Artie looks worse and worse by the day! How long does he have left?

7  2017-02-10 by Moveinslience

26 comments

8 years

He's used up all his physical resources after years of continued drug use. Poor bastard.

Him and Bocchetti don't make it out of the year

Gilbert is Jim with hair

Gilbert's hair has more talent.

He wants to eat poor Gilbert

He's 15 big macs away from death

The only man to ever shoot heroin and gain weight

*do coke and gain weight

It's not hard.. your booze tolerance on Coke is huge.. il drink 18 beers a night easy while on Coke

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damn, I'll look you up when I'm in Wales.

JIM NORTON!!!!!

Jim im sure you are reading this, I'm fucking with ya... you are horrendous

Jesus, Artie looks like fucking Grandpa Al Lewis. lol

Grandpa Lewis looks better. Today.

Oh boy!!

Is fat

Much drugs

Come on people, how about some fucking creativity?

We're Opie & Anthony fans. You want creativity, go to .... oh I don't know.

Come on then comedy genius, we're all waiting.

dis guyz so fat he should FAWKIN KILL HIMSELF OR SUMTIN.

tss.. tss...

Ok, your mom's a cunt. How does that feel, fucker?

He probably should've been more creative with his suicide attempt

It was more of a manic withdrawal episode than a suicide attempt.

He's on borrowed time.

He's actually looking a little slimmer. Hopping on the Apatow gravy train should give the career the old shot in the arm. His sobriety status is ambiguous. His comedy might derive from dancing with that devil

People have been saying for twenty years he'll be dead soon. Focus on the humor, I say.

The podcast he did with Gilbert this week is one of the funniest things ever. Even more racially and culturally insensitive than their last one. Utterly spectacular.

They look like the cover of Grimm's Fairy Tales

He looks like Vic Henley's lesbian aunt.