Opie caused Mike Bocchetti's heart attack

10  2017-02-09 by PauxFas

8 comments

I'm not wishing death on Mike, but if he did, it would spawn an epic level of Opie hate. Think of the possibilities.

"Millionaire cake-stomp shock jock, hazes man to death"

His family might even look into a quick lawsuit-avoiding, out-of-court settlement payday.

Mike would be yet another martyr for the cause

Reminds me of the video evidence of Anthony beating bobo into retardation. I'll never look at a roll of paper towels the same again.

Every time I jerk off into a paper towel I think of that, and cum that much harder.

So....Opie thinks this is such a funny bit, he puts up a green screen to let all his "fans" insert a funny alternate background behind this autistic comedian. I can't wait to see a funny montage of all the submissions from the "fans". sniff

He drinks soda cans two-handed, it won't be a great loss to mankind when he dies.

Coke fucking Cane is not a diet.