Surefire way, take a hammer and smash your femur with it until you go into shock, before you know it you will be sucking sweet lady morphines addicting dick
go to a pain management place instead of going to your regular doctor. you should have a much better chance from them & be careful bc doctor shopping is a crime now
What specifically are you going to the doctor for?
If it's something credible where pain is involved, then you have a chance. Do not ask for anything specifically. Tell him the pain has been rough and advil etc. has not been effective for you & you can't sleep as a result.
If he brings up some bullshit prescription anti-inflammatory thing, tell him you took that before and it didn't work. From there, he may rx you something good. You should also lie and tell him you're 20 or 30 lbs heavier than you are (or whatever you think you can get away with).
You're a little late on this. Why do you think weee admits the country's worst heroin epidemic. You have to find a doctor whose crooked from someone whose an addict, try strip clubs
Heroin is much cheaper and easier to get. It's 5-10 dollars a cap/bag here in Maryland. You might as well, all opiates are highly addictive. Doctors will cut you off in heartbeat if they even suspect you are abusing them.
Fawk yeah although I've read on the world wide web that extract is lame but I'm tired of choking down the shit mixed in Propel water so I'll give it a shot
They are strict with them these days, got hurt and tore my Achilles and a ligament by my ankle and they gave me unlimited supply of ibuprofen and 10 Vicodin :/
I like to go to the urgent care clinic and complain of a lumbar strain. I just walk in like a fucking gimp and make sure I'm a little sweaty so I can grimace and act real pained. Usually they buy it and I'll get 20 percs out of the deal but these fuckers are being real stingy with the opes now that fags are overdosing and shit.
Last time I hurt my back they told me ibuprofen. Before that they had given me vicodin. It didn't even buzz me, but it foxed the pain, which is what I was after.
Funny story... when I was in rehab the last time I met this dude in his late 30s, clean cut, had a family and a good job who literally cut off his pinky toe with a saw for the sole purpose of going to the ER to get opiates. It definitely worked too. Just a suggestion.
Fawk yeah although I've read on the world wide web that extract is lame but I'm tired of choking down the shit mixed in Propel water so I'll give it a shot
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n/a idamnedit 2017-02-07
Offer up your ole puckered starfish.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
What about just asking ?
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
Hey, Masher got any pills bro
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-02-07
Surefire way, take a hammer and smash your femur with it until you go into shock, before you know it you will be sucking sweet lady morphines addicting dick
n/a NicolinisLeakyAss 2017-02-07
go to a pain management place instead of going to your regular doctor. you should have a much better chance from them & be careful bc doctor shopping is a crime now
n/a Psych555 2017-02-07
Really?
n/a LAMF92 2017-02-07
Unfortunately
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-02-07
Motorcycle accident.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-02-07
Tell the doctor you are married to a chubby, pygmy comedian who doesn't like to bathe and is obsessed with Star Wars.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-02-07
What specifically are you going to the doctor for?
If it's something credible where pain is involved, then you have a chance. Do not ask for anything specifically. Tell him the pain has been rough and advil etc. has not been effective for you & you can't sleep as a result.
If he brings up some bullshit prescription anti-inflammatory thing, tell him you took that before and it didn't work. From there, he may rx you something good. You should also lie and tell him you're 20 or 30 lbs heavier than you are (or whatever you think you can get away with).
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-02-07
"I need this one more for the Michele McNamara Midnight special."
n/a bledge382 2017-02-07
I fell straight on my face outside a bar last weekend, my face is absolutely fucked up but at least i got some opiates
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-07
You're a little late on this. Why do you think weee admits the country's worst heroin epidemic. You have to find a doctor whose crooked from someone whose an addict, try strip clubs
n/a drexler57346 2017-02-07
Nah, not really.
n/a drexler57346 2017-02-07
Get your wisdom teeth pulled if you still have them
n/a Amiigo7 2017-02-07
Do you have fingers? If you do, cut one off.
n/a KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2017-02-07
Heroin is much cheaper and easier to get. It's 5-10 dollars a cap/bag here in Maryland. You might as well, all opiates are highly addictive. Doctors will cut you off in heartbeat if they even suspect you are abusing them.
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
Dude I live in MD we should totally do smack together and gay it up
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-07
:)
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-02-07
Get some Kratom and otherwise tough it out. Why have a brain of mush?
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
I'm getting a pesky tolerance to red strain maeng da. I can take like 10 grams and not feel shit now. I feel like a HO
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-07
Read some of my recent posts on /r/kratom, I got a great strain yesterday that had me nodding.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-02-07
Take it with phenylpiracetam.
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-02-07
Switch strains or buy some extract. I'll sell you some bomb extrwct for $1.25 a gram, shipped
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
Fawk yeah although I've read on the world wide web that extract is lame but I'm tired of choking down the shit mixed in Propel water so I'll give it a shot
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-02-07
You gotta mix the extract in with some actual powder for the best effect. If you PM me ill send you a free sample
n/a Ronvsfez 2017-02-07
I want a sample :(
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-02-07
Pay for shipping and I'll hook u up
n/a LAMF92 2017-02-07
Kratom tolerance rises obnoxiously fast. You have to try and switch around different strains
n/a dra_kul88 2017-02-07
They are strict with them these days, got hurt and tore my Achilles and a ligament by my ankle and they gave me unlimited supply of ibuprofen and 10 Vicodin :/
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-02-07
Cold water extraction, my friend
n/a dra_kul88 2017-02-07
?
n/a Opesterino 2017-02-07
its who you get the hydrocodone out of the pills without taking all the acetaminophen.
n/a dra_kul88 2017-02-07
Only had the 10 so just used as prescribed
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
I like to go to the urgent care clinic and complain of a lumbar strain. I just walk in like a fucking gimp and make sure I'm a little sweaty so I can grimace and act real pained. Usually they buy it and I'll get 20 percs out of the deal but these fuckers are being real stingy with the opes now that fags are overdosing and shit.
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-07
Last time I hurt my back they told me ibuprofen. Before that they had given me vicodin. It didn't even buzz me, but it foxed the pain, which is what I was after.
n/a DipsomaniacDawg 2017-02-07
Just say you have back pain like every other piece of white trash in this country.
n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-07
Funny story... when I was in rehab the last time I met this dude in his late 30s, clean cut, had a family and a good job who literally cut off his pinky toe with a saw for the sole purpose of going to the ER to get opiates. It definitely worked too. Just a suggestion.
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-07
everyone on this sub sucks at getting drugs too btw
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-07
Go to Florida ten years ago and say your back hurts.
n/a porsalin 2017-02-07
Just tell them you listen to Jim and Sam. It's fucking painful.
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-02-07
but would you toot on some peckahs?
n/a LAMF92 2017-02-07
Anth' is more of a benzo man
n/a Billyassman 2017-02-07
Go south of the border Hola
n/a MicroPeckah 2017-02-07
What the fuck kind of addict are you? You steal it, silly.
n/a xaway3 2017-02-07
Fawk yeah although I've read on the world wide web that extract is lame but I'm tired of choking down the shit mixed in Propel water so I'll give it a shot