Yeah you get less alarmed by it overtime. It's like that first time you notice a bump on your cock after shaving. Soon you'll be procrastinating your cancer screenings in no time!
This is normal and happens from time to time. It means you need to pay a bit more attention to the foods that you're eating. More greens and make sure you have enough fiber. You will keep bleeding until the tear (hemorrhoids) fully heals.
You have a torn asshole, perfectly normal. Use some preparation H, eat some raisin bran, and avoid spicy foods until your asshole heals. Also stay away from the rest stops for awhile.
Torn asshole is the medical word but basically the laymans term is hemorrhoid. Eat some bran, don't push hard when you shit, and sit in the bath a couple times a week until it's gone. Bright red blood is normal. Don't use cheap toilet paper either.
The connection between anus grapes and their causing anus cancer is, rather surprisingly, tenuass. I know intuitively that one would assume a causal effect butt, in actual fact, one thing rarely has to do with the other.
My brother had the anus fruit for years before he died and he would often leave a little patter of droplets all over the kitchen.
You should get them removed butt no, they don't necessitate the onset of anus death cancer. There simply isn't a proven corollary beyond the average rates of cancer of that type for people of your age and gender.
Kind of off topic. I ate those xxx hot cheetos and had bright red diarrhea. Took me a minute to realize it was the powder on them. Scared the duck out of me though.
Weird, I have a similar problem. Whenever I finishing fucking men in the asshole, my dick is covered in bright red blood. Do you think we have a similar medical condition?
No. The blood was basically floating on top of the shit on the surface of the water. Not mixed at all. And the first wipe on the TP was all blood. After freaking out it stopped. Also, one day my ass was so goddamn itchy so I scratched it with TP and it also bled a similar amount. I'm almost certain the course of the blood is right by the anus opening.
Going through this now, friend. It nearly caused me a nervous breakdown but I've been thru lots of tests so I know what's up with this. Basically, like many are saying, seeing red blood is usually no big deal. It can indicate cancer in rare cases but I'm around your age too and it's extremely rare for people this age to have ass cancer. If you want reassurance, go to a doc and have them test your blood for anemia. If you're truly bleeding from the inside, your red blood cell count will be low. If you need further reassurance, ask for a fecal occult test. It's basically the doc shoving a finger up your ass and then swabbing a little shit sample to see if there's hidden blood there, which would indicate something serious. It's not pleasant, but better than nothing I guess. Hope that helps, lucky for you I've been having all this bullshit done the past couple weeks. It blows
44 comments
n/a xaway3 2017-02-13
You got recurring hemorrhoids nig. Don't evict yo shits, ease them out slowly.
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-02-13
But theyre brown... eviction is inevitable
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-13
Ding, ding!
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-13
Im very much looking forward to announcing to my gf "You can call my asshole HUD, because im about to evict some darkies!" pause for high five
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-02-13
Have you been using lube when your lover sodomises you? Your Anus has some elasticity but will tear if abused hard enough.
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-13
Lube is for queers
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
Consensual sex? What are you a faggot or something?
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-02-13
I had a hemorrhoid and one morning took a shit and it looked like red paint in the toilet ... now I'm the healthy asshole kiiid
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-13
/u/drsteve103, comment?
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-02-13
You have rectal cancer. Congratulations.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
How do you know?
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-13
Because you are bleeding out your arse, mate
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
But that doesn't necessarily mean it's cancer. I hope, anyways.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-02-13
If it's bright red it means it's not from your stomach. It's probably just you scratching your asshole and being a creep.
n/a FoetusCorruptus 2017-02-13
Yeah, dude, dark blood, old and clotted, that's more a sign of cancer. Red just means you need to give your shitter a break, man.
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
Or you know, you have aids.
n/a bQQk 2017-02-13
I shit blood too. I'm ok with it.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-13
Link?
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
Yeah you get less alarmed by it overtime. It's like that first time you notice a bump on your cock after shaving. Soon you'll be procrastinating your cancer screenings in no time!
n/a Ulfigo 2017-02-13
But sometimes scratching the itch when you wipe feels amazing so there's that.
Also, do gay guys get hemorrhoids from the anal sex? I feel like that would be a thing.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
That's exactly what happened I scratched while wiping and it felt great but more blood came out.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-13
Not sure, but sounds like AIDS
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
This subreddit is for of experts on this subject. Better listen.
n/a fervt 2017-02-13
Ribbed for his pleasure.
n/a Look1ng4fun 2017-02-13
This is normal and happens from time to time. It means you need to pay a bit more attention to the foods that you're eating. More greens and make sure you have enough fiber. You will keep bleeding until the tear (hemorrhoids) fully heals.
n/a timothymodine 2017-02-13
Its not cancer dude. Dont worry about it man. It is definitely aids though.
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
OnA subreddit, just like googling your generic health symptoms. But everything is AIDs instead of terminal lymphoma.
n/a timothymodine 2017-02-13
And its mostly the gay aids too.
n/a dmix 2017-02-13
Yeah not the kind that infects monkeys.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-13
You have a torn asshole, perfectly normal. Use some preparation H, eat some raisin bran, and avoid spicy foods until your asshole heals. Also stay away from the rest stops for awhile.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
I can't help but feel a torn asshole shouldn't be considered "perfectly normal."
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-13
Torn asshole is the medical word but basically the laymans term is hemorrhoid. Eat some bran, don't push hard when you shit, and sit in the bath a couple times a week until it's gone. Bright red blood is normal. Don't use cheap toilet paper either.
n/a Munter2 2017-02-13
In this sub a torn asshole is pretty much normal.
n/a truthie 2017-02-13
Much the same as in your mother's underpants.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-02-13
It's normal for me but i'm an alcoholic and it comes with the territory.
If it's bright red don't worry about it. If it's a dark color (like the color of a blood blister) you're fucked and will be dead in 6 months.
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-13
can't remember the last time i didn't shit blood a little when i took a dump
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-13
The connection between anus grapes and their causing anus cancer is, rather surprisingly, tenuass. I know intuitively that one would assume a causal effect butt, in actual fact, one thing rarely has to do with the other.
My brother had the anus fruit for years before he died and he would often leave a little patter of droplets all over the kitchen.
You should get them removed butt no, they don't necessitate the onset of anus death cancer. There simply isn't a proven corollary beyond the average rates of cancer of that type for people of your age and gender.
n/a fervt 2017-02-13
It's probably anal fissures.
Increase your intake of fiber and fluids, decrease your intake of dicks in the ass.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
Easier said than done
n/a steamer100 2017-02-13
Kind of off topic. I ate those xxx hot cheetos and had bright red diarrhea. Took me a minute to realize it was the powder on them. Scared the duck out of me though.
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-02-13
You're probably just wiping too hard. I'm no expert though. /u/drsteve103, comment?
n/a CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-02-13
Bloody turfs arentvon the Bristol stool scale. They should be though.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-13
Maybe if he was using sandpaper to wipe that would make sense.
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-02-13
Red is fine but if it looks like coffee grounds you're in deep doo doo.
n/a SmoothCriminalAaron 2017-02-13
If you got hemorrhoids ask Ari Shaffir, he knows a thing or two about them.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-13
Get smaller dildos and/or better lube.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
That isn't helpful
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-13
Given your name I assumed you were into monster insertions.
n/a Munter2 2017-02-13
Take L-Aginine daily to get your veins back in shape and they should go away in two or three months or take heroin and you probably won't care.
n/a YusufKumiya 2017-02-13
Weird, I have a similar problem. Whenever I finishing fucking men in the asshole, my dick is covered in bright red blood. Do you think we have a similar medical condition?
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
I can only be sure if you send a pic to confirm.
n/a YusufKumiya 2017-02-13
NSFW
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
...why?
n/a YusufKumiya 2017-02-13
you asked?
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-02-13
Serious question: Is the right side portion of your poop red? Right side red, left side brown, like a disturbing frozen yogurt swirly ?
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
No. The blood was basically floating on top of the shit on the surface of the water. Not mixed at all. And the first wipe on the TP was all blood. After freaking out it stopped. Also, one day my ass was so goddamn itchy so I scratched it with TP and it also bled a similar amount. I'm almost certain the course of the blood is right by the anus opening.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-02-13
That is most likely a small tear or hemorrhoid, so you should be fine. Keep us updated!
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
What are you credentials?
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-02-13
I work at the Mayo clinic.
n/a jakdak 2017-02-13
Rectal bleeding means you are a 5th degree Proud Boy
n/a colby_the_dog 2017-02-13
You have hemorrhoids and you're 100% fine. Go see a doctor if you're truly nervous and want reassurance, but 29 year olds don't get colorectal cancer.
A 29 year old with a diagnosis of hemorrhoids = you have hemorrhoids. So just relax.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-02-13
Bright red is nothin to worry about.. dark red is trouble
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-02-13
Completely normal. Go about your business.
n/a rockymtnhigh34 2017-02-13
Going through this now, friend. It nearly caused me a nervous breakdown but I've been thru lots of tests so I know what's up with this. Basically, like many are saying, seeing red blood is usually no big deal. It can indicate cancer in rare cases but I'm around your age too and it's extremely rare for people this age to have ass cancer. If you want reassurance, go to a doc and have them test your blood for anemia. If you're truly bleeding from the inside, your red blood cell count will be low. If you need further reassurance, ask for a fecal occult test. It's basically the doc shoving a finger up your ass and then swabbing a little shit sample to see if there's hidden blood there, which would indicate something serious. It's not pleasant, but better than nothing I guess. Hope that helps, lucky for you I've been having all this bullshit done the past couple weeks. It blows
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-02-13
I mods love the direction of this thread
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-13
That's exactly what happened I scratched while wiping and it felt great but more blood came out.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-02-13
If it's bright red it means it's not from your stomach. It's probably just you scratching your asshole and being a creep.
n/a fervt 2017-02-13
Ribbed for his pleasure.