I just drank a guineas and idk if i can frive home so im stuck here

1 2017-02-12 by [deleted]

So i helped my uncle move some stuff and he had to leave, and he told me to help myself to the fridge. I grabbed a guineas and drank it in like 30-40 minutes, and i know 1 guiness has to equall to like a six pack of a light beer. So i basically chugged 6 beers in an half hour and im seeing double and cant drive home. Omg. Whats wrong with me???? Like who doesss that????? Hahahaha it took me like 10 minutes to write this. So drunk

19 comments

n/a MLBbrain 2017-02-12

yolo

n/a barrruuuch 2017-02-12

Guineas are awful people

n/a 00Fap 2017-02-12

Guniess is only like a 5.6 percent alcohol content. I can drink them all night. Mellow buzz no hangover.

n/a MLBbrain 2017-02-12

So is that more than a six pack of like bud light? So drunk right now.

n/a bQQk 2017-02-12

It's actually 4.2% ABV. That's lower than Bud Lite.

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n/a timothymodine 2017-02-12

Fav

n/a thissiteruinedme 2017-02-12

Moustache jokes or fuck off.

n/a Mr702law 2017-02-12

You should probably get into recovery. This is about half of what Jimmy went through 30+ years ago

n/a MLBbrain 2017-02-12

I cant hate on him for that anymore. Lol i called an uber and couldnt get the door open and the dude was like little tipsy huh? And i told him how i drank a guiness under an hour and he called me a legend hahaha

n/a Guinness525 2017-02-12

When will you faggots get it right? It's GUINNESS!!!

n/a MLBbrain 2017-02-12

Haha man im just trying to monitor that i dont have alcohol poisining

n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-02-12

did u die

n/a timothymodine 2017-02-12

Everyone hates you

n/a Guinness525 2017-02-12

That's where you're wrong, buster!

n/a alobesmooth 2017-02-12

Drank a guinea's what? Big juicy peckah?