The hair isn't fake like Stangel - it's his own. He just has shitty hair - with a weird dye job.

I'd rather have a full head of shitty hair than be bald.

But it still looks like clown hair.

It's possible, even if improbable to look good bald.

It is impossible to look good with hair that looks like a worn out rug.

Honestly, he doesn't even have the worst hair in the pic. The blonde woman looks like she placed a bird's nest on her head.

I can't judge her looks impartially. Ever role I've seen her in was the "tiny yet tough over the top bitchy" chick.

The hair isn't fake like Stangel - it's his own.

His own "individually placed follicles," yes.

I think the real problem with this picture is that Anthony is under shitty incandescent lighting from his house whereas everyone else is professionally lit. Shit makes a difference.

What the fuck is going on in this picture