Sam is likely to miss the birth of his first born as he's doing something for the WWE

1  2017-02-07 by Dennyislife

How is Sam somehow the most alpha man in the show universe?

13 comments

n/a  Moveinslience 2017-02-07

Who cares

n/a  T2Tall 2017-02-07

That's not alpha, that's being a man child. Can't wait until Jess leaves him so he can eat chicken fingers on his WWE fold out chairs every night.

n/a  maloonigans 2017-02-07

lol no kidding - think that might be something to ever get brought up during an argument down the line?

n/a  xyniphis 2017-02-07

I Jess left him, it would take about a half hour for him to run back to mommy.

n/a  T2Tall 2017-02-07

I started reading that as a chip comment until I realized it was a typo

n/a  xyniphis 2017-02-07

Thank you

n/a  copomash 2017-02-07

He will regret that. His life though

n/a  stonepitbull141 2017-02-07

Something that he actually gets paid for, or is he just holding a match on the trampoline with his official WWF Wrestling Buddies?

Either way, not at all surprising.

n/a  RacksDiciprine 2017-02-07

Sam cannot deny that he brings food to work in a WWE themed lunchbox

n/a  Bibimbap4211 2017-02-07

A wrestler is probably the father so it's a wash.

n/a  PepperTheCentaur 2017-02-07

Proving once and for all that he is African American.

n/a  SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-07

I was about to say, I hope Jess puts a revolver to him while he sleeps, but that's too painless.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-02-07

Lucky kid.

n/a  T2Tall 2017-02-07

I started reading that as a chip comment until I realized it was a typo