Mike Bocchetti has heart attack, is in ICU.

15  2017-02-09 by [deleted]

I haven't seen it reported here. Apologize if I missed it and this is a repeat.

25 comments

Thanks asshole. We were trying to ignore it.

How did it happen?

Cheese

Muhhzarell!

Mutz

Is that a serious question?

Jesus Christ, stupid. You're supposed to be an attorney?

I object! On what grounds? I... don't know.

He has a history of heart disease in the family.

Really? A health nut like that? What's this world coming to?

To be fair it's the funniest thing he has done in a while. Physical comedy is where it's at.

Ya kiddin

Why can't it be Roland?

ICU what is he a fuckin mirror or somethin

ICU too, you silly goose.

Bocchetti failed to make weight for the Special Olympics.

According to his Instagram, he is in NY medical center ICU because of chest pain and emergency "stretch" surgery. I'm not a doctor but I'm guessing he met stent surgery. Who knows, good luck bro.

Is this real, or is this another lady di is dead fake post

Real. Called in to Opie's show.

Mike bochetti has a mike bochetti

He called into Opie's show from the hospital yesterday: https://clyp.it/df133fnh

Of course No Friends Opie acted like a distraught best friend after he heard about it on Twitter from some random asshole.

to be fair, Opie did have Mike eating McDonald's, Doritos, Slim Jims, and Red Bull last week for his stupid green screen Super Bowl commercials, so he probably feels like a piece of i that the guy has a heart attack 3 days later.

Opie doesn't have normal feelings. He's like a cyborg that was thrown together by an insecure, out of work cyborg maker going through a nasty divorce.

you make a very valid point there.

What?? A heart attack! But he just celebrated 3 years of being healthy. That's weird.