Cryptic message from The Cryptkeeper.

8  2017-02-15 by McGowan9

9 comments

Perfect timing to join CP Media?

That's what I thought was vague. "Perfect timing" as in she left the door open just as Tits passed or a perfect time to get fired and join grandpa's faltering network? I'm a faggot.

Perfect timing for her to let him in.

I'd like it if they got back together, and I would LOVE how it would piss all of you off.

It wouldn't piss me off, or (i'm guessing) most of the rest of this sub. Seeing Tits and Zits hypocritically reunite in their twilight years, and stumble through pretending they didn't hate each other, would give this place the shot in the arm it so desperately needs. Plus their rotting corpses talking in HD would provide endless memes.

Greggshells crawls back to human garbage.. You can't make this stuff up.

They fucking deserve each other.

Opie always had amazing timing. And big, juicy tits.

He did it all along to get out of his contract. lol

What's cryptic about that?