Just returned From "The Battle of NYU"(Proudboys vs Antifa)AMA

10  2017-02-03 by Somewhereman159

Chapter 1:

So there i was at NYU at around 630. Not yet seeing any protesters, thinking to myself that maybe I had wasted my evening as nothing really was going to happen. As the clock creeped forward towards 7, I suddenly felt something off. I looked around and a mob of 100+ masked Antifa appeared seemingly from nowhere and began chanting the usual Nazi and KKK stuff.

Chapter 2:

Within minutes confusion spread through the crowd as NYPD were throwing commie trash to the ground. Didn't see what happened, but I believe it was Antifa's first assault of the night. One thing I noticed is that Antifa is made up of 3 variations. Frontline is the loud chanting retards, Sentries who walk around the crowd and hover over you to try and intimidate. All the in between is beta fags standing around with masks on.

Chapter 3:

Anyway at about 650 I heard a familiar voice yelling "Fuck You" I turned around to see Gavin and about 3 or 4 Proud boys arrive on scene ready to rumble. It gets a little chaotic at this point, but it seemed that Gavin and his men charged in throwing punches at the Mob which was blocking the entrance to NYU. They fought valiantly, but were overwhelmed by the much larger force. Gavin had been pepper sprayed, but thanks to my quick thinking, I jumped in and used my body to shield the now blinded Gavin from rabid communists. Through my valiant heroism the Proud-boys were able to initiate a successful strategic withdrawal to fight another day.

Chapter 4:

I entered the building and was immediately turned away because I am not a student. I walked outside into Antifa mob, they yelled at me and called me a nazi, cried while i walked to the subway.

45 comments

What does gavins ass taste like?

Entrepreneurship

How many times were you anally penetrated and how many proud boys did you anally penetrate?

I didn't personally penetrate the assholes of any Proudboys.

Apologies, sir, one more question: how much venerating did you do, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being total indifference and 10 being flaming faggot?

6 1/2

I noticed you intentionally avoided the question about proud boys penetrating you. It's ok, everyone already knows you are a faggot. You can answer the question.

how much cum was spilled?

None, it was all caught by the mouths of the Proud Boys

What five breakfast cereals did you name?

I couldn't make level 2 sadly.

Name five breakfast cereals right fucking now

cocoa puffs, count chocula, cinnimon toast crunch, honey bunches of oates, fruity pebbles.

For your proud boy initiation I'd throw a non-sugar one in there as well. A cheerios or corn flakes adds a touch of class to the group. Keep honey bunches of oates though, that's a good one.

thanks for the tip, UHURU!!

Of course he likes fruity pebbles...

Where the fuck is the footage of Gavin getting sprayed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11pedtSEJJE I am the guy with the afro and corduroy jacket.

wow you're ugly. at least you saved his life!

Hahahahaha. Up until this point I thought this was a joke. Jesus Christ.

They have the worst chants. "No Trump, No K-K-K, No fascist U-S-A!" It doesn't even scan, there's no rhythm to it. It's fucking awkward and unmusical.

lmfao I totally thought you were actually there until you said this xD

Wow, its like a high school brawl between the mathletes and the drama club

you look like Sam Roberts

So by the looks of that Gavin starts throwing his fag punches again at someone from amongst his Proud-Fag heavies, just like the Deploraball vid... and then has to be saved from getting his ass kicked.

It's the alt-right equivalent of Bieber throwing punches at the paparazzi while surrounded by his bodygaurds.

In his defense, Gavin got immediately pepper sprayed.

I was hoping for more serious questions tbh.

Hey Afro Thunder, if you have anything interesting to say about what happened just say it. Everyone else is just going to imply you're a homosexual because you identify with the proud boys.

Gregg Hughes is a boring cunt.

Welcome aboard!

Yeah dude, this shit isn't really going to fly. Either give a run-down of what happened or move along, or else it's questions like these in the responses you're going to receive. Nobody want's to guess jack shit, so your being there means fuck-all unless you can provide some play-by-play.

you're welcome

Who was trolling the hewillnotdivide.us stream while you were away?

Why are you so Proud to be a faggot?

I'm not actually a Proud-boy, I'm more of a war correspondent.

Did each side wear different costumes to tell one another apart at the big rumble? Like in Gangs of NY.

Well Antifa wears all black and masks and Proud boys with there signature "MAGA" hats.

How about you summarize it instead of asking us to ask questions of a guy who we don't know who the fuck is and don't know what the fuck he even saw. Also hi.

ok

Fags on both sides

Nice, I hope the pests and proud boys can form an alliance some day. We are on the same side now.

Gayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Did this really happen? why did you cry?

What made you think anyone would care about this shit?

They fought valiantly? The footage I saw Gavin was hunched over in fear circled by fags in Trump hats.

and then what happened