Why does Roland continue to book the worst guests?

22  2017-02-15 by TheDubStepDisliker

Who gives a fuck about this Theresa Caputo lady. Does he not understand their audience? Or is this literally the best they can do?

20 comments

n/a  glasswork 2017-02-15

Because Jim and Sam say yes to them. Don't let Roland distract you from Jim and Sam saying yes to these shitty guests.

n/a  breadmoccasin 2017-02-15

Roland is fucking terrible. No matter how bad Jim and Sam might be, Roland is worse, if only because there is no one worse than him.

n/a  cajunjack55 2017-02-15

Does Roland book for both shows?

n/a  TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-02-15

yes.

n/a  Lish_fips89 2017-02-15

He also eats for both shows.

n/a  ObsessiveMuso 2017-02-15

She probably knows some bakery or something that Hamplanet Campos can get treats from.

n/a  porsalin 2017-02-15

Because Jim and Sam make a show simply to entertain themselves and have no idea what makes good radio.

n/a  kevin121312 2017-02-15

Does Roland book guests for J&S also?

n/a  Applesauceinmypants 2017-02-15

It's because a publicist looks at these guys and knows that people who listen to them aren't their target audience. Maybe 5 years ago, but now there's no way an A lister cares if they lose the Jim, Sam, and Opie audience.

I would bet there are a lot of people who don't bother returning Roland's repeated increasingly desperate voice mails.

As far as Opie, there's no way he can ever wash the stink of Anthony's racist meltdowns off of him. He'll always be the guy who was partners with the racist domestic abuser because thats what shows up when you Google "opie Sirius xm".

But what do I know. The show clearly passed me by and I'm just here to help raise awareness about fat actors who murder their wives.

n/a  dfuller39 2017-02-15

Add that with a booker who's terrible at his job because he's terrible at life and you wind up with Theresa Caputo.

n/a  BoardroomBimmy 2017-02-15

Because O&A was shock jock radio born out of a period where everyone was ripping off Stern's act and hiring goofy mother fuckers because its funny. Anyone with actual talent for radio went to work for actual serious shows and wouldn't work for one of these clown shit shows because it's fucking embarrassing.

Or did you just want a funny answer about him being a fat slob?

n/a  LookyLookyMissCookie 2017-02-15

Sam is a cohost not a guest

n/a  ScorzeMan 2017-02-15

I thought he was the sidekick.

n/a  cabaretcabaret 2017-02-15

That's a bit like asking why shit continues to stink

n/a  JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-15

He's a fag.

n/a  LeVampire1992 2017-02-15

I think it's because he's very fat

n/a  nosoupforyou2116 2017-02-15

Because he's a fat minotaur-looking-sticks-his-dick-in-cake-to-cum mongoloid.

n/a  danimalplanimal 2017-02-15

because of the show he's booking for

n/a  lowend73 2017-02-15

Remember the old Warner Bros cartoons, where one of the characters were famished and looked at another character and they resembled a whole turkey, cake, etc?

The Turkish Mayor McCheese no longer sees humans, that pile of shit sees food.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-02-15

He's dying.