Tibetan lesbian on couch was my favorite.. CQ is such a treat

Last minute gift from a Beijing airport.

"You look like the fat mosque in Iraq"

"You look like you're about to be slaughtered by a Cambodian village ritually"

Do you speak that way when you're trying to sell rugs to tourists in Istanbul?

Who is relax and why is Bobby feeling them?

souvenir in a Beijing airport

Is Amy taking a rest ?

I'm on my 7th fat. I know how to lose weight duuude.

Having a young kid and being in your late 40s has me convinced Bobby's fat is for good this time.

I'm on my 6th cigarette quit. It only gets harder.

I quit trying to quit the cigarettes. I've got a whole box of nicotine gum I keep picking at to no avail

You either smoke, drink too much, eat too much, or you're a gym douche.

There's really no in between for most people.

Why not all the above??

Because we can't all be Mickey Mantle.

We can sure try

You're supposed to chew it, not "pick at it." Dummy.

Rich voss chews it, and drools all over the place. You can see it live at the Tropicana Feb 28th and 29th.

Try a vaporizer with some nicotine juice. Working great for me. You're still a nicotine addict, but you don't feel as shitty, or stink like an ashtray.

You sit there and just getaway from all those shmarmy assholes. Like dude get outa here Im getting enlightened.. ya know?

And BOOM! Ya got Nirvana duuuuuddeee.

"Bobby looks like a gift you would pick up at the Beijing airport" - Colin quinn

His tits and stomach look like a cartoon beluga whale doing an AWOOOOGA

Bob Kelly is a fat stupid pig.

So fat ear lobes are the path to enlightenment?

SO SUGAHZ NO CARBZZ DUDE

Bob Kelly: You what dude? Tibet should be Independent!

Interviewer: Bobby, can you explain how viable a free Tibet would be without support from the PRC?

Bobby Kelly: hfdsfffshjhelhrefhhghfwq;ideh

the buddha was a fat fucking glutton

This is the Buddha, this is Pudi. He achieved enlightenment through molesting kids.

Fat Buddha isn't actually Buddha, but a different guy called Budai.

Gautama Buddha used to fast until he was basically a skeleton, eventually realizing that moderation, not mortification, was the path to enlightenment.

cool man

This shit is so dumb but it had me giggling like a little girl for like 2 minutes

Im not fat duuude, im replete with enlightment... look at my sated grin ya cawksukah

Mistress Ping

genghis deluise

Ya shake off the shackles of desire, ya get a cup of coffee and you're cookin dude

Having a young kid and being in your late 40s has me convinced Bobby's fat is for good this time.

I'm on my 6th cigarette quit. It only gets harder.

Last minute gift from a Beijing airport.

"You look like the fat mosque in Iraq"

"You look like you're about to be slaughtered by a Cambodian village ritually"