just white-knuckling this old dick of mine till completion, the vein in my dick is the size of a dick

I'm eating a Tony's oven pizza alone watching shitty television.

So it's a pretty average day so far

I'm at work and I'm LITERALLY staring at my oxy. I need to get a new chip.

Wassat?

Going 4 days without alcohol. Going much better than the last 4 times I quit.

Have you heard about the drug naltrexone? It's a cheap, safe generic pill that reduces the urge to drink. I haven't tried it, but my drunkest friend has been on it for a few months and he's like a new man.

Good luck loser. Bet you can't stop.

Just bought a giant bottle of rum for the weekend on my lunch break. I am gonna drink half of it and then hit my wife.

Give her an extra shot for me.

When she's down on the ground I will say "incoming message from PepperTheCentaur" and then kick her in the tits.

Nice! Don't forget to lube up with blood and cram it in her shitter.

Did I mention she is apart of #Sherrodstwitterarmy ?

Awwww. Methadone Clinic Memories. I miss those days. Not a lot of intellectual conversations, but always a good place to find an attractive young lady who's just "in need of a little help".

Fuck, my Cumia is showing.

Jesus dude. You have a on track mind.

The fact that methadone clinics exist floors me.

My parents have been on suboxone for 5 years now and it doesn't make sense how addiction could be assisted for that long. I had my struggle with pain killers but i just stopped, went through a month of hell, and then stayed away from it.

Can you just walk in and ask for a pill ? I don't even get what these clinics are. Enlighten me

Your doctor gives you artificial heroin so you don't go buy real heroin. Yes, it is as dumb as it sounds.

Laying on my couch with a hangover and counting down the minutes until I have to go to a shitty birthday party. At least it is at a bar.

Went to the dentist early for a crown and the guy didn't turn the nitrous high enough so I didn't even get high.

Did some college work, went for a walk with my dog, got some sushi, on the way home to blaze and play vidja.

I mean... I snorted some oxy and strangled my dog, I ended up flirting with this milf at the methedadone last week and we fucked a lot over the past few days but it turns out it was my trans uncle. As soon as I realised what was going on I pushed her down some stairs at the train station and jumped on the next train opposite direction from home. I'll probably go to a 24hr Internet cafe and buy a express ticket for Peru before the police confiscate my passport. I hear South America is full of sunken Nazi submarines and red hot ladyboys, so at least I've got that going on for me.

U got any extra bro? I don't refill til like next week and I have like 3 left :(

Just eating some lake trout n fuckenj

Speaking of trout, Jay Moher,s wife is a good cocksucker allegedly.

Nice! Don't forget to lube up with blood and cram it in her shitter.