We would like to welcome our new associate Sam Roberts to the cellino and barnes family. Specializing in slip and falls, IRS troubles and clergy abuse.
He needs to shave his head, grow out a beard, eat normal food and start lifting weights. If he did all these things, he could be a solid 4 within 6 months.
HD is not Sam's friend. Bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth, he nails the ugly trifecta. You throw that head on top of a JC Penney off the rack suit and you have a recipe for disaster
there's always one guy in your middle school who was cool as fuck and had an afro and it makes people think that having an afro will make you cool. then there's the 10 jews in your grade who have curly hair and grow it into afros and think they're cool all of a sudden. sam is one of those 10
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n/a Dre013 2017-02-12
His tumbleweeds are looking mighty lonely up there.
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-02-12
He's really got a head for radio right guys?
n/a Zremoff 2017-02-12
What the fuck is he proving by not shaving his head?
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-12
Gee.. I wonder what that would look like...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pJPpQ8BtsXg/hqdefault.jpg
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-02-12
Lmao oh no
n/a oceanic231 2017-02-12
Thats not Sam.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-12
Chip??
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-02-12
Literal Jim
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-12
Ah! Vurry good! Let's say hi to Cletus in Branson. Cletus!
n/a Subeck 2017-02-12
That has to be a clip on tie
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
I refuse to believe that Sam is capable of tying a real tie that well. It's always possible his dad did it for him.
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-12
His Dad clipped it on for him.
n/a segasarnold 2017-02-12
I gotta get uglier so I can do WWE shows
n/a AtomicCow 2017-02-12
Who's the girl?
n/a boogsuge 2017-02-12
Carmella, she's a wrestler
n/a segasarnold 2017-02-12
Id fuck her even if she was pregnant
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-02-12
Her name is Sam.
n/a SlimWiggins 2017-02-12
You nailed that cock sucka
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-02-12
Suit and tie are nice but he looks like an Asian man in a white man's body.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-12
Hideous
n/a fervt 2017-02-12
He really is committed to looking like a fool.
n/a donkeydoodoofartbird 2017-02-12
He should put his bangs in a front-bun.
: D
n/a Crownenberg 2017-02-12
Where is his upper lip?
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-02-12
Upper lips are overrated.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-12
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-12
He sucks even on WWE stuff
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-12
I upvoted just cuz of the name.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-02-12
We would like to welcome our new associate Sam Roberts to the cellino and barnes family. Specializing in slip and falls, IRS troubles and clergy abuse.
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-12
NAILED. IT.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-12
He's just crazily ugly enough to fit into that circus.
n/a JohnBageldy 2017-02-12
can someone make him a Harambsome fella?
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-12
He will always be ugly but he'd be slightly less gargoyle like if he accepted his hair is finished and just shave it all off already.
n/a Bigchile123 2017-02-12
Lol, the voice that comes out of that mouth.
n/a frrunkis 2017-02-12
He needs to shave his head, grow out a beard, eat normal food and start lifting weights. If he did all these things, he could be a solid 4 within 6 months.
n/a dom6502 2017-02-12
I don't know if looking like a video game level 3 boss is all that much better than looking like an advanced muppet from the Jim Henson Creature Shop
n/a frrunkis 2017-02-12
are you gay or something
n/a YoTheyGotGoobers 2017-02-12
Sam Roberts is subhuman faggot
n/a EYE8OPIE 2017-02-12
HD is not Sam's friend. Bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth, he nails the ugly trifecta. You throw that head on top of a JC Penney off the rack suit and you have a recipe for disaster
n/a 867-5309- 2017-02-12
Sam's favorables are through the roof with Americans who are both blind and deaf...
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-02-12
Sam Roberts: "how was the form on that spinnaroonie, booker ;)"
Booker T: "THAT WUZ A TEXAS TWO STEP YOU PUSSY ASS CRACKA"
sam is so cringe worthy..
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-12
there's always one guy in your middle school who was cool as fuck and had an afro and it makes people think that having an afro will make you cool. then there's the 10 jews in your grade who have curly hair and grow it into afros and think they're cool all of a sudden. sam is one of those 10
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-02-12
Not an attractive man.
n/a Billyassman 2017-02-12
I'm Warning You.......Larry Fine called ,he wants his hair back.....
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-12
"Somebody get me a hoo-wer!"
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-12
In all honesty, I hope this WWE thing works out for him and leads to bigger & better things within the organization. For Jess's sake ....
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-12
It's Sideshow Bob with end-stage AIDS.
n/a 1475315963 2017-02-12
I'd like to see Sam wear a wig of normal hair at some point
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-12
I tried to @SamHaramberts this one but I guess I'm really not that good at Photoshop after all.
n/a Belchides 2017-02-12
Opie is Chemotherapy personified. Everyone around him is loosing hair.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-12
His hairline is almost at the back of his head and he's still rocking long curly locks, what a fag.
n/a YusufKumiya 2017-02-12
He looks like a failed abortion.
n/a suchanjv 2017-02-12
Richard "Harambe" Simmons now sweating it to the WWE.
n/a satsamsit 2017-02-12
Looks like Larry Fine's stillborn baby.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-02-12
go easy, he's trying to carve out a niche as the awful looking hateable fruitcake Skip Bayless of WWE
Does he think jocks like McMahon and HHH would even consider seeing something in him?
n/a baraksobamas 2017-02-12
Of course they do. They see someone willing to work for free.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-02-12
what is the worth of a slave who produces absolutely nothing valuable?
n/a baraksobamas 2017-02-12
He is worth in savings however much Lita was being paid to do the exact same thing before him.
n/a Bandits82 2017-02-12
Triple creep shots
n/a piggyboi 2017-02-12
George Washington's cousin.
n/a dopaminenotyours 2017-02-12
http://i.imgur.com/fF2WFJo.jpg
n/a connordon94 2017-02-12
zoboomafoo looking' ass nigga
n/a molotovspritzer 2017-02-12
transitioning cro magnon
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-02-12
He looks like a puppet doctors would use to explain to kids they're retarded.
n/a slongbinh 2017-02-12
How ironic that he suffers from that expanding skull disorder that killed Andre the Giant. I'm sure the headaches have already started.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-02-12
The whore in the back thinks shes getting photographed.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-02-12
Muppet covers WWE
n/a baraksobamas 2017-02-12
Of course they do. They see someone willing to work for free.