Nick Mullen is easily the funniest podcaster out

21  2017-02-09 by maynardsabeast

The videos I've seen of his stand up werent that good, and his style and humor is definitely very specific and sometimes doesn't mesh well with people who dont get it (Jim Norton), but when Nick is doing Cum Town or grouped with people that understand and get him- there's no one funnier. The only people who may deny this are the losers around here who are incapable of seperating a persons politics from their content and humor. I think the perfect show, that this sub would unanimously consider the best of the best would be Mullen and Soder- that's the dream team right there.

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I'm surprised some ppl here don't like him...I would encourage the racists on this sub to just disregard the irony and take it seriously. Everyone wins.

It's useful when people get outwardly angry and rageful about anyone enjoying Cumtown because it instantly outs them as an out-of-touch trucker type, who may or may not actually drive a truck

My hesitation has been more so about how many garbage podcasts get pushed around here that end up being shit.

It's hard to tout a podcast without samples, so here's one: Spooky Ghost Stories

Or a brain

Dis man know.

anyone over 35 is going to be felt left out listening to this

I'm 27, I work in an office and I find it mildly amusing at best.

I am out of touch though so you're probably still partially right.

Nobody on here dislikes him because he's a socialist. Its the same "Doug Stanhope was the last funny comic" type shit from the old fucks who jerk off to Norm videos from 1998.

I have no patience for virtue signaling anti-racists and I don't get that vibe from Mullen at all. The way he attacks and deconstructs a lot of lib hypocrisies and cringe behavior makes me think he's the opposite of a sympathizer with those types.

he's in NYC though so he's forced to always keep things under an irony forcefield in case something may get taken too politically serious

Mullen, Soder and a Vitamix is what we crave.

And Brawndo.

Because it's got electrolytes.

I know this is a super hot take that no one has ever mentioned but it's almost as if we're currently living in that movie

I wish, I'm at a Starbucks right now and Shaniqua the barista is refusing to give me a hand job. I can't wait for this summer's biggest blockbuster, Ass, the Movie.

it's got electrolytes!

I want a big iced tea container, with a spigot on the end. I don't want to pour my iced tea like a slave. I want full service iced tea, I want my white gloves on. And if a drop gets on my gloves I will your throat on this porch with my fucking razor.

soder seems like a boring fag tbh

It's hard to say the best, because we haven't seen enough of him. I want to see Nick Mullen next to someone loud like a Patrice O'Neal, but someone not dead.

He wouldn't be good with a black person that yells because he's always sleepy from playing XBox and watching Band of Brothers all night. That would just be a strange mix.

Yea, that's what I was saying in a bad way. I think he's only been good when he's surrounded by other trash, from what I've listened to.

It has nothing to do with quality of co hosts, just that the energy level would be jarring. He just does a show with his friends because he's lazy and autistic people have a hard time making new friends.

He was 18 in that.

All I was doing at 18 was sending recordings of my farts to my friends and codeine

21, but I'm a fag who knows way too much about people.

Yeah, I just fucked up the math that bad.

His Nicole Mullen blog is full of great stuff.

thought catalog? ugh

Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids.

Mullens great change to the annoying comics we get lately try, I stopped listening until I finish my own projects, but I would recommend it to anyone looking for a great pod.

What the fuck s going on around here? Did you faggots get together and deide to prank me by pretending this guy was funny?

Everybody point and laugh at the middle aged faggy out of touch guy.

You may be too invested in this prank.

MullDog a real nigga but he aligns himself with faggots which gives people a justifiable reason to hate on the CumBoyz.

The story about the Pakistani guy working at the car dealership on one of the most recent episodes (#38) was fucking hilarious. "Motherfucker look at you! You are like 9, 10 months pregnant! You cannot laugh at me!"

That was good, also the Mexican landlord accent on the latest one was perfect.

"I painted it for my girlfriend"

Holy shit, I hated when people would say they almost wrecked their car and other hyperbole, but I was in a store and I had to turn and face a clothing rack because I was crying from stifling laughter.

I've not heard the story and I'm sure you're right, but just to let you know, that doesn't look funny written down.

It's hard to express an exaggerated accent for comedic effect via the written word.

The thing about the 12 year olds finding one of their milf parents dildo and then it tasting like gushers later after the parents used it destroyed me

Too bad about Stavros' consistent, unceasing, nails on a chalk board giggling wheather something is actually funny or not.

hell yeah dude

that's right bitch. I fucked my dad.

Yo when's the last time you fucked yo?

fuck this gay ass cat

He really is the white Robin Quivers.

people bash him in the comments I see but I found him really funny, quick with the replies, and kept the energy high

My issue is just laughing at set ups. He comes off like he just mindlessly laughs like Robin. If he stops that he'd be fine.

Maybe Jimmy doesn't get him, it seems that way from when Mullen has been a guest, but he's hired him in the past to write on his failed pilots.

I agree bro. Nick Mullen makes it cool to be comedy fan because he's a cool motherfucker who has fucked a lot of girls in his life. Now he has a cool, hot girlfriend and a podcast.

So you're an "out of the closet" comedy fan then?

I've never heard him brag about "fucking a lot of girls" and never said anything about his girlfriend other than that she exists. You sound like a "hater"

Linger longer faggot. I'm referencing an embarrassing post OP made.

Listen here you fucking cocksucker I HAVE been lingering for a long time and also I fucking NEVER SAID that I understand humor at all.

Not enough funny, too much self important virtue signaling. Mullen may be a few years shy of full on millennial douche, but cum town and co sure act like it..

As soon as someone uses buzzwords like "virtue signaling" when talking about a fucking podcast, you know you have an intensely huge faggot on your hands.

You don't like it when someone who has obviously just been watching Milo videos starts throwing out his buzzwords?

no and I hope they die alone in a shitty apartment that they can't pay for anymore

What's even sadder is there's a very strong possibility that he hasn't even heard the pod and just wanted to shoehorn it in after he just listened to Rogan.

Just because you only spend your time watching shallow news-grabbers doesn't mean everything you hear about comes from there.

It's a faggy behavior before it's a "buzzword". You suck these guys dicks so hard you feel the need to defend their mediocrity? Now THAT is fucking gay..

Hahaha yeah okay.

He's right. Being a virtue signaling person is disgusting behavior. Trying to tie it in with Milo doesn't lessen its sting, it shows you for the shallow and uninformed person you are. And probably a total faggot on top of it

I never mentioned Milo. I don't know what you're talking about. I also never even defended cum town. I just made fun of a guy using buzzwords. Mind your own business pussy.

confused you with another interchangeable faggot, super sorry

Thanks for the back up esse, didn't know this sub had grow in the millenial faggot demo...looks like we best watch our backs. These little beta boys are huge fans of sarcastic biquering..

I don't think either of you know what that phrase means.

Best podcast going t the moment

He's a funny cracks

Since cumtown started I have worn basketball shorts everyday, I buy Milwaukee tools for no reason and I'm obsessed with trains.

But do you watch Band of Brothers at 4am?

Do you not?

Yes, I do... and I fuck.

Now how many of y'all like sex?

He laffinnn, cuz he knowwww.

My man KNOW

His George Zimmerman ghost stories are some of the funniest shit I've ever heard

No, George! Trayvon's been dead for 40 years!

I'm sorry but you mis-spelled "norm Macdonald"

Nick Mullen needs to get away from Adam, who sounds like a mix of Valley Jim and the stereotypical Jew on Family Guy. I can't stand his vocal fry saying shit in a super dramatic gay way about how Trump is the end of the world. It's not about ignoring the politics, it's like hearing a 15 year old girl talk about Trump with the same inflections and insight. Then no one argues with him, because he's aggressively like, you voted for Hilary right?

Yeah Bane was the, like...Occupy character.

I got this vibe the first time I heard him on the show. I could tell at one point they got quiet when he started getting vaguely threatening to lash out. Also the jokes about internet racists and retards were funny from Nick and the fat guy but when thew jewish vocal fry dude started doing it it came off as more serious, angry, and defensive (probably cause of his ethnicity). He has to pretend not to care when it really hurts him, same with the Trump stuff. May not go thru the whole back episodes if he does this shit bad enough cause it's opie tier enraging

They treat him with Opie kid gloves when he gets into politics, but otherwise they thrash him for being annoying. In one of the episodes he said in his annoying voice something like, I get my role I'm the stooge. He doesn't understand not to be a stick in the mud though.

Could be that they don't want to alienate a friendship, but I also got the vibe that they were being threatened/forced into a corner politically and had to very subtly self-censor. Opie gloves/eggshells are to not piss off Opie's insecurity, but with this guy it's about not seeming too 'right wing' or being too unironic with your slams of the left lest he start really calling you out and getting passive aggressive with the 'white supreemicicist' insinuations

There is absolutely that. In one episode Nick starts the show and is immediately interrupted by Adam, so he trashes him, then goes on with the show, and 10 minutes later Adam says he's still angry about how he got called out at the beginning. I think they just made fun of him again, and continued, you can't broadcast like that.

I think they just made fun of him again, laughed about how he has just been stewing the whole time, and continued.

This is how you should treat a friend acting like that, which is what Jim + Ant should have done to Opie until he had some self awareness and could maybe come around to being semi-normal.

Maybe I'm mixing up two episodes but they did something similar in an ep I listened to the other day to set up Nick doing his Seth Dickfield character.

People who are annoyed about Stav and Adam should know that while they don't come off as funny as Nick they are useful because they get his humor and their laughter is infectious (especially Stav's). It's a good thing to have people like them in a podcast

The episode CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!! is a great example of how funny the show is

Adam ruins it with his uninformed faggyness. The show's concept was hilarious.

Stav's reaction is sometimes funnier than what he's reacting to.

Yes. Just like how Jim's laughter could make Anthony's jokes funnier

Exactly. That's why these clips are so funny.

It really annoys me how people on this sub (while being very funny themselves) will shoot down any reccomendation of something new while they would rather sit back and hate listen to 3 spin off shows (one less funny, and two that are just dogshit) of a long dead radio show

It's quite sad

Cumtown is prob my favourite podcast but Adam truly is an intense faggot.

Yeah and he makes me roll my eyes a lot but they make fun of him for it. One of these past few episodes they pointed out his vocal fry and it was hilarious watching him get all insecure about it

please tell me the episode, I need to hear this to be able to safely move on and keep listening

I'm going to need that episode #, that is hysterical.

Adam has gay mouth

Adam is audio-cancer. I don't listen to their show, because he plays to much of a role. Unironic gay Hillary supporters are a plenty in mainstream entertainment, don't need to listen to another one.

Apparently you've not heard The Voyce Boys on Faggot Talk. They're Gaynadians.

Finally started listening a few days ago and laughed out loud almost embarassing manner probably 10-15 times to the show. The movie/tv/culture references are for people born in the 80s, I'm not sure if older people could get anything out of it due to how specific a lot of it is.

The other guys are funny too, it's not just Nick. None of them would be that funny without each other.

Yeah his cadence in just naturally funny.

I gave it an honest listen once or twice. It sounded more or less like any time I get to bullshitting with a few friends. Because it gets a recommendations here I'll probably look into it again some time. Anyone have link to a best moment it some shit? What's a must-listen episode?

They fuck around and just talk like friends for a little bit, and then just naturally stumble into random bits that aren't preplanned segments like on radio shows. Spooky Ghost Stories is a decent example.

YouTube - Cumtown Oreos

They are definitely a 30 year old demo. They need a small crew around them to help them out a little bit. Sometimes they ramble on too long. I remember a episode of real ass podcast they hinted at a new pod cast joining the network but couldnt say who. One of them said its def not Jizz State. I think they would do good on a netwok to get the pace going a little.

I think with the success they have had without a network and with patreon. They probably dont need to be on a network

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Because it's got electrolytes.

I know this is a super hot take that no one has ever mentioned but it's almost as if we're currently living in that movie

it's got electrolytes!

hell yeah dude

He really is the white Robin Quivers.

There is absolutely that. In one episode Nick starts the show and is immediately interrupted by Adam, so he trashes him, then goes on with the show, and 10 minutes later Adam says he's still angry about how he got called out at the beginning. I think they just made fun of him again, and continued, you can't broadcast like that.