While wearing that shirt a man is rendered physically incapable of producing semen.

Bullshit, I was wearing that shirt every time me and my gf had sex. We have 3 beautiful kids.... Come to think of it they are a little dark skinned and water does just bead from their head... But that just probably cause I'm part Italian.. yeah that's why.

I can't begin to fathom the sort of creature that would purchase and wear this abomination willingly. My heart weeps for the countless third world children that will no doubt be photographed wearing discarded opiestore t-shirts in the years to come.

The same person that would need a fucking 5XL size shirt. Christ, it's a body, not a boat that needs a tarp.

One of my followers bought an 5XL dropping hammers shirt and sent a picture of him wearing it on the toilet to Opie. He blocked me when I @'d Bailey Jay "your wig looks like shit". "carlton say what u want but the pests never go after friends of the show fuck u".

That's the kind of person who wears it.

So fat tranny lovers are opie's key demo. Get this news to Opie so he can save his show.

*Blech so today we're gonna start out with top 5 cheeseburgers to eat while getting a dick in your butt, but you totally are not gay cause "she" also has tits. Erock where we at with the Rally's

I gotta get me one of these for my 20th reunion. It is just the kind of class I'm looking for to say, "I've made it".

'When you go to the toilet its called "dropping hammers"...its said on the show all the time, now you can wear a shirt with a plunger on it!'

What a fucking maroon. His narcissism knows no bounds.

"NOTE: BE SURE TO SELECT THE CORRECT SIZE AS THIS ITEM CANNOT BE EXCHANGED FOR A DIFFERENT SIZE ONCE THE ORDER IS PLACED."

What a shit.

LOL my mom hates when i wear my droppin hammers shirt when we are out in public.

This isn't even a memorable or note worthy quote from the old show