I know I'm not being original here, but if he lifted weights like a man instead of just doing cardio he would probably have the definition of something resembling human.
I'm taking a leap here but my guess is you and jim have different goals. You probably are trying to attract a nice looking and healthful woman. Jim is attempting to attract another self hating older homosexual who also disdains women.
It's my understanding that Jim's trainer is a woman. That was his first mistake. I haven't worked out a day in my miserable life but even I know that maintaining the diet of a fucking squirrel doesn't exactly promote physical strength.
But according to jim his trainer is "hot". So he probably uses that so he can insinuate to his bro's that he's doing her. Plus can you imagine how distracted he'd be with a male trainer ?
Good point. This guy considers himself an A-list comedian, and this is what he's able to produce. It really shows a deep lack of thought or strategy and ability.
I really believe him when he says the only reason he doesn't have a gun is because he'd blow his brains out. Looking at this, why wouldn't he? And it's much easier to pull a trigger than slicing open your veins or doing the ole' Robin Williams belt/door handle gag. That actually takes balls and commitment.
The only ironic thing he did was tuck in his hoodie. The outfit itself is what he actually is wearing. Because he's a 50 year old 10 year old fag STILL trying to wash the taste of cum out of his stinky egg white hole.
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n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-07
Nice to see him preparing for his starring role in the remake of The Machinist. Anorexic creep.
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-02-07
I know I'm not being original here, but if he lifted weights like a man instead of just doing cardio he would probably have the definition of something resembling human.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
I'm taking a leap here but my guess is you and jim have different goals. You probably are trying to attract a nice looking and healthful woman. Jim is attempting to attract another self hating older homosexual who also disdains women.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-07
It's my understanding that Jim's trainer is a woman. That was his first mistake. I haven't worked out a day in my miserable life but even I know that maintaining the diet of a fucking squirrel doesn't exactly promote physical strength.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
But according to jim his trainer is "hot". So he probably uses that so he can insinuate to his bro's that he's doing her. Plus can you imagine how distracted he'd be with a male trainer ?
n/a Leofan7 2017-02-07
I notice that this apartment almost always looks barren of any stuff. It's really odd.
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-07
It's an outward representation of his emotional mind
n/a Sicboy69 2017-02-07
He can't have groceries in his place because it will trigger his food addiction.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-02-07
That and he literally does not know how to prepare food.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
He's got cash man he's too important to cook.
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-07
I've tried this. I just wind up going to the store hungry, and that's not good.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-07
Yup. Grocery shopping hungry or high... no good.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-02-07
True. I alway pictured his stupid celebrity photos all over the place. That over blinking weirdo.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-02-07
Washing a blender frustrates him. He has the tenacity of a dead guys left shoe.
n/a Leofan7 2017-02-07
He then proceeds to tweet the company to complain.
n/a BonesMalone2 2017-02-07
It's empty,just like him...... Poor fella.
n/a fuckinfuckshit 2017-02-07
Every time Jim posts a video, you have to repost it here. You needy cunt.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-07
I do?
This isn't a repost either sir. It's a wonderful photo of a svelte sweet boy
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
Yes you do.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-07
I applaud him for going this long without killing himself.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
Did this one cost $60k to make ? Is there a kickstarter ?
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-07
Yeah keep acting weird on social media. Your show and career are still dying and no one likes you.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
Good point. This guy considers himself an A-list comedian, and this is what he's able to produce. It really shows a deep lack of thought or strategy and ability.
n/a leedsjr 2017-02-07
An inspiration to eat?
n/a ventio 2017-02-07
is jim the next one to slowly spiral into the same depths opie and anthony are in?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-07
Comedy's Karen Carpenter. They'll be making talking heads go on about how nobody told a child molesting joke like him for decades.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-07
"a inspiration"
Die.
n/a lelgimps 2017-02-07
I hope the crossdresser's condom breaks off in his ass and he gets really really sick.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-07
He's already got GRIDS. How much worse can it get?
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-02-07
tucks both his shirt and his loose skin in those shorts
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-02-07
matches his date's tuck in his shorts
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-07
where is the pridefc shirt?
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-07
I really believe him when he says the only reason he doesn't have a gun is because he'd blow his brains out. Looking at this, why wouldn't he? And it's much easier to pull a trigger than slicing open your veins or doing the ole' Robin Williams belt/door handle gag. That actually takes balls and commitment.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-02-07
a very sad little man.
n/a CasinoIndian 2017-02-07
More like such a THIN-spiration.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-02-07
The only ironic thing he did was tuck in his hoodie. The outfit itself is what he actually is wearing. Because he's a 50 year old 10 year old fag STILL trying to wash the taste of cum out of his stinky egg white hole.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-07
Okay, but seriously. Is Jim autistic?
n/a urfaceisa 2017-02-07
aids wraith
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-02-07
No, no, you see, he's dressing like a homeless teenager ironically. It's all a bit. A 23 year bit.
n/a tranthonycumiashow 2017-02-07
It's a Jimspiration, ya hunk of garbage!
n/a SickFawkinPuppies 2017-02-07
Why did you post this photo of E.T.?
n/a Leofan7 2017-02-07
He then proceeds to tweet the company to complain.