If I were dating her I'd be obsessed with her bank account. Fat stacks of cash would be on my mind when it was time to be intimate with her. I love you money...whoops, I mean Amy!
I'd like to be a fly on the wall when the check comes after dinner and he makes a halfhearted attempt to pick it up. His shame is assuaged by the fact that the price and helpings of her order are considerably larger.
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n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-02-17
He's not even black
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-17
He lives of the money of a white woman, so that's pretty much black.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-02-17
I hope he's a felon and she ends up buying a gun for him
n/a xyniphis 2017-02-17
A heavy white woman, thats extra black
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-17
It's Maury black.
n/a wordsoundpower 2017-02-17
Oof. Cutting deep.
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-02-17
She sucked all the marrow out of that funny bone long ago
n/a dmix 2017-02-17
He designs eco-friendly furniture for a living. Of course this insecure wreck would date a nobody.
At least he's tall and good looking. He's probably making good money from other hipsters too. Wouldn't expect anything less from a modern feminist.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-17
She has to watch him like a hawk to keep the dicks away from him.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-17
The only time Amy Schumer has had a funny bone in her body was when she was getting pooned by Anthony Jeselnik.
n/a liljoeyk 2017-02-17
They mispelled Obese
n/a jfral 2017-02-17
If I were dating her I'd be obsessed with her bank account. Fat stacks of cash would be on my mind when it was time to be intimate with her. I love you money...whoops, I mean Amy!
n/a jfral 2017-02-17
I'd like to be a fly on the wall when the check comes after dinner and he makes a halfhearted attempt to pick it up. His shame is assuaged by the fact that the price and helpings of her order are considerably larger.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-02-17
I hope her eggs wind up snapping like those things you throw on the ground on the 4th of July.
n/a hookahreed 2017-02-17
She's got a pretty big boiler, too.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-17
It's not just her funny bone that's big.
That's usually the excuse anyway. Fucking mammoth.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-02-17
BF? Being fat?
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-17
Fake news or weird news?
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-02-17
He knows all the things to whisper to her. "Here let me feed you this box of Twinkies." "I'll go get you the carton of ice cream."