Get a load of this fuckin guy

17  2017-02-03 by xaway3

30 comments

I thought it was about norm macdonald

His face looks like it was constructed out of old melted down Stretch Armstrong dolls.

The only cure for this is a shotgun blast to the face.

I've never seen anyone more deserving of an acid attack.

You'd think that someone getting all that surgery to look good would do the most obvious thing and fix that awful nose... This man is mentally ill; he needs counseling, not attention.

People really do care https://youtu.be/lsbWc17t21g

He looks like a fucking Garbage Pail Kid.

Amy Schumer's long lost brother.

His twitter is the most self-obsession I've ever seen in a human. https://twitter.com/RodrigoUHNWs?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Wow. The photos here are way worse.

Team America Fag Police

Holy fuck he is disturbing looking. I feel bad for the gay guys he goes home with at night. Probably drunk as hell when they leave and then wake up in the morning, hung over, dick covered with shit and roll over and see what they've been fucking all night.

Imagine that fucking weird ass face looking at you from outside your bedroom window. People should hire him to give their enemies heart attacks.

Jesus christ man

I just did the long, wheezy Jim Norton laugh.

Nothing worse than getting drunk and hooking up, only to wake up in a strange bed with a fella hanging on you who looks like he just watched someone open the Ark of the Covenant...

Gay guys? What makes you think he's gay?

Just a hunch.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 93%. (I'm a bot)


The three surgeries in one day come after Rodrigo went under the knife to transfer fat to his buttocks in his 47th surgery, as part of his long-running quest to achieve physical 'perfection'.

Despite previously vowing to never have surgery again, Rodrigo recently revealed he went under the knife once more for an elective bum lift, which saw him put on two stone for a lipo fat transfer.

Speaking about his 47th surgery, Rodrigo revealed his reason behind the drastic surgery was to achieve the Brazilian bum he always wanted.


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Dude can now play in Kraftwerk.

There's a tree on my house!

He went to his plastic surgeon and said, "give me the Scott Shannon".

"his quest to create the perfect face"

I didn't know that Easter Island was the archetype for physical perfection.

i bet his asshole matches a fire hydrant

If cocaine had a spokesperson, he would look like him.

Don't blame drugs on this. Besides, if he spent all that plastic surgery money on drugs, he'd be dead now.

A fucking manlet. It explains everything!

Opie and Anthony anniversary photos from 2025

When it comes to the mainstream, I'm not sure how this guy is ridiculed but transgender people are not.

You gotta wonder how flammable this prick is.

There's hope for Sambo Roberts