Just returned From "The Battle of NYU"(Proudboys vs Antifa)AMA
10 2017-02-03 by Somewhereman159
Chapter 1:
So there i was at NYU at around 630. Not yet seeing any protesters, thinking to myself that maybe I had wasted my evening as nothing really was going to happen. As the clock creeped forward towards 7, I suddenly felt something off. I looked around and a mob of 100+ masked Antifa appeared seemingly from nowhere and began chanting the usual Nazi and KKK stuff.
Chapter 2:
Within minutes confusion spread through the crowd as NYPD were throwing commie trash to the ground. Didn't see what happened, but I believe it was Antifa's first assault of the night. One thing I noticed is that Antifa is made up of 3 variations. Frontline is the loud chanting retards, Sentries who walk around the crowd and hover over you to try and intimidate. All the in between is beta fags standing around with masks on.
Chapter 3:
Anyway at about 650 I heard a familiar voice yelling "Fuck You" I turned around to see Gavin and about 3 or 4 Proud boys arrive on scene ready to rumble. It gets a little chaotic at this point, but it seemed that Gavin and his men charged in throwing punches at the Mob which was blocking the entrance to NYU. They fought valiantly, but were overwhelmed by the much larger force. Gavin had been pepper sprayed, but thanks to my quick thinking, I jumped in and used my body to shield the now blinded Gavin from rabid communists. Through my valiant heroism the Proud-boys were able to initiate a successful strategic withdrawal to fight another day.
Chapter 4:
I entered the building and was immediately turned away because I am not a student. I walked outside into Antifa mob, they yelled at me and called me a nazi, cried while i walked to the subway.
45 comments
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-02-03
What does gavins ass taste like?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
Entrepreneurship
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-03
How many times were you anally penetrated and how many proud boys did you anally penetrate?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
I didn't personally penetrate the assholes of any Proudboys.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-03
Apologies, sir, one more question: how much venerating did you do, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being total indifference and 10 being flaming faggot?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
6 1/2
n/a Inameditgary 2017-02-03
I noticed you intentionally avoided the question about proud boys penetrating you. It's ok, everyone already knows you are a faggot. You can answer the question.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-02-03
how much cum was spilled?
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-03
None, it was all caught by the mouths of the Proud Boys
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-03
What five breakfast cereals did you name?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
I couldn't make level 2 sadly.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-03
Name five breakfast cereals right fucking now
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
cocoa puffs, count chocula, cinnimon toast crunch, honey bunches of oates, fruity pebbles.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-03
For your proud boy initiation I'd throw a non-sugar one in there as well. A cheerios or corn flakes adds a touch of class to the group. Keep honey bunches of oates though, that's a good one.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
thanks for the tip, UHURU!!
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-02-03
Of course he likes fruity pebbles...
n/a Low_Hanging_Fruit 2017-02-03
Where the fuck is the footage of Gavin getting sprayed?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11pedtSEJJE I am the guy with the afro and corduroy jacket.
n/a the-blueberry 2017-02-03
wow you're ugly. at least you saved his life!
n/a DipsomaniacDawg 2017-02-03
Hahahahaha. Up until this point I thought this was a joke. Jesus Christ.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-02-03
They have the worst chants. "No Trump, No K-K-K, No fascist U-S-A!" It doesn't even scan, there's no rhythm to it. It's fucking awkward and unmusical.
n/a Jack_Decker_CIA 2017-02-03
lmfao I totally thought you were actually there until you said this xD
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-03
Wow, its like a high school brawl between the mathletes and the drama club
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-02-03
you look like Sam Roberts
n/a mukor_rules_all 2017-02-03
So by the looks of that Gavin starts throwing his fag punches again at someone from amongst his Proud-Fag heavies, just like the Deploraball vid... and then has to be saved from getting his ass kicked.
It's the alt-right equivalent of Bieber throwing punches at the paparazzi while surrounded by his bodygaurds.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
In his defense, Gavin got immediately pepper sprayed.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
I was hoping for more serious questions tbh.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-03
Hey Afro Thunder, if you have anything interesting to say about what happened just say it. Everyone else is just going to imply you're a homosexual because you identify with the proud boys.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
Gregg Hughes is a boring cunt.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-02-03
Welcome aboard!
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-03
Yeah dude, this shit isn't really going to fly. Either give a run-down of what happened or move along, or else it's questions like these in the responses you're going to receive. Nobody want's to guess jack shit, so your being there means fuck-all unless you can provide some play-by-play.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
you're welcome
n/a pj530i 2017-02-03
Who was trolling the hewillnotdivide.us stream while you were away?
n/a Mintyfresh03 2017-02-03
Why are you so Proud to be a faggot?
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
I'm not actually a Proud-boy, I'm more of a war correspondent.
n/a holodog 2017-02-03
Did each side wear different costumes to tell one another apart at the big rumble? Like in Gangs of NY.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
Well Antifa wears all black and masks and Proud boys with there signature "MAGA" hats.
n/a Trueduhtective 2017-02-03
http://nypost.com/2017/02/02/protesters-storm-nyu-over-conservative-speakers-seminar/
n/a justneedtologin 2017-02-03
How about you summarize it instead of asking us to ask questions of a guy who we don't know who the fuck is and don't know what the fuck he even saw. Also hi.
n/a Somewhereman159 2017-02-03
ok
n/a maynardsabeast 2017-02-03
Fags on both sides
n/a PatBattle1 2017-02-03
Nice, I hope the pests and proud boys can form an alliance some day. We are on the same side now.
n/a DipsomaniacDawg 2017-02-03
Gayyyyyyyyyyyy.
n/a Old_Man_Dummy 2017-02-03
Did this really happen? why did you cry?
n/a deliriumtriggered 2017-02-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6UwDP23s4
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-03
What made you think anyone would care about this shit?
n/a DonDimelo 2017-02-03
They fought valiantly? The footage I saw Gavin was hunched over in fear circled by fags in Trump hats.
n/a placermutka 2017-02-03
and then what happened