Bobby's situation isn't just a shitty diet. You could eat McDonalds for breakfast/lunch/dinner and still not even come close to being that overweight. Bobby must eat junk food every hour on the hour and rarely move. Getting THAT overweight would be a full time job for most people. He's almost certainly better off smoking or drinking on a regular basis. Sucks because Bobby's a good dude.
You're not wrong. He talks about eating these insane unending meals at restaurants with other comics. Like literally 10 or more meals in a sitting. He looks at it as some kind of challenge or maybe competitive eating, with prep and pacing and shit like that. I have no idea how you would get any enjoyment at all out of it past the 2nd one. Maybe 2 1/2.
That scene wasn't writing. Bang Bang is actually a Robert Kelly thing. Also the line, "I make sandwiches out of everything" may have been improved, but it certainly wasn't intentionally for the show. Plus, YKWD sucks when soder, list, bargatze, or luis j gomez isn't there to lean on.
I really wish there was a playlist/link/torrent to every "regulars" show from YKWD. They really are the only ones worth hearing. If you're going to have 12 guests on, at least let them be good. 12 shitty comedians != 3 good ones.
How many of you listened to the YKWD where Bobby mentioned that he ate bagels out of the garbage? The bagels were still in the bag, but that is disgusting nonetheless.
Even at my fattest, when I did no exercise and made no attempt to eat healthily, I was just 220lbs, and I'm maybe four or five inches taller than Bob is. Who likes food that fucking much?
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n/a Iouisck 2017-02-17
He doesn't even have to hit the bike. He just has to stop eating too much shit food.
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-17
You may have a point. Check out the sheer gluttony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSAyS_skmo
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-17
I hate when
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-02-17
Holy shit. I didn't think that was actually him at first.
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-17
Big Pun is still alive y'all!!!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-17
All the kids in the ghetto call him Don Lardagena
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-17
Now that was an awesome fat fuck. He pistol whipped his wife on camera for not bringing him food fast enough.
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-17
Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that he was a big fat pig
n/a gethigh_watchHBO 2017-02-17
It's too late. His son is Stavos Halkias and he is already on his way to looking just like Bobby.
Maybe the cycle will be broken for the next generation, but I wouldn't count on it.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-17
I hope Stavros dies first just for ruining Cum Town with his annoying laugh. Fuck him.
n/a xyniphis 2017-02-17
Stavro really rocking the kid toucher glasses
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-02-17
Poor suspension.
n/a shimshammcgraw 2017-02-17
Cunt looks like a baldy d bag.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-17
I just hope he sees him on his death bed and tells him "STOP LAUGHING AT SET UPS!" before he flat lines.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-02-17
This isn't fair to Bobby. He broke his leg about a decade ago and he gained a few LB's from that. Who doesn't?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-02-17
He is frighteningly massive.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-17
Jesus he really has chunked out.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-02-17
That's a man that should not be allowed to use the name Robert unless he drops about two bills, that's a Bobby body right there
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-02-17
You misspelled Blobby, sir.
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-02-17
Bobby's situation isn't just a shitty diet. You could eat McDonalds for breakfast/lunch/dinner and still not even come close to being that overweight. Bobby must eat junk food every hour on the hour and rarely move. Getting THAT overweight would be a full time job for most people. He's almost certainly better off smoking or drinking on a regular basis. Sucks because Bobby's a good dude.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-17
You're not wrong. He talks about eating these insane unending meals at restaurants with other comics. Like literally 10 or more meals in a sitting. He looks at it as some kind of challenge or maybe competitive eating, with prep and pacing and shit like that. I have no idea how you would get any enjoyment at all out of it past the 2nd one. Maybe 2 1/2.
n/a ChinatownMikey 2017-02-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-Z1di-c58
That scene wasn't writing. Bang Bang is actually a Robert Kelly thing. Also the line, "I make sandwiches out of everything" may have been improved, but it certainly wasn't intentionally for the show. Plus, YKWD sucks when soder, list, bargatze, or luis j gomez isn't there to lean on.
n/a tha_dank 2017-02-17
I really wish there was a playlist/link/torrent to every "regulars" show from YKWD. They really are the only ones worth hearing. If you're going to have 12 guests on, at least let them be good. 12 shitty comedians != 3 good ones.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-02-17
Bobby looks like if Artie got his shit together.
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-02-17
He had a waist, still, when he was on "Louie".
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-17
This makes me sad.
n/a TehSamurai01 2017-02-17
How many of you listened to the YKWD where Bobby mentioned that he ate bagels out of the garbage? The bagels were still in the bag, but that is disgusting nonetheless.
Even at my fattest, when I did no exercise and made no attempt to eat healthily, I was just 220lbs, and I'm maybe four or five inches taller than Bob is. Who likes food that fucking much?
n/a MrKrinkel 2017-02-17
Bobby doesn't eat food so much as he kisses it into his mouth
n/a jizzajam 2017-02-17
The way he constantly makes excuse for his addict behavior shows that AA and therapy don't work
n/a Leofan7 2017-02-17
C'mon, y'all. He broke is knee, man! HE BROKE HIS KNEE, DUDE!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-17
All the kids in the ghetto call him Don Lardagena
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-17
Now that was an awesome fat fuck. He pistol whipped his wife on camera for not bringing him food fast enough.
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-17
Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that he was a big fat pig