Erock is a fat pig.

23  2017-02-06 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

20 comments

How did he get so fat?

Typically, you gain weight when your caloric intake exceeds your caloric burn.

Panera has taught you well

Speaking of which, our delicious low fat chicken noodle soup in on sale this week.

be careful of the sodium in that soup gang. My doctor told me to keep the cholesterol low so I've been sticking with the chicken salad.

And cold eggs the intern brought waaay before break time

Erock's a dino-zaur.

It looks like it's really physically uncomfortable to be him. I'm sure it's that way for most fat people, but Erock especially just looks so bloated and swollen.

It probably feels like walking around the shallow end of a pool.

Its funny because they used to call him fan when he was overweight but now the guy is obese

Oink oink

I like your straight talking style, sir.

His eyes are also farther apart than a regular person's.

Dairy cow eyes.

Erock is stress eating. The guy who he works with and has for 10+ years is on his way out so he'll be just enough behind the scenes guy on another show once hes gone. His 15 mins of fame are ending as the Jim and Sam show don't need him.

Erock? Comment?

Hoagie Boy is just big boned.

Tsunami pits

Jelly or jam tits? You decide...

Night comes after day.
Water is wet.
Tomorrow is Tuesday.
Norton is a fag.
Sam Robert's kid will be retarded.
Opie has tits.
Howard Stern's wife has a horse face.

2 + 2 = 4

No. E-Rock is a Dinosaur.