I hope the car you hit belongs to a black MMA fighter with anger management problems who just found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. I hope that this was his breaking point; the straw the broke the camel's back. I hope he's calling up his boys right now, and that none of them are afraid to go to prison.
i don't care about any of that i just wanna know if ppl have experience with this and whether or not i should keep having the panic attack I'm in the midst of
You know, I want to shit all over you but I just can't. Just a poor little feller freaking out over his first fender bender. It's cute AF.
What do you think you should do? Act like a grown up? Or take a one way trip to pee pants city. If you're not responsible enough to be an adult and talk to your mother calmly about this, you aren't responsible enough to be driving in the first place.
This sub understands wrestling right? What if this was The Rock. Would the Rock be afraid of his mom? Or just be like, "Hey I fucked the car up. It's no big deal."
Everyone here is going to call you a faggot and put you down but for real, if I came out to a banged up car I'd be pissed but if the person left a note I'd get over it rather quickly. Shit happens. At least you're owning it when you didn't really "have to". As sad as that shit is, people hit and run all the time if they think they can get away with it. As long as you're not dealing with a real asshole you should be fine.
Tell her it really taught you a lesson about safety, and it's better you learned over a fender bender and not a highway pileup. Tell her isn't it better that you live to provide her with grandchildren (she doesn't have to know you're gay yet), rather than a police officer inform her of your death.
Emotional manipulation works best with mothers. Because women are stupid. Don't mention the last bit. That's just between us guys.
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n/a Tyler9258 2017-02-09
Where is rich vos gonna be this weekend?
n/a duranfarbissina 2017-02-09
The Stand NYC
n/a Guinness525 2017-02-09
I hope the car you hit belongs to a black MMA fighter with anger management problems who just found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. I hope that this was his breaking point; the straw the broke the camel's back. I hope he's calling up his boys right now, and that none of them are afraid to go to prison.
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-02-09
Move out and get your own car and stop being a faggot. Get a job
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-09
But the family depends on his caddying money!
n/a BamsVacationPhotos 2017-02-09
It's about 50/50.
When your balls drop and become a man let us know. You might want to delete this post altogether as it reads:
"I am a young boy who doesn't know how to handle adult things and I am worried about getting in trouble with my Mom."
Now call somebody a cuck faggot so you can pretend to be a big boy like the rest of these jokers.
n/a duranfarbissina 2017-02-09
i don't care about any of that i just wanna know if ppl have experience with this and whether or not i should keep having the panic attack I'm in the midst of
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-02-09
stop being a cuck faggot
n/a BamsVacationPhotos 2017-02-09
You know, I want to shit all over you but I just can't. Just a poor little feller freaking out over his first fender bender. It's cute AF.
What do you think you should do? Act like a grown up? Or take a one way trip to pee pants city. If you're not responsible enough to be an adult and talk to your mother calmly about this, you aren't responsible enough to be driving in the first place.
This sub understands wrestling right? What if this was The Rock. Would the Rock be afraid of his mom? Or just be like, "Hey I fucked the car up. It's no big deal."
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-09
A real man would have just driven away, saw the story on the news and complained about how it was probably some dumb broad.
n/a thedude831 2017-02-09
Everyone here is going to call you a faggot and put you down but for real, if I came out to a banged up car I'd be pissed but if the person left a note I'd get over it rather quickly. Shit happens. At least you're owning it when you didn't really "have to". As sad as that shit is, people hit and run all the time if they think they can get away with it. As long as you're not dealing with a real asshole you should be fine.
Oh, and also...you're a faggot.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-02-09
Tell her it really taught you a lesson about safety, and it's better you learned over a fender bender and not a highway pileup. Tell her isn't it better that you live to provide her with grandchildren (she doesn't have to know you're gay yet), rather than a police officer inform her of your death.
Emotional manipulation works best with mothers. Because women are stupid. Don't mention the last bit. That's just between us guys.
n/a wllmweller 2017-02-09
How fucking old are the people posting in this sub? Mom and Dad will pay or get mad? Go away
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-02-09
Some homo hit my car and left a note. Im outside his house with jellied gasoline and road flares
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-09
Just blame it on adderall, get your rosary, fire up your video podcast and recite 5 breakfast cereal names and you shall be absolved of your sins.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-02-09
Did this fucking faggot just come here to brag about his parents? Ooh look at me I've got a mother and father that love me
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-09
But the family depends on his caddying money!