You'd be just about turning back into yourself from an old lady actress after eating one of those suckers...Hungry? Why weight? grab wings/pretzels. tssssss
My dick gets hard at the thought of tying Jim up and pumping pasta sauce down his throat Se7en style as he's forced to watch me burn each of his prized celebrity photos one by one.
This is his new character, actor Jim. It's a creepy blend of valley jim and Jim Norton. He sounds like an aging actress trying to stay in shape to land a commercial. Pathetic
James Nordon has a strict 628 calorie limit per day. Egg whites with avocados (CARRIED PEOPERLY) every single day for breakfast. Lunch includes a varied selection of bottled water and 5 almonds. Dinner is a feast of 3 slices of turkey dipped in crappy yellow mustard. Don't judge.
When you don't give a shit about sports and are getting super bored but don't want to hurt the hosts feelings by telling him "I'm bored gonna bail bro" so you make a bullshit excuse and then braodcast it to your radio audience to make it seem more real
Bob Kelly made some video, and it looked liked 2 couples, and Jim just sitting on a stool behind everyone. When you're sober, and it's a lame party, you're just going to be polite and leave.
Also, remember that half way through the game it was a complete blowout, most people thought the game was over, it wasn't until the 4th quarter that the Patriots really came back.
Didn't think of the sobriety angle. Seems more a reason for him to mkae the excuse. Jokes aside, what the fuck does Jim Norton do with himself when he's not at work? Does he give any indication on the show? I've only heared a half dozen Jam shows
What the fuck do you do in New York when you can't do any drugs and you have an obsessive diet? Bars/clubs/restaurants are kind of meaningless to you. Jim probably does stand up at a club nearly every night and he's just thinking of how to cum. New York is going to get tiring after decades being there, it seems like it would be hard to even pick up a hobby there. Jimmy is a millionaire celebrity and it doesn't seem that great.
Just because it's fun to be an arm chair psychologist, did Jim decide he's an alcoholic as a teenager, his whole life talk about how he cannot control himself, now he's doing it with food, because that's the real problem? Jim is so deep in the closet he has been telling himself he needs to suppress drinking, eating, whatever, because his brain has been telling him his whole life to suppress being gay. He tells stories of blowing guys as a little kid, not to mention all the stories he has with trannies. Not only is he probably gay, I bet something happened to him as a kid he is suppressing, normal children don't blow people, where did he learn that from?
Dude, you know Jimmy the cool guy, you've never met James the wing and pretzel fanatic. One is ALL IT TAKES to go back down that road. No sir, not Jim, best to remove yourself from the situation, I don't like lables or programs or recommending, but maybe there's somewhere you can go to work out your own wing and pretzel issues with other guys. Just some fellas, cialis, and no judgement.
I have not had the pleasure of reading Norton's books, if they are okay writing does anyone think he could produce the same type of stuff now?
This mean literally treats everything like he's desperately addicted to it and needs help. I wish you would treat being an addict like being an addict.
85 comments
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-02-07
Dude don't you know junk food is an addiction? Be respectful
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
Yeah all this addiction shaming ! Jim may even be addicted to water.
n/a hookahreed 2017-02-07
Cum*
n/a Psych555 2017-02-07
He's addicted to pretending he's addicted to stuff.
n/a copomash 2017-02-07
He should date Dr Drew
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-02-07
What does he draw? And why did he go to medical school for it?
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-02-07
But have you ever THOUGHT about water?
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-07
I had a Twix when I was 15. Took me 2 years too quit after heavy counseling sessions. Thankfully now I'm a crippling alcoholic m.
n/a titcity 2017-02-07
tsssssss you shoulda ate a snickers errr sumthinnn
n/a Berdache 2017-02-07
You'd be just about turning back into yourself from an old lady actress after eating one of those suckers...Hungry? Why weight? grab wings/pretzels. tssssss
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-07
/r/cripplingalcoholism
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-07
Might as well face it, Jim's addicted to cock
n/a PeeSoup3030 2017-02-07
An unfinished clone must watch her figure
n/a Subeck 2017-02-07
I hope the next salad he eats has cyanide in it
n/a jokopolis 2017-02-07
Yeah Bobby would finish everything anyway what's he bitching about sniff
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-07
This is why I choose to be fat.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-02-07
Don't.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
The Super Bowl isn't every day
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-07
You should choose to be fat at the bottom of a lake.
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-02-07
I honestly find this more offensive than Anthony fucking his niece
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
That's because it is.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-02-07
wait what
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-02-07
The Tunisian sex slave trade has made its way to Long Island.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-02-07
Look she was hot, okay.
n/a patio87 2017-02-07
Samcros step daughter no joke.
n/a HughStink 2017-02-07
So, are we all in on the pizza-face gate?
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-02-07
When he went to slam the door it kinda bounced back open so he left it like that as a mini protest for Bob not buying any raw meat bars.
n/a malvin77 2017-02-07
Jim is truly an old queen, the sun is setting on his galavanting cute-boy ways.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0MPSfWhXzg
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-07
Even prissy women don't do shit like this. Jimmy is unbelievably gay and mentally ill.
n/a Timekeeper28 2017-02-07
We all have our problems
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-02-07
quit being positive about this, it's making me feel gay
n/a JMueller2012 2017-02-07
Those are the same thing
n/a ThisGameIsWeird 2017-02-07
In Jim's defense, all fat people are repulsive.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
You know what subreddit this is, right?
n/a ThisGameIsWeird 2017-02-07
Ohh, lotta fatties here.
I did forget!
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-02-07
is it more embarrassing than admitting to sucking little boys dicks and fucking trannies?
n/a cstack18 2017-02-07
Not sure, they're all incredibly gay.
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-07
He thinks looking like that is going to get him laid more than once by the same woman without paying her
n/a MaskedUploader 2017-02-07
Remember when Jimmy was perplexed that Bill Burr and Sam didn't scream at their wifes and call them cunts?
Something tells me he's completely unbearable to be around outside of performing.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-07
He's been single for way too long.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-02-07
Tbh that "perplexed" me as well.
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-02-07
My dick gets hard at the thought of tying Jim up and pumping pasta sauce down his throat Se7en style as he's forced to watch me burn each of his prized celebrity photos one by one.
n/a cstack18 2017-02-07
This would end in pools of tears and vomit.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-02-07
and cum
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-02-07
Tears of joy on my part
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-02-07
Thank you for that. I now share your fantasy.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-07
You should wear those signed Brock lensar mms gloves and jerk him off while you are at it
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-02-07
I don't want him to enjoy any of it.
n/a nointernetforyou 2017-02-07
Don't worry, he won't get hard unless you tweedle this nipples.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-07
Tweedle eedle eedle eeeee.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-02-07
Add some really bad breath to that...he loves that.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-07
This is really hot.
n/a cstack18 2017-02-07
Dude is addicted to latching on to addictions.
n/a nointernetforyou 2017-02-07
I'm sure that is a thing. People love labels.
n/a AirplaneStrikesBack 2017-02-07
I had 3 fucking brownies last night, on top of all the other shit I ate. He really is an old queen.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-02-07
Sounds like you need to get yourself to a meeting before you spiral out of control and end up eating a slice of cake.
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-02-07
Where the fuck are my almonds? I need them to not relapse.
Also, what is your new twitter?
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
Only 7, piggy
n/a Amiigo7 2017-02-07
I enjoy a bag of pretzel. Sometimes I eat many pretzel at once. I love pretzel.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
n/a DullHornedUnicorn 2017-02-07
This is his new character, actor Jim. It's a creepy blend of valley jim and Jim Norton. He sounds like an aging actress trying to stay in shape to land a commercial. Pathetic
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-02-07
Jimmy actually got out of there to go home and work on his new asian character, Ed Jing.
n/a segasarnold 2017-02-07
sounds very reasonable stay away from everything and be perfectly alone!
n/a fish_flower 2017-02-07
according to Today's Geriatric Medicine anorexia in the elderly is not as uncommon as we might think
http://www.todaysgeriatricmedicine.com/news/exclusive_0409_03.shtml
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-02-07
In a sub where the whinges are 95% recycled, this actually made me laugh out loud.
n/a FatFreckledFuckFace 2017-02-07
50 year old twink. i swear he's gay
n/a pauldydip 2017-02-07
Are you sure it wasn't because there were no A List celebrities to leech onto for photographs?
n/a VeritablyClean 2017-02-07
at that age, with no prospects, you really should get fucked up on whatever, be it food, dope, etc.
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-02-07
I actually don't blame him. Seeing such a long time friend slowly kill themself before your eyes has got to be pretty sad.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-02-07
Yeah, get a move on already
n/a pinkie_pride 2017-02-07
Let's be real here, he went home to masturbate
n/a mikestl1988 2017-02-07
Addiction is a mother fucker
n/a slothlivesmatter 2017-02-07
James Nordon has a strict 628 calorie limit per day. Egg whites with avocados (CARRIED PEOPERLY) every single day for breakfast. Lunch includes a varied selection of bottled water and 5 almonds. Dinner is a feast of 3 slices of turkey dipped in crappy yellow mustard. Don't judge.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-07
Crappy yellow mustard fucking rules.
Extra good if it stains your fingers.
Peckahs.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
Avocados?! Is it a holiday? Just spinach for James.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-02-07
When you don't give a shit about sports and are getting super bored but don't want to hurt the hosts feelings by telling him "I'm bored gonna bail bro" so you make a bullshit excuse and then braodcast it to your radio audience to make it seem more real
n/a whatisthishere 2017-02-07
Bob Kelly made some video, and it looked liked 2 couples, and Jim just sitting on a stool behind everyone. When you're sober, and it's a lame party, you're just going to be polite and leave.
Also, remember that half way through the game it was a complete blowout, most people thought the game was over, it wasn't until the 4th quarter that the Patriots really came back.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-02-07
Didn't think of the sobriety angle. Seems more a reason for him to mkae the excuse. Jokes aside, what the fuck does Jim Norton do with himself when he's not at work? Does he give any indication on the show? I've only heared a half dozen Jam shows
n/a whatisthishere 2017-02-07
What the fuck do you do in New York when you can't do any drugs and you have an obsessive diet? Bars/clubs/restaurants are kind of meaningless to you. Jim probably does stand up at a club nearly every night and he's just thinking of how to cum. New York is going to get tiring after decades being there, it seems like it would be hard to even pick up a hobby there. Jimmy is a millionaire celebrity and it doesn't seem that great.
n/a Berdache 2017-02-07
There used to be some joy when he talked about hookers/watching other people fuck. Now there's nothing ever with anything.
'Not edging so much so often' was something he worked on for like years, and that was the only thing I knew he did while home.
Heroin Jim might be the coolest motherfucker and we have no idea.
I think he's going to meetings and using the "Sober for 33 years" to feel superior in the most crazy way possible.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-07
He has the money and schedule to do whatever he wants, and it seems like he doesn't want to do anything. He seems depressed.
n/a whatisthishere 2017-02-07
Just because it's fun to be an arm chair psychologist, did Jim decide he's an alcoholic as a teenager, his whole life talk about how he cannot control himself, now he's doing it with food, because that's the real problem? Jim is so deep in the closet he has been telling himself he needs to suppress drinking, eating, whatever, because his brain has been telling him his whole life to suppress being gay. He tells stories of blowing guys as a little kid, not to mention all the stories he has with trannies. Not only is he probably gay, I bet something happened to him as a kid he is suppressing, normal children don't blow people, where did he learn that from?
n/a dickroach 2017-02-07
hey, he had 4 beers when he was 18. get off his ass, dude.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-07
It's like a drunks kid going tee total though. One look at Bobby is enough to wake you up and stop you eating.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-07
Norton HAS to have some kind of mental problem. No adult man in his right mind behaves this way.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-02-07
You just figured this out now?
n/a Berdache 2017-02-07
Dude, you know Jimmy the cool guy, you've never met James the wing and pretzel fanatic. One is ALL IT TAKES to go back down that road. No sir, not Jim, best to remove yourself from the situation, I don't like lables or programs or recommending, but maybe there's somewhere you can go to work out your own wing and pretzel issues with other guys. Just some fellas, cialis, and no judgement.
I have not had the pleasure of reading Norton's books, if they are okay writing does anyone think he could produce the same type of stuff now?
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-07
And Rich Vos will be at the Chucklefuck in Reading, PA this Saturday at 8:45 PM.
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-07
This mean literally treats everything like he's desperately addicted to it and needs help. I wish you would treat being an addict like being an addict.
n/a titcity 2017-02-07
tsssssss you shoulda ate a snickers errr sumthinnn
n/a enzo_trash 2017-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0MPSfWhXzg
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-02-07
Yeah, get a move on already
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-07
/r/cripplingalcoholism