Oh absolutely

good point man. You just never know what gem this frrunkis guy will post next!

We all want friends we can say vicious and horrible things to each other but that sort of behavior drives people away in real life

don't lie, you'd fuckin hate him he's a faggot and he'd hate you because you're a faggot. and you'd both hate me because I'm a faggot

You guys went deep

You're walking on ice you might as well dance cocksucka

that faggot shit happens in any online community. It's always a pyramid of 5% at the top who boisterously circle-jerk themselves in front of the 95% of the captive audience who don't give a shit at all. Of the 95% you have maybe 10% who never grew out of the lonely, excluded social group they inhabited during their elementary-middle school years and they desperately want to be included in an 'in group' and make efforts to that effect without realizing what they do is fuel the ego and social capital of the 1% who will never notice them or accept them, furthering their isolation

tld;r you're an ugly loser

*a dumb ugly loser

"social orgasm" haw

What message board hurt you so badly?

struck a nerve? You recognize yourself inthe 4.5%, yeah?

someone's jealous.

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This is some marx level analysis on a group of people clinging on to the past glory of a defunked radio show.

I think those percentages apply mostly to any naturally forming social group in humanity. Or you are just talking shit.

happens in any online community

Go easy on the white rhino there.

Vurrry good. Sniff.

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Pretty good analysis actually.

My mom's new boyfriend Tyrone said no.

I'm very depressed. Anyone here who isn't?

Hold me.

):

I'll touch you

man that backwards frown is unsettling :(

When Im depressed I find humor in Anthony's downfall.

When I'm depressed, I become like Anthony..

I.e.fucking trannies.

Start running instead of playing video games and don't fap for at least 3 weeks. You'll be fine

None of you are real. This whole sub is a figment of my malnourished imagination

O&A indulged my asshole tendencies.

Is that right, Mr. Psychiatrist?

Im an ugly extrovert

Patton Oswalt-ish

I may be ugly, and I may be an introvert, but

I have a very fulfilling life and active social circle. Nice try with the hate tho.

"and management is VERY happy with the direction of my night life."

My mom just turned my night light on

Had requests to get more of the Facebook Live friends on reddit for those who don't do Facebook. Adding a bunch. Here's /u/frrunkis

i'm a fucking big fat ugly retard with autism and the poison disease AIDS

Wow, that's very depressing.

I just wanted to let you know my life is very good. Definitely on the up and up, each day is better than the last.

if you turn the m around you get w hehe

I used to get off of work at 7am on Wednesday and Thursday. One of my favorite things to do was to have some wine and smoke a joint while listening. Kid was at daycare and the wife was at work. OnA were part of the only time of the week i felt relaxed. So i guess maybe i used it as a fake hang but i didn't completely go off a bridge with it.

You're like the father that never touched me.

i used to set up cardboard cut outs of opie, ant and jim in my basement and laugh along with them until mother interrupted.

yaaaa......fuck ya

this made me laugh out loud pretty darn hard

yep

Yes. Move along we can't all be doctors and comedians. Some of us are born and will die with the sole purpose of our life being tweeting horrific shit at people

It's like an AIDS ridden mentally ill version of the Hardy Boys but twice as gay.

Beautifully put.

I'm closing in on a lead as I type this. I'm ready to bust this case wide open.

Don't forget artisanal sandwich artists!

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I'm not an introvert but I come here to talk like the racist piece of shit I am.

I'm old fashion, I used it as radio entertainment...

Fuck you

Yes, we did

patton's lipstick stained pillow

I'm a sexy introvert who keeps his emotions locked up so tight he can't form meaningful relationships with anyone so yeah. But I'm sexy.

what's it like, to feel emotions?

It's a hassle because it's easy to believe they're real and once you start believing that, you might as well cut your balls off and go dress shopping.

I'm not ugly, just fat.

There's a difference?

:(

I made practically instant best friends with everyone on the west coast the minute we found out we were Opie and Anthony fans. I was working on a reality show and didn't know one person, over the production channel on the walkie I made some Steve C reference, and someone goes "Oop, looks like we have an O&A fan on the team..." Still one of my best friends, that was 2008.

"Anywhere you go in the world, if you meet a marine, he is your brother."

Joeyyy, why you always cursin around me. Do it around your friends, don't do it around me. It's just a thing, don't do it around me.

Kill yourself, Weirdfellas.

Hey don't tell everyone my old username! It really has an effect on things!

It is pretty embarrassing to have to delete your account because multiple subs were hammering you for being a faggot, kwere.

Nope, not at all. You're literally the only one who gives a shit, and/or thinks I would care.

How does that make you feel.

Yeah, I'm definitely the only one who thinks you're a retarded faggot.

Insecure weasel running from redditors with your rat tail between your legs.

Yes. From 2 years ago. This has a real effect on my real life, let me tell you. "People got mad at me on Reddit once." Im so ashamed.

Again, you're the only one who gives a shit. That got that video 20,000 views, and now someone bought it. (And two others) So thank you! Will be on your Smart TV soon.

You were ashamed or you wouldn't have ran off of here, hack queer with no following other than baiting people here to listen to your terrible fantasy podcast.

I'll go back and forth with you on this til my wireless keyboard batteries die, sir. But at the end of the day one thing will remain clear: no one cares about any of this but you. You don't have a "scoop" or a scandalous story. You know more about me than I do though, Im impressed.

no one cares about any of this but you.

Precisely, because you are nobody.

A girl has a name.

That is approximately 100% of the reason anyone listens to radio. Or Podcasts. To feel like they have friends.

Here's what a pathetic faggot I am. I once actually thought about calling into that stupid fucking show.

The Philly Crew!

When I was a little young boy I didn't have very many playdates with the other children, I think I've recently started to understand that they didn't like me because I would put my finger in my butthole and then put it under their nose and say "sniff". they never did sniff. One day I was listening to the show by accident and low and behold there was someone who would finally sniff, Opie of course. i understand that I might get a lot of hate but Opie was what initially brought me to the show. I'd pretend that I would put my finger under his nose and he'd sniff it like it was cocaine straight from colombia. When I got to high school I would tell my parents that I had finally made friends and I was going to hang out with friends on Saturdays and Sundays when in reality I would sit in the car and just listen to them.

But seriously I just found them about a year ago and I'm at community college and have basically isolated myself so yeah I need people in my life

I live in a remote region of the US. Sometimes I'll go 1-2 days without seeing a single soul. Audio entertainment like OnA and Ron and Fez make it so that even when I'm completely isolated and alone it still feels like there are other people in the room. Not sure what that implies about my psyche but I sure as hell never feel lonely or bored.

I used to imagine o&a would beat me and throw me down the stairs and then they would comfort me and we'd become friends

best post itt

I can make friends just fine; keeping them is the tough part. Mostly apathy and low self-esteem keeps me isolated and almost exclusively in the company of my own thoughts. That and I find people draining before too long. My private time is mostly movies/TV, O&A, and general family interactions.

And whoever said the shit we say here drives away people in real life is on the fucking money. For better or worse, this is the only place where I can express my sense of humor.

I have a house and a family and a very good middle class existence. In the early XM days, it was just different than anything else. Jimmy would get angry and scream. Ant made a other of sense, and Opie stayed out of the way. It was fun. And then it was just habit, part of my morning ritual. And Then Ant was gone and there were just no redeeming qualities left.

I know I for sure did when I was in college and had no friends. This def helps explain why I finally quit on those fucks just months after I graduated and finally started getting a life of my own.

Delete this.

In his article 'Why Women Aren't Funny', Christopher Hitchens basically said that the two things men prize the most are women and humor. He's probably not wrong.

The funniest shit comes from the O&A-verse. So it's the place to be for one of the top two most important things to men.

But yes to all the other things.

I've been listening to cum town recently and while I do laugh out loud probably 10 times per episode I also get a looming sense of how pathetic it is to basically dedicate 10s if not 100s or 1000s of hours of your life to what amounts to a friend simulator

Who Here has had a sad ass dream where you were apart of the show. Faggots we be.

I just enjoyed the show cause I'm gay

I'm so lonely

I watched a series of HBO specials with Burr, O'Neil, CK. I went online to get more of their content, and next thing you know over a decade has passed, and here I am.

I'm in a relationship because he walked into my workplace with Colin's book and I gleefully mentioned hearing him on O&A. I have no shame and cannot wait to die.

Hopefully you won't have to go out of state to get gay married after Trump is done with you.

Have you ever seen "The King of Comedy?" Good flick

You know, you it hit it where it hurts.

fags. all of you

I dont know any of you faggots and still dont.

Catch Rich Vos on some peckahs.

nO i Am A cOoL sTuD wHo bAnGs 10S eVeRy NiGht & i HaVe lOtS oF fRiEnDs.

my city is full of minorities, drug addicts and retarded liberals. it's the worst city in Canada and everyone agrees. sitting on my ass on the internet for my entire life actually puts me ahead of the rest of them. had i done what was expected of me i'd have died in an alley 10 years ago. i got plenty of pussy off the internet, saw literally everything and made donald trump president because it was funny.

fuck u world i win

I don't really know or like any of you. You do entertain me though.

I do.

No I have tons of friends all over. I just don't have very many who are twisted antisocial fucks who can laugh at some of the more troubling elements of this here crooked world. I don't need you guys for anything else, just a few twisted loffs (ugh) here and there.

I feel connected to this sub like I feel connected to a chained dog I don't know. I can check it out from a distance every once in awhile but if I get too close and/or comfortable I'm bound to regret it

I found the show in 8th grade, so yes.

I use this place to say all the horrible, fucked up things I want to say in every day life, but can't because of the way it would make me look

Bingo you ugly queer.

Patton Oswalt-ish

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