"you should get tattoos man. I felt so much more confidence in myself when I did" - Everyone who has tattoos when I say I dont have/want any. Like the idea of needing pictures and words on your skin to remind yourself to be confident isnt a sign of how dumb you are
I have one tattoo of a non sideways :| face on my thumb that I let my best friend's step brother put on me when I was really drunk last year. Everytime I see it I wonder what a bullet tastes like.
hey... hey wait a minute, I get the feeling that you wouldn't have missed em if it weren't for the red circles. are you pulling some kind of fast one on us?
He's a poser. I guess he got both sleeves done this past summer and about half of the tatts are related to Harry Potter…no joke. Also has a tattoo of his girlfriend, what a douche.
Back when the O&J show was young in its run, and I was still hoping something good would come of it, one comic(Pete) was in there with the old school O&A attitude. His destruction of the Stangles was fantastic and one of the few highlights of the show in over a year.
I always defended him, and I want to say I was wrong. This kid is easily one of the biggest jerkoffs on the entire scene, and I was fooled from a good first impression into believing he was okay. I apologize.
Whenever I'm having a bad day I like to read the motivational tats on my forearms. Then I kind of zone out wondering why I had a half of a paragraph in a shitty font tattooed onto my forearm, and consider suicide.
Yeah cause He's got such a future ahead of him. All those movies he's been in, I don't know how he hasn't been nominated for an Oscar yet? The make up & wardrobe department will probably never figure out a way to cover up tattoo's. That kind of movie magic is light years away.
Obviously they can be covered.. but he's basically going to always be casted to play a middle school kid in every role he goes for.. so why do anything that could cause you to not get a part? Even 50 Cent got all of his arm tattoos removed so he could get more rol.... wait, I just realized I'm responding to someone named "KnuckkleFucker"..
when they had Mike tyson on the show and tyson was belittling pete he kept his mouth shut.I wish he tried that shit on tyson so then he would grabbed pete and thrown him through the fuckin wall
He actually admitted that he would have killed himself if mediocre rapper Kid Cudi (who has stolen every beat he ever rapped over, some of them even from more famous rappers) had not written awful, poorly crafted Emotional Hip Hop with weed references.
Those are Auschwitz prisoner numbers, you insensitive prick! Pete Davidson is the world's youngest Holocaust survivor so show some fucking respect, goys!
I don't care how shitty his tats are, how shitty he is on SNL, or how fucked up he looks in Precious' MooMoo, Pete will forever get a pass from me on this sub for bending over Justin Stengel. Godspeed Pete Davidson.
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n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-02-12
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
You're telling me an anorexic stoner with self esteem issues got sleeve tattoos in order to feel like less of a faggot?
I've never seen this type of thing occur before
n/a iceberg_sweats 2017-02-12
"you should get tattoos man. I felt so much more confidence in myself when I did" - Everyone who has tattoos when I say I dont have/want any. Like the idea of needing pictures and words on your skin to remind yourself to be confident isnt a sign of how dumb you are
n/a Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-02-12
No one has ever said this. Stop lying p
n/a iceberg_sweats 2017-02-12
forgive me omniscient Mayonnaise_Monster who tries too hard to be edgy
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
I have one tattoo of a non sideways :| face on my thumb that I let my best friend's step brother put on me when I was really drunk last year. Everytime I see it I wonder what a bullet tastes like.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
http://imgur.com/7LFAi6Zl
If anyone would like to help me end my life PM me please.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
http://imgur.com/7LFAi6Zl
If anyone would like to help me end my life PM me please.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
http://imgur.com/7LFAi6Zl
If anyone would like to help me end my life PM me please.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-12
"I've seen this. Means assassin or something"
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
No, das for my sweetheart.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-12
My brother has a small brick tattooed on his hand, it's embarrassing.
n/a auxbwhatdafuck 2017-02-12
Jesus. You don't deserve the help.
Invitation to rim each other still stands though.
n/a auxbwhatdafuck 2017-02-12
Did you just use the term "best friend"?
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-02-12
I just realized I did. Fucking why? Am I a 12 year old girl? I really am a fucking piece of garbage.
n/a auxbwhatdafuck 2017-02-12
I appreciate your candor. Want to rim each other?
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-12
makes me tear up when best friends make up :')
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-12
makes me hard when they make out
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-02-12
BFF
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-12
Well maybe you contracted hep C when you got that tattoo
Every cloud has a silver lining
n/a thedokta11 2017-02-12
He's a hip young man you do Dweebs wouldn't get it
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-02-12
Fortunately his dad lost his life during the Aurora shooting so he never saw what a hack his son became.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-02-12
I hate to correct you but it wasn't the Aurora shooting, he died tragically during the Bowling Green Massacre...
n/a bQQk 2017-02-12
bowling green massacre
n/a Leofan7 2017-02-12
NVR 4GET
n/a Anarox 2017-02-12
Dono about you guys but when I bowl im always in the red!
thank you thank you ile be here all night
n/a theropers 2017-02-12
n/a axeheadroad 2017-02-12
That's a rare typo.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-02-12
is he still fucking that hot chick? someones famous daughter.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-12
Larry David's daughter.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-12
All that sweet Jew money...
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-02-12
They felt sorry for killing his dad in the 9/11 attacks
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-02-12
Embracing Alec Baldwin. So brave.
n/a peckabuns 2017-02-12
My fat aunt has a sweat shirt just like that.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-12
LINK
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-12
i think thats a photoshop
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-02-12
He looks like he walks on his knuckles
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-12
The best part is the pushed up sleeves, so EVERYBODY can see them.
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-02-12
Check out my ink, man.
Yuck.
n/a xJaysusx 2017-02-12
What's that say? KKITN?
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-02-12
"I ordered for the table"
n/a MartyVanB 2017-02-12
He said that to everybody
n/a thursdaynevercomes 2017-02-12
Thank god for the red circles or i would have missed em.
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-12
hey... hey wait a minute, I get the feeling that you wouldn't have missed em if it weren't for the red circles. are you pulling some kind of fast one on us?
n/a Sicboy69 2017-02-12
He's a poser. I guess he got both sleeves done this past summer and about half of the tatts are related to Harry Potter…no joke. Also has a tattoo of his girlfriend, what a douche.
n/a auxbwhatdafuck 2017-02-12
Yeah, man...he's a total poser. He's got no idea how to rep authentic tats like you, man.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-02-12
You tell em' homeboy!
n/a auxbwhatdafuck 2017-02-12
...no one's sarcasm detector can be that bad, right?
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Fuckin' booo. What a faggot.
n/a BonesMalone2 2017-02-12
He must not really have psoriasis then. That shit will destroy tattoos.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-12
Is this the same guy who killed his wife with xanax and fentynol?
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-02-12
At least his faggot making father isn't alive to see it.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-02-12
Ron Borington haha
n/a UnclePaulsHardDrive 2017-02-12
Faggot unfunny wigger
n/a glyde69 2017-02-12
Back when the O&J show was young in its run, and I was still hoping something good would come of it, one comic(Pete) was in there with the old school O&A attitude. His destruction of the Stangles was fantastic and one of the few highlights of the show in over a year.
I always defended him, and I want to say I was wrong. This kid is easily one of the biggest jerkoffs on the entire scene, and I was fooled from a good first impression into believing he was okay. I apologize.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-02-12
you weren't the only one...and I whole heartedly accept your apology.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
I'm in the same boat. I really thought he coulda been someone. Now I hate him more and more every time he does anything.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-02-12
Plus that entire Stangel thing was a phony radio bit anyway.
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-02-12
they look cool. he could be in my band.. s.f.p.
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-02-12
Dvv Dvv
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-02-12
He certainly fills out a sweater though, am I right guys???
n/a rottenseed 2017-02-12
The same way potato chips fill a bag
n/a Wolfizm 2017-02-12
I don't think I've ever seen a more ill-fitting sweater.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-02-12
If you zoom in on the text tat it says "If you can't handle me at my worse, you don't deserve me at my best. YOLO".
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Whenever I'm having a bad day I like to read the motivational tats on my forearms. Then I kind of zone out wondering why I had a half of a paragraph in a shitty font tattooed onto my forearm, and consider suicide.
n/a SlimWiggins 2017-02-12
If you are an actor, getting tattoos is a really dumb decision.
n/a KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2017-02-12
Yeah cause He's got such a future ahead of him. All those movies he's been in, I don't know how he hasn't been nominated for an Oscar yet? The make up & wardrobe department will probably never figure out a way to cover up tattoo's. That kind of movie magic is light years away.
n/a SlimWiggins 2017-02-12
Obviously they can be covered.. but he's basically going to always be casted to play a middle school kid in every role he goes for.. so why do anything that could cause you to not get a part? Even 50 Cent got all of his arm tattoos removed so he could get more rol.... wait, I just realized I'm responding to someone named "KnuckkleFucker"..
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-12
Did he pass his chem test?
n/a cc1945 2017-02-12
Has he ever said one funny thing on the radio? All he does is yell insults, which is entertaining but it isn't humor.
n/a Mr702law 2017-02-12
And the insults are typical New York insults: "ya jerkovv"
n/a pta11 2017-02-12
when they had Mike tyson on the show and tyson was belittling pete he kept his mouth shut.I wish he tried that shit on tyson so then he would grabbed pete and thrown him through the fuckin wall
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Not so much in defense of pete's gay ass, but that's exactly what everyone on earth does in that situation.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-12
Given the opportunity I would yell "I'm going to fuck you til you love me faggot" at Mike Tyson.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Lately he seems to have chilled and would probably laugh at his own line, but maybe not. Either way, No, you wouldn't.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-12
I seriously would even though I think he would just laugh. If he hit me I could Jew up and sue him for his one man show money.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
lol fair enough. Having your Jaw wired shut is gonna suck, but few hundred K after medical you get might be worth it.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-12
You don't think I could fight Mike Tyson? I'll have you know thatI have trained with Cosplayer Cumia in the octagon.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
tsss how quick was the old man? was he sue LIGHTENING fast? Did he GOLIGHTLY on his feet?
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-02-12
He actually admitted that he would have killed himself if mediocre rapper Kid Cudi (who has stolen every beat he ever rapped over, some of them even from more famous rappers) had not written awful, poorly crafted Emotional Hip Hop with weed references.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
link?
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-02-12
Pretty sure it was a text interview, just google Pete Davidson Kid Cudi suicide
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-02-12
He said that on one of the black radio shows. Breakfast Club maybe?
n/a jasim18 2017-02-12
I wonder if he has one to remind him his father ran to a excruciatingly painful firey death to escape a wigger son and whore wife
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-02-12
he looks like one of dr frankensteins creations.
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-02-12
Those are Auschwitz prisoner numbers, you insensitive prick! Pete Davidson is the world's youngest Holocaust survivor so show some fucking respect, goys!
n/a littlepeteferguson 2017-02-12
Tattoos just aren't cool anymore. I only see them on numales nowadays.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Tattoos were cool if you fought in the navy in WWII. That's it.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-02-12
I think the guy from Maroon 5 has sleeves. I am pretty sure that was the official death of the tattoo.
n/a Billyassman 2017-02-12
Pinky Boys...
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-12
I SING MY SONG FOR ALL KERSHPLATTT
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-12
His sweater is 2 sizes too big, which is retarded because I bet his pants are a size too small.
n/a Reddituser1851 2017-02-12
I don't care how shitty his tats are, how shitty he is on SNL, or how fucked up he looks in Precious' MooMoo, Pete will forever get a pass from me on this sub for bending over Justin Stengel. Godspeed Pete Davidson.
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-02-12
pete davidson should crawl back up his dead dads dick
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-02-12
i have two tattoos. I have a swastika on my arm and a chanel tramp stamp
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-02-12
He is slowly becoming Steve-O
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-02-12
Remember when all of you thought he was the greatest thing ever because of his phony manufactured radio war with the Stangels?
n/a WhiteSissBarelyMale 2017-02-12
makes me hard when they make out
n/a KnickedUp 2017-02-12
you weren't the only one...and I whole heartedly accept your apology.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-02-12
Ron Borington haha
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
I'm in the same boat. I really thought he coulda been someone. Now I hate him more and more every time he does anything.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-02-12
Plus that entire Stangel thing was a phony radio bit anyway.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-02-12
Lately he seems to have chilled and would probably laugh at his own line, but maybe not. Either way, No, you wouldn't.