Anthony "clown hair" Cumia

42  2017-02-05 by [deleted]

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He's still got a shot at the White House. FAWWWK YEAAHHH DVVDVV

Okay, which one of you jokers unwrapped the mummy?

Looks like he's been using Billy Bob Thornton's wig guy

"I'm white...."

How long until the Cash Me Outside girl gets an invite to the Compound?

Is he straight up wearing a fucking wig?

He looks like Robert Forester in Jackie Brown. But with a TMobile kiosk employees dress shirt and what I assume is a blazer intended for a Barmitvah.

It's not a wig. It's an individually placed postiche

Just a word of advice, following up a horrific quote with 2 basic facts really takes the sting out of the first one.

ACES HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

He looks like one of those creepy British puppets from that show in the eighties.

I make great references.

Spitting image.

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight....

He's really taking the mory's wigs reference too far

Let me guess: those quotes are all inaccurate, right? Faggot ....

You're really going to bat for both the racism and the pedophilia?

One, facts/reality/accuracy isn't "racism" and two, you know I didn't fucking mean the 13-year old quote. Besides, that was a joke by him.

He actually said 15. If there were no laws against it. And that's not a joke

No, he said 13.. and Patrice called him disgusting and said he wanted to leave the room..

Must have been a differnt episode then. I had just listened to it about 3 weeks ago

You're talking about an episode when Derosa asked him the same question. He upped his previous answer by 2 years.

Yes, that's the one! I couldn't remember who else was in the studio.

Thinking blacks are people is liberal? So DNA is retarded liberal science?

*clears throat and pulls out FBI statistics*

Presenting stats or facts is completely different than claiming "they aren't people" is a factual reality. Saying "they aren't people" is racist. Saying "black people commit more violent crimes per capita than any other race in the country" isn't racist.

Don't waste your time giving lib faggots "inconvienent truths". They can't face what, for them, is an uncomfortable reality.

If you're gonna try to defend him at least use his shitty excuse of 'they gotta be the RIGHT kind of 15'.....he clearly wasn't joking when he said.

No, he absolutely was joking. Why else would he say something like that on the air??

Because he was delusional enough to think people would back him up on it. Go back and listen to the clip for yourself. If he's bold enough to publicly ugly 17 year olds and take family photos, what's so hard to believe about him getting with a 13 year old if he could? The guy is a fucking creep.

You're being overly outrageous. Ant is not a dummy.

To publicly date*

This guy is one of Anthony's cronies who reports back things back to him. Fucking lackey. What's it like to a rat for a scumbag? You're exactly the yesman that enables all of his garbage.

This guy is one of Anthony's cronies who reports back things back to him.

In all seriousness, you could not be more wrong. lol

No, I agree with these quotes, except the first one.

Ant would actually be handsome if he wasn't such an ugly cunt.

Morrie's wigs don't come off...even underwater.

They got danish? Belle wants danish.

Nice to see nic cage's wig from ghost rider is still getting work

13?!?

I have seen stacked 12 year olds.

Looks like he could be using that spray shit that sticks to the last wispy strands of existing hair.

Isn't the "cash me outside" girl 13? Cause I'd fuck that she has a great rack

It's not a wig. It's an individually placed postiche