You're right it is his fault and he's the worst, but those uber drivers make driving in nyc horrible.

Yeah driving here was a blast before uber got involved.

Uber drivers make Jimmy an uber-faggot.

I don't know how anyone is going to top this expert word-play in these comments.

Ahnestly

OP crying because a slight change in a radio schedule made his autism flare up and he is the one calling people a cunt.

He could just take the subway. You know what stories we never hear from Jim? The ones where he can't go anywhere in public because he's constantly being stopped by people who recognize him.

Even bums think he emanates an off-putting vibe.

How great would it be to hear Queen Norton screaming about a homeless man emptying a change cup into his coffee cup?

Why would a homeless guy pour coins into Jim's cup?

He heard Jim had fallen on hard times after using that cartoon money up so he decided Jim needed it more. Those kegs of almonds aren't going to buy themselves.

The way you explained it sold me.

Look, I thought it was a funny concept. I'm sure Patton thought smothering his wife with his ass and thighs would be a real barn burner but look how that turned out.

Boooo!

Dude I said I liked it.

But then the big scary strangers might harm the little boy!

James can't go anywhere without Kenny's retard strength protection

DONT WORRY JIM

He lives on the UWS, and his job is in the 50's; his commute would be six stops max, and maybe as few as four - 15 minutes tops. By car? I bet it's at least a half hour; Midtown is so fucked up you absolutely can walk faster than a car moves. Why take Uber?

He won't stay at hotels that don't have special pillows. Enraging.

I remember him retelling that atrocious story and his complete obliviousness to his diva attitude. I'm not a fucking Regular Joe but his demands are completely ridiculous and every listener resented him. He needs to have a reality check as I don't think he cared about what type of pillow his head was resting on when he had a whore shit on his chest.

I thought his new place was Midtown East? Where all the REAL Big Applers live because they think it's a great place to live because it's right by everything!... touristy, loud, and awful.

Regardless, it would take him MAYBE 40 minutes to walk, probably way more like 20-30 minutes. Think of how many more mustard dipped almonds our anorexic worm could cheat with if he stretch his postomium!

40 minutes to walk to XM from Midtown East? Are you by any chance not a native New Yorker?

Big Appler here! I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he was in Lennox Hill.

He bitches about his 30 minute commute during rush hour in Manhattan, how about you just leave 10 minutes earlier in case there's traffic? Or take the train? Or a Citi bike?

I'm pretty sure Jim lives on the LES now. He may be a cunt, but I can confirm that it's still faster to drive from the LES to Times Square.

F train would take 15mins

There really isn't anywhere on Manhattan where it's faster to drive than take the train, particularly when it comes to mid-town.

Yea, those trains will litterally come one after the other and would absolutely take less time than driving. Baby boy is probably scared he won't get a seat

I ran into Tony Danza in a subway station midday on the west side. If he can do it, Jim would be fine.

Did you ask about his mule?

Angela!

He was wearing a shirt that said "Ask me about my mule" but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

It's hard to ask about anything when that thing is jammed down your throat.

I guess you speak from personal experience. Good for you!

I hope you enjoyed the Danzajizz.

AND TRANSFER?!?!?!??????

1980???!!?!?!

the n, r train will take him almost right to the office.

Yea but they're filled with things that start with N and end in R

I am not familiar with NYC traffic, but assuming he gets to work 30 minutes early. Wouldn't there be more traffic at 7:30 then 6:30?

He literally walks in the door as the mics go on. He and Opie fought about it. And Sam has complained a few times already.

Every morning we seem to get his Uber Driver report. They could make it into a really hateable segment if they want.

Can't wait for the egg white report tho, how's my boys doing down at the kitchen you know what I am saying, keep me on the edge of my seat

Did he @mention the Uber CEO on twitter when complaining?

Some fruit is mad at Uber, there's a shocker.

He's an asshole with his complaining. He literally has the least important job in NYC.....if he was late to work, six people would know about it.

They said Jim, not the Opester.

7 people then, the other YouTube uploader will be upset

James "Jimmy" Norton, pitching a bitch while the rest of us don't even care, lil Yimmy glares

All the lonely people, where doooo they all come from?

Rush hour traffic in NYC is weird. In bound highways get bad around 630. Manhattan streets are fine (for Manhattan) until like 10ish, at which point they get terrible. There are places that get bad at certain hours, which every cab driver worth his salt should know how to avoid, which is probably what Norton is referring too.

I dunno about nyc, but in toronto all the uber drivers are out of town ethnics that dont know the city.

Didn't they send a car to get Sharrod? I want to know why Yimmy didn't work that into his contract along with a stop to get him his breakfast so he can make sure that his eggs and mustard are right-side up.

Then they should also negotiate what kind of pillowa should sxm provide for him to nap on

The streets are fine until 6-6:30, the Avenues till like 7....Its the deliveries with box trucks at all the in between streets starting at like 6 ish....cant avoid it suckcockahs

He also complained about making the intro longer. I don't know about you guys but the thing I want from my morning radio show is it starting after I've parked at work.

Their intro song should be Led Zepplin's Moby Dick. That kills 15 minutes and then he can make lame jokes about how the song is about his "mule" (ewww) for the second 15 minutes. That's 1/6 of the show programmed and he wouldn't even have to have his brain functioning until 10am.

What's next? his big boy pants are too big and he can't walk fast enough to work?

But Jimmy does it for the west coast listeners! He's a team player!

I remember when Jim uttered the phrase "paid my dues" when he was talking about only taking first class planes. Made me mad but I love Jimmy.

He complains about being tired or late, doesn't prepare, isn't funny, is annoying and sits there entitled thinking it's funny to fart around coworkers. He's the next Opie.

If Jim was smart, he'd do the show at 6am when people get up.

If Jim was cool, he would roller blade into work like Opie!

Doesn't this cunt own a car?

...all this whinin', and cryin' and pitchin' a fit, get over it!.

Even bums think he emanates an off-putting vibe.

But then the big scary strangers might harm the little boy!

James can't go anywhere without Kenny's retard strength protection

He lives on the UWS, and his job is in the 50's; his commute would be six stops max, and maybe as few as four - 15 minutes tops. By car? I bet it's at least a half hour; Midtown is so fucked up you absolutely can walk faster than a car moves. Why take Uber?

I ran into Tony Danza in a subway station midday on the west side. If he can do it, Jim would be fine.

Why would a homeless guy pour coins into Jim's cup?

Angela!

He was wearing a shirt that said "Ask me about my mule" but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

40 minutes to walk to XM from Midtown East? Are you by any chance not a native New Yorker?

AND TRANSFER?!?!?!??????

He bitches about his 30 minute commute during rush hour in Manhattan, how about you just leave 10 minutes earlier in case there's traffic? Or take the train? Or a Citi bike?