he's such a soft and apologetic old man. he's the type who would go on the view clasping his hands together like a proud grandma and sit with his knees touching.
He seems like a nice enough dude, but I hate how he sounds like everything he's saying is the most important and exciting thing he's ever said.
"You know, I think Irish Spring is an amazing, amazing soap. Two deodorants in a single bar! I remember the first time I experienced the freshness I was blown away -- I just felt so fortunate.
Artists tend to have more humane ideas, what a fucking elitist opinion. If you don't agree with the artist you are not humane, go fuck yourself stupid.
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n/a TheDannySaint 2017-02-03
You stink.
n/a SwollenPeckas 2017-02-03
I tapped out at his story about some bully. I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about, but it's frustrating to listen to.
n/a Belchides 2017-02-03
Tell us how you really feel EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
n/a RaqioFan 2017-02-03
He really should be covered with bees
n/a Skivsamlaren 2017-02-03
BEEZ?
n/a bornrevolution 2017-02-03
BEADS?
n/a Skivsamlaren 2017-02-03
bornrevolution is not on board.
n/a bornrevolution 2017-02-03
how hard can it be?
bzzzzz
n/a hellofriendo1234 2017-02-03
NO NOT THE BEES AGHHGHGHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-02-03
Tss winkler y not smiler or sumthin
n/a imafuckingdick 2017-02-03
It's the same shit on every show with this guy. Like Henry Rollins and his Ice cream shop stories.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-02-03
he's such a soft and apologetic old man. he's the type who would go on the view clasping his hands together like a proud grandma and sit with his knees touching.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-03
I can't do that because of my huge peckah.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-02-03
He seems like a nice enough dude, but I hate how he sounds like everything he's saying is the most important and exciting thing he's ever said.
"You know, I think Irish Spring is an amazing, amazing soap. Two deodorants in a single bar! I remember the first time I experienced the freshness I was blown away -- I just felt so fortunate.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-02-03
(((His))) whole claim to fame is doing a blackface of Italians
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-03
In Sicily they just call that doing a face
n/a truthie 2017-02-03
Dice was ripping him of! Hoo hoo
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-02-03
Andrew Dice Fonz. TELL EM RICHIE
n/a aso513 2017-02-03
Artists tend to have more humane ideas, what a fucking elitist opinion. If you don't agree with the artist you are not humane, go fuck yourself stupid.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
You're not being very humane. Apologize to the man please.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-02-03
(((artists)))
He's known for a caricature sitcom character.
If he's an artist then Bowser from Sha-na-na is Michelangelo.
n/a FrunkisOA 2017-02-03
He's gotta be hiding something. Kids books? Shuuuuree=heeeeyyyy schinkle bout it
n/a insertclevereference 2017-02-03
Just check some of the titles:
"A Short Tale About a LONG DOG" "A Soggy Foggy Campout" "You Can't Drink a MEATBALL Through a Straw" "My Book of PICKLES...OOps"
He's begging to be investigated by the pizza gate squad.
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-02-03
He jumped the shark.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-02-03
Ayyyyyyyyyyy!
WHOA!
Sit on it!
n/a MomsBoxx 2017-02-03
Henry Stinkler. Dvv Dvv.
n/a ThisGameIsWeird 2017-02-03
Whatsahe smell like, shit or somethin? faaaawwwwkyeah!
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-02-03
His nice guy routine could use some pointers from Dennis Falcone.
n/a benorinbut 2017-02-03
whoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA you're angry
n/a Barbx 2017-02-03
Thank god he was on the show to tell us all that celebrities have opinions too! That one totally wouldn't have occurred to ANY of us lately.