ready to spray shoot loads on my walls

I think the dido sample has got it yanked off even quicker than Gregg could.

You are quite talented sir

Great job, I hope it ruins Tit's weekend.

Opie is a dumb nigger

That is what I'm taking away from this album as well.

But hey Howard me and you should have a show on Sirius

We could call it O & H.. (sniff sniff) PERIOD!

This sub is just about my favourite thing.

sniff sniff period was my favorite part of the song as well.

Dear Gregg, this is Howard Stern.. Hoo Hoo

You're a big tittied cuck faggot.. fuck you

The hoo hoo made me spit my beer(cum) out

It annoys me how not shitty this is.

Seriously, I hate parodies but these are actually really good. Frustrating.

It has a sub full of racists appreciating rap.

I saw someone refer to black people as "basketball Americans" on here the other day and giggle like a tickled retard every time I've thought of it since

I remember that, and ditto

That might be the funniest phrase I've ever heard from this sub.

It's been around forever queeb.

Thanks quay.

Found the nigger

Eenie meenie minee moe?

wigger rich is a good man

It's probably been mentioned in another thread by now, but there's gotta be something there for Ant's spaghetti and opie's sweater tits.

Home Run Wiggah!

I would pay money to watch Jim, Sam and Anthony's reaction when they first hear this masterpiece.

This is fucking brilliant

Keep getting better and better "sniff sniff period"

Howard's response to Gregg had me both howling and a nigga ribs hurtin!

Someone should make an album cover for these gems.

This one touches me right in the prick.

ME: He made another one? Oh...good for him. I'm already over it to be cccompletely honest with you. You wanna spend your time making songs about me then go ahead. sniff burp shotgun blast

I really enjoy these^

Probably the single meanest thing said or done to Opie to emerge from the primordial ooze of this sub.

Thanks for these! Holy shit, they keep getting better and better. i have to listen to them like 10 times each youre so good

/u/WiggerRich has taken trolling to a new level and I couldn't be more proud of him

Killin' it Wigz

These are fucking great. You're the fucking man, /u/WiggerRich.

Anyone else getting a permission denied message & are unable to listen?

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Listen to the vocaroo stream that /u/whydontUlovemelyndsi posted.

Was the original a bad link or is the Hughes brigade behind this!?

The one Wigger posted? I don't know, I didn't try to download it. If you're using a reddit app, go to browser to download. It wouldn't work on the last song when I tried to download it through a reddit app.

I just used the Vocoroo link. Funny shit.

i think it's possible that mediafire has some sort of copyright protection thing similar to youtube and the girl's vocals may have triggered it. i just happened to be looking at the new threads like 6 minutes after this was posted and i DL'd it. it was taken down almost immediately after that so if gregg did have it taken down he must have been sitting on the sub mashing f5 ever since /u/wiggerrich made the "Gregg" announcement

The Eminem instrumental is hitting the copyright auto-scan thing they use, just like YouTube.

3 for 3 so far. The real joy is knowing that he hears all of this.

He gets his guys to listen for him. He's fawkin busy.

By the way, this is delightful, Wigger. There hasn't been a release this electrifying since Beyonce dropped Lemonade.

Vintage WiggerRich > shit > new WiggerRich

We could call it O & H.. (sniff sniff) PERIOD!

LOL! I thought it was "O&H Sniff Sniff PERIOD!"

This might be the best one yet. These bring me so much joy, it's pathetic.

"i'm as talented as a broom"??? ok time to stop making these now

Piss off you twat.

That was the weakest line in all three songs, still, im not gonna nit-pick when opie is getting shit on

i still like it

Eat my nigger dick

WiggerRich proving the 'difficult third album' theory is bollox.. another hit.. #schnoodlegang

Permission Denied. "Stan (Explicit)" by Eminem may be available for download from Amazon.

You're a legend. Where do I send my donation?

I wanted to hate this and figured you had jumped the shark but gawd damn , you're my favorite embarassment to the white race.

Ha. I literally just wrote the same thing. Fuck its spot on.

I've said it before but the fans of this long dead show never cease to blow my mind. And pecka.

I drank a case of grapefruit shanty, dare me to drive?

can we start submitting our own lyrics u/wiggerrich?

no

haha

I even got a tattoo of your name across my breasts

Wigger Rich is a god damn hit machine

These keep getting better and better somehow.

I'm just here waiting for opies response

Just when I thought I was out, this sub pulls me right me right back in

Every. Time.

If Opie ever comments on these songs he will mostly just say that he wanted to move to afternoons. Because he did.

But he won't have a defense for fathering bam's children.

I've never liked rap music, but I can tell this guy is actually surprisingly talented.

It's absurd how great these are.

I was ready to say he is gonna jump the shark but literally laughed out loud at the first verse. God Damn..this is why I am addicted to this fucking sub. Hoo hoo

This is the best one yet.

I have a question, I upvoted this post by rich but nothing happened. Should this not be upvoted for some reason?

what the fuck did you expect to happen stupid?

Bravo. Bravo!!

Get fcked tits.

How many more Ls is Opie going to take? When is he going to release his own red hot diss track?

SCHNOODLEGANG4LYFE

SCHNOODLE GANG TIL I DIE

Best one yet, I'm laughing uncontrollably for the first time in years

Schnoodle Gang is behind you

I got a permission denied message when I clicked.

If Jim and Sam start the show with this... That would be the best. But......

Just start the show with the Dido version..

dis guys good

Gawtdamn. Howard's "Hoo-Hoo" and "Fuck you" has got me giggling like a little bitch. You are one talented wigger. Much love.

I can't wait until there are enough songs for an album.

So, who's gonna be the first to tweet this to Jim Norton and Sam Roberts?

Don't forget about me.

Permission Denied

I'm so happy.

ethered.

Wow I found this on r/all, this is blowing up!

god fucking damn

I thought by the third one there'd be a slow down

"Gregg" is such a good title because that's what he really is when there's no talent around him. Just a Gregg.

You can bet your ass he listens to every single one of these and it's getting to him.

Holy fuck these have been so fucking good. 10/10 This sub is going from autistic, to productive autism; which scares me because I'm lazy.

Lynsi's vagina whistles the Jackass theme song when she walks by

This comment deserves way more points than it has.

you better venerate the white rappers

Move over Judah Friedlander....Wigger Rich is the world champion!

Wigger Rich should be in the National Archive.

Schnoodle Gang we runnin this rap shit

Schnoodle gang for life motherfawkas!

If you rhyme "AJ Poopieschitz" with "Opie's droopy tits", I'll eat your ass with grape jelly

Permission Denied. Did Opie get to this one?

Good shit, this is some autism I can get behind

SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF!

Wigger Rich SUCKS.. I just get redirected to "Stan" WTF

Thank you for your service Mr. Rich

That's the best verse yet. You really got some skills, I bet you could get signed with a label if you have non-Opie bars are as good as the Opie ones.

jesus enough with this shit you fucking hacks i dont want to hear your mixtape

Unbelievable mate

You've hit 3 home runs so far, keep em comin!

Word 'em up doc.

I'm getting access denied. What up wit dat niglits?

I can fawken rap betta...

Yo my name's Chippie D and I'm here to say,

I think O&A are pretty OK!!

24 karat gold...best thing to happen to this sub

Why isn't the second track stickied anymore??

You have me howling.....sniff sniff period.

You should be a superstar.

Damn he even edited the background harmonies to say "Gregg," thats some hardcore autistic talent

v

Thanks quay.