With all these posts about Patton Oswalt's dead wife, I think we need to remember what's most important...

1  2017-02-06 by Crownenberg

Gregg "Opie" Hughes -

  1. Lost his morning slot to a frizzy haired man-child who is well into his 30s and follows professional wrestling with a passion

  2. Has alienated everyone he used to work with

  3. Raises children that are not his own and regularly endures the humiliating creaks of the bed he sleeps in as his wife services an alcoholic skateboarder (father of said children)

  4. Has luscious, round, milky, pendulous bosoms

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I feel like number 4 is more of an upside for the Opster...i mean considering everything else on that list, having his own boobs is pretty good.

PECKAS

Where we at with Opetta?

Leave him alone. Remember, he's the victim.