TIL: Jim Florentine got cucked by a guy just out of high school who probably never heard of Ozzy, Kiss, Motörhead or any of the other gay bands Jim is obsessed with. Guy probably uses ketchup and eats desserts too.
67 2017-02-05 by [deleted]
67 2017-02-05 by [deleted]
54 comments
n/a doublej927 2017-02-05
Ok
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-02-05
Tss Uncle Paul [had a five cuck marathon][https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWXJrimpYg0] or sumpfin tsss
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
I'm kind of glad Jim got cucked because you know he did those stupid fart and shit jokes around his wife and thought it was funny. He probably though he could just "coast" on being a disgusting pig husband. Hopefully he learned his lesson.
n/a Captain-Yesterday 2017-02-05
Amen sister
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
Every beta male thinks they deserve a hot woman and I like seeing them slapped down by reality. Don't try to flip it around on me just because what I said describes you.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-05
You're a happy fellow
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
I hate positive emotional faggots like you
"You must be really happy" is the passive aggressive insult of the pro-social faggot. As if you're some kind of big winner in real life or something. Like you have money and get laid, and you just post on an O&A subreddit because there's nothing else you'd rather be doing if you could. Like your life hasn't been in a constant, desperate grasping at the dark abyss for some semblance of happiness or self love
Yeah what separates you and me is my aggressive posts
Just die worthless faggot
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-05
I'm actually depressed and barely leave the house.
I just don't understand guys like you who make a big angry deal about it.
P.s. faggot
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
Well at least you admit it.
n/a truthie 2017-02-05
What horrid and exhausting life you lead.
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
See my last post , it's like I replied to you in advance.
n/a truthie 2017-02-05
Is it?
n/a cc1945 2017-02-05
A very weak an impotent retort, and I know it was the best of several you thought of.
n/a truthie 2017-02-05
It's the best a tedious quay like you deserves.
n/a Doug_Graves 2017-02-05
Fuck some other guy's wife? What am I 23?
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-02-05
the cop fucked her in a car. she was in need of a turbo lover!!!
n/a Mr702law 2017-02-05
Let's be real, this sort of thing didn't just happen. She was tossing out the vibe at the gym to tons of guys.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-02-05
definitely. Also, she's been married three times.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-02-05
Also she married a flailing comedian.
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-02-05
http://imgur.com/or9TPqh
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-02-05
Wait, Florentine is against desserts? What a douche.
n/a Mr702law 2017-02-05
It's for chicks man.
n/a Florentineisms 2017-02-05
Whyyyyy would he eat ketchup? No reason for that.
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-02-05
Florentine protected a pedophile after accepting bribes from him
n/a link_nukem28 2017-02-05
8 year olds, dude
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-05
What's a pederast?
n/a LIGHTA-FLUID 2017-02-05
I'm all good with what you're saying, but please, tell me what you listen to that is so superior to Black Sabbath or Motorhead?
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-05
Pretty much anything
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-05
The guy enjoys ketchup (but only with French fries), he isn't familiar with heavy metal (except for the obvious hits) and he doesn't cuckold other men (unless the women are married to NJ comic middles.)
I feel sorry for Florentine in a way. He was foolish enough to get married to a bitch who was on her 3rd marriage by her early 30s when he was pushing 50. Alarm bells should've been ringing already. The fact that she went on to get power fucked by a 23 year old rookie cop only rubbed salt into the wound. At least he got a son who he loves out of it, I guess. Still, he should've known better.
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-05
He probably knocked her up and figured he'd give it a shot.
His shtick annoys me, but somehow I can't hate the guy. I'm a music nerd too.
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-05
He wrote an article before saying how he met the woman at a kid rock concert like a year after his last girlfriend died, really emotional article idk where its at but it was all about how to keep hope. Saying how he was super depressed and suicidal and then she was the light who saved him.
Guess this is what happens when you don't lose hope.
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-05
You goddamn right.
n/a Lux_cs 2017-02-05
did he piss his pants?
n/a wllmweller 2017-02-05
So, it is funny enough that his wife cheated, but he was not cucked. Do you truly understand what "cuckold" means? You must not and that ruins your attempt to be humorous.
n/a mrclean69 2017-02-05
The Shakespearean term cuckold means someone who is cheated on, you're thinking of the porno version of the term from your favorite sites
n/a Mr702law 2017-02-05
Cuckold in simplest terms is the husband of A cheating wife. It doesn't Necessarily have to be a guy who gets off on it or participates and watches. So fuck off. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
n/a darkgatherer 2017-02-05
He's right, you've been spending too much time in Trump subs.
n/a Psych555 2017-02-05
It's actually when a man raises another man's child unknowingly, I don't give a fuck what your link says.
n/a BumbiBestie 2017-02-05
Didn't he get divorced in 2015? Why is this news? He also dated Robin Quivers and was part of the Stern show for a while a couple of years before that.
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-02-05
I actually feel bad for Florentine.
I don't have the link but when he was on Opie's show and Opie brought up the divorce and TMZ writing about it, you could hear that Florentine was genuinely sad about the whole thing. Made me realize, with 100% certainty, that Opie has full blown aspergers.
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-05
I got the impression that was all very calculated. That he had certain points he wanted to get out, and ope quizzed him enough to do that.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-05
Just gettin those numbers back muthahucka
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-05
It genuinely seemed like Opie fielded that call on purpose to force Florentine to talk about it.
n/a Psych555 2017-02-05
THATS THE BIT!
n/a shaqfan99 2017-02-05
I think what was happening there was that Florentine wanted to put it out there that he wouldn't cheat and didn't and Opie thought that was the way to get that out there. so rather than seeing opie as being insensitive there, I think he was just making Jim feel better in a weird way....and maybe just make Jim look better to other women.
But yeah, for the mother of your child to do that do you is pretty sad.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-05
Opie said "divorce?" with the phoniest surprise ever.
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-05
Opie loves when there is drama because being awkward is funny.
n/a unclepaul84 2017-02-05
She must have enjoyed that sex so much. I bet it was really hot.
n/a CrazyGinsberg 2017-02-05
Women don't enjoy sex, you silly goose!
n/a Zombied77 2017-02-05
He got cuckolded by a fkn pig. Poor little feller.
n/a pitt1991 2017-02-05
Deserts are delicious and Florentine looks like a grandma
n/a cold_boot 2017-02-05
I'm not a fan of desserts, but for christsake who doesn't use ketchup?
n/a rottenseed 2017-02-05
That guy is also 12
n/a shmigshmog 2017-02-05
"What am I? Old enough to fuck my wife?"
n/a pauldydip 2017-02-05
The guy who dresses like a burnout in the high school smoking area is too grown up to eat ketchup and/or chocolate.
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-02-05
Honestly he should have murdered both of them
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-05
What happened? Did you seriously assume people give a flying fuck about Florentine to be up to date with hisworthless life?
But now with cucking involved, I'm all ears.
n/a pinkie_pride 2017-02-05
That Metal Show also got cancelled around the same time....rough time for ole Jimbo. I know the show would be of zero interest to anybody not into that kind of stuff, but if you are into classic metal and rock it was pretty damn good and you could tell the guests had a great time as well, even the more famous or younger guys like Lars, Corey Taylor, M Shadows, etc so it's not like it was just a bunch of washed up old guys happy just to feel relevant or anything. On a side note, I remember finding the episode with Dice and one the Living Colour guys really funny.....Dice trying to relate to him as a musical peer made me laugh because I'm probably pretty sure he doesn't know jack shit about playing music
n/a dankfranklin 2017-02-05
I remember Dice saying that Duff McKagan complimented his son's band, and he was like "Duff McKagain, you know, one of the greatest bassists off all time?" Sorry Dice, I don't think Duff McKagan is ranked up there among Victor Wooten and Les Claypool.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-05
You're a happy fellow
n/a truthie 2017-02-05
What horrid and exhausting life you lead.