What a level head

32  2017-02-12 by dolan_the_rapper

33 comments

Such a fat, ugly, level head.

Much like a cookie jar

I've never seen a man that revels in gluttony as much erock

He really is a man of leisure.

"Piggy boy loves a good treat"

  • James "The Worm" Norton

a man of many treats.

Roland

Roland hasnt made eating cheap snack foods a reoccurring instagram bit.

Where's Kevin Spacey when you need him...?

Making shitty movies and pontificating about them on a podcast for the next decade and a half?

One and a half good movies and you're a fucking saint for life. The bar is really low in Hollywood.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch army nigga

What a fucking massive man child this fat fuck is

Even if he doesn't like it, he's still going to fucking eat it.

He's the asshole who bitvhes about that type of chips you chose to buy for a party, yet finishes the whole bag for himself.

Reminds me of when Roland went to Erock's party, bashed the selection of food, brought his own dessert, and refused to share it.

What a couple of disgusting, slovenly, indulgent fags.

It's like Jimmy with Transsexuals. You complain that they trapped you then gobble gobble.

Real question is: can he name five cereals? I bet he can and that's why he is well on his way.

He eats five different cereals every morning.

He's a member of Round Boys, not Proud Boys

Green Day, Rancid, Fall-out Boy, Sum 41, Good Charlotte. Am I punk yet?

Half of those are fag bands, the other half are fag bands.

Punk rock, the definition of edgy.

Screaming at a liberal.

Fat people are funny.

He took the cinnamon challenge way back when. And told managed to gasp out a nice "shut up" to Opie as he was choking.

Erock has bodacious ta-tas.

Even his shitty junkfood reviews lack substance. "Duh I like cinnamon toast crunch, maybe you'll like these if you try them." Well shit, I'm sold. Definitely don't explain why these are inferior, or what actually was good.

He only has to prove he knows two more cereals so we know he's a man.

a man

*A boy

So what is the good cinnamon cereal? These cinnamon cereal riddles have to stop.

The top left of the Cinnamon Frosted Flakes box is repeating what Erock's wife says when she opens her eyes during coitus.

Yabba Dabba Diabetes

If you're an adult who regularly eats breakfast cereal you should be put against a wall and shot.

This is what gluttony + autism looks like

Diabetes can't come soon enough for this obese glutton.

If i was a wealthy white male with a cushy gig I would act the same way.

theconsumer, should be thegrazer

Fat jokes aside he really does have the mentality of a stationary cud-chewer. "Perhaps you'll like it". Thanks for the useful insight there, Redundant Ronnie.

thefatass

He's training to be a Proud Girl.

Reminds me of when Roland went to Erock's party, bashed the selection of food, brought his own dessert, and refused to share it.

What a couple of disgusting, slovenly, indulgent fags.