He did a good job, glad that little queer gets to do stuff like this.

every Sam post that goes by he looks a bit more like Cousin Larry Appleton

He looks like Heat Miser in a suit.

He looks like Ben from Blue Velvet

Why do they need to wear a suit and tie to WWE?

They don't. Sam is just a moron.

He wears sweatpants and eats children's food at adult restaurants, and wears big boy clothes at a children's pretend event.

I should not even care about a person like Sam Roberts, BUT, I hate this guy. Nothing about him is entertaining. I think his involvement with Jim Norton has made me dislike Jim. That makes me insane, but that is the truth

He looks like he is dressed to go to the Jr prom somewhere in Arkansas.

I'll have you know that Mr. Cro-Magnon was the homecoming king at the Vandervoort, AR Homecoming Dance.

*dressed to go to the jr prom alone

The color of your wall is enraging.

Piss Yellow

Hey how many kinds of cereal can you name?

Fruit Loops

Dye it red and he would look like a fuckin clown

In a year Sam will be 30 pounds fatter and much, much balder; it's really going to be a horrific sight...

He should be painting animals in caves in France, not hosting WWE events.

i don't know why someone that ugly wants to be in show business.

He could look worse. He could look like erock.

When I think about it everybody on the show has some major form of physical deformity

Opie is a model

Bra model

Individually placed follicles

In Sam's case, "haphazardly placed follicles."

wrestling is gay and i know that because i beat off to it

His tie knot is childish as all get out.

Anthony's was more expensive.

While Ant's was individually placed, God just took a wad of whatever he had left and said "meh" when it came to Sam.

he looks like he sells knock-off pap smears to budget health clinics in the rust belt.

No, it doesn't.

Booker T looked like he's had enough of Sam's shit.

You did not just say dat!

Sam has a face for radio.

Shame about his voice.

if you could even call it hair. i wouldnt.

That tie really accentuates his challenges with DNA and intellect.

He looks like the gay guy in Ally McBeal

Sam doing the pre show (on a god awful pape) is really the epitome of Sam's no content broadcaster persona. I also imagine if he wants to keep doing them he's going to have to watch the rest of his wrestling output, ie probably not interviewing cody or colt cabana anymore.

Todd Pettingil has done everything Sam dreams of, but on an infinitely more successful level. Maybe this ugly shithead should try his hand at fake prank calls next.

Sam is also a bit of a tub. He's got cornette body.

Wearing a suit that he thinks a rich man would wear.

Looks like rug lint glued to a styrofoam ball

I cannot believe that someone is having this caveman's baby.

Those pre-show things are a waste of time, Sam sucks on them though. No idea why WWE would waste the money on flying him out to AZ for an hour of work....just grab a jobber who doesn't have a match that night.

yeah but he hasn't had multiple skingrafts from actual zombies so he's got that going for him

You can see the horseshoe baldness is just about there. He is a really ugly person.

I prefer to call it a reverse mohawk

You did not just say dat!