I'll be excited to hear Jim discuss at length what a legend Ozzy was and insanely exaggerate how much Ozzy ment to music. At least one show's worth of intro/rejoiners of songs Ozzy had no part in writing.
If JnS still exists Sam will jump in with comments based on Ozzys reality TV show since that's all he knows of him. JnS n travis dog aroofa roofa roof will join in a moment of silence to commemorate the albert einstein level mind that sang "Let Me Hear You Scream"
When Ozzy dies it will make the news and be discussed for a day at most and then just die off because as good as Ozzy is he isn't a huge mega star.
But no matter how much attention he gets it will not be enough in Jimmy's eyes. He'll be on the air complaining about how Ozzy was the greatest singer in the greatest metal band of all time and how people should be sadder and more upset about his passing.
The best will be if Sabbath decides to do one more tour and call it an Ozzy tribute tour and hire a new singer to replace him. Jimmy will close the shades, turn off the lights and hide in his apartment and cry for a month.
Ozzy has been dead for years. His mind is like a yorkshire pudding.
Seriously though, Jim is an autist. Black Sabbath is his special interest. If not for Ozzy, Jimmy might be obsessed with model trains or God forbid that My Little Pony bullshit.
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n/a thedude831 2017-02-09
I will be happy jimmy is sad. And then I will be sad at the idea I give a shit enough about his feelings to be happy.
n/a PattonKilledHisWife 2017-02-09
Will Jimmy be more sad if Ozzy dies or if the eggs situation isn't fixed?
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-09
The wait staff should know how to carry the man's eggs by now. He's a big star.
n/a Jay_Moors 2017-02-09
He's a fancy man
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-02-09
i will be so out of my mind you can book me a ticket on the crazy train!
bing bang
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-09
Did you guys know that Ozzy bit the head off of a live bat on stage?
n/a fapworld 2017-02-09
Oh that hobbling trickster!
n/a Uboat1940 2017-02-09
I'll be sad when Bill Ward croaks.
n/a AmbientHostile 2017-02-09
I like Ozzy. So yes, I'm a faggot.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-02-09
Ozzy Sucks. Metal is gay. Jimmy is more irrelevant than either, and Jim Florentine is a cuckold.
n/a Heinrich_Luftwaffe 2017-02-09
Those early days Sabbath was the shit!
n/a Mud- 2017-02-09
I cried when Kurt Cobain ate lead, but then again I was a 13 year old faggot.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-09
And now you're a 35 year old faggot.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-09
LOL!! /r/hedidthemath
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n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-02-09
This.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-09
SO MUCH
n/a holodog 2017-02-09
Indifferent, which is how you should feel when any stranger dies.
n/a shock_and_awe79 2017-02-09
Good combination of both
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-09
I'll be excited to hear Jim discuss at length what a legend Ozzy was and insanely exaggerate how much Ozzy ment to music. At least one show's worth of intro/rejoiners of songs Ozzy had no part in writing.
If JnS still exists Sam will jump in with comments based on Ozzys reality TV show since that's all he knows of him. JnS n travis dog aroofa roofa roof will join in a moment of silence to commemorate the albert einstein level mind that sang "Let Me Hear You Scream"
n/a drunk8gods 2017-02-09
He's been dead to me since Shot In The Dark.
n/a glyde69 2017-02-09
You didn't like "perry mason?"
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-02-09
Ozzy actually has redeeming qualities, kiss was the obvious chocie for this gay hypothetical. step ya game up
n/a Sicboy69 2017-02-09
Of course I'd hate to see Ozzy die, he is a legend, on the other hand Jimmy dying…whatevs
n/a joeybeans12 2017-02-09
Can I be both?
n/a DaveNone 2017-02-09
When Ozzy dies it will make the news and be discussed for a day at most and then just die off because as good as Ozzy is he isn't a huge mega star.
But no matter how much attention he gets it will not be enough in Jimmy's eyes. He'll be on the air complaining about how Ozzy was the greatest singer in the greatest metal band of all time and how people should be sadder and more upset about his passing.
The best will be if Sabbath decides to do one more tour and call it an Ozzy tribute tour and hire a new singer to replace him. Jimmy will close the shades, turn off the lights and hide in his apartment and cry for a month.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-02-09
This exactly.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-09
Ozzy has been dead for years. His mind is like a yorkshire pudding.
Seriously though, Jim is an autist. Black Sabbath is his special interest. If not for Ozzy, Jimmy might be obsessed with model trains or God forbid that My Little Pony bullshit.
n/a Jackthejew 2017-02-09
"Just like witches at black masses you fucking child"
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-02-09
wont care at all. But shit, listening to jimmys self-importance over it that day would be fuckin rough.
n/a 1073WAAF 2017-02-09
Dio was better.
n/a numba13 2017-02-09
Sad because my favorite jammer passed away. God forbid
n/a ActionBlackson 2017-02-09
Jimmy will use it as an opportunity to get exposure for himself via giving an opinion that nobody cares about to any outlet that will interview him.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-02-09
I'll be happy when Ozzy dies because Jimmy will be sad AND his daughter Kelly will be sad, because she's an SJW cunt and fuck her.
n/a no1raniuk 2017-02-09
Love to.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-02-09
Maybe with a chainsaw.
n/a grocery_man 2017-02-09
Ah your're a chubby chaser.
n/a no1raniuk 2017-02-09
Just not fussy.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-02-09
I cried when George Michael died, there will be no tears for ozzy
n/a grocery_man 2017-02-09
Fag.
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-02-09
I bet he'll go full-Gail and weep for him.
n/a Houghton91 2017-02-09
Do you think it would be as bad as the Bennington Episode when Bowie died?
n/a TacoTrots 2017-02-09
"Bark at the Moon" is CHURCH.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-02-09
I wasn't molested as a child, and my parents never got divorced. So I never got into that type of music...
n/a kimchifart 2017-02-09
Ozzy died in the late eighties.
n/a icecap 2017-02-09
Ozzy is a horrible singer, for metal or otherwise.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-02-09
I will be happy his daughter will get insanely fat as she eats her sorrow.