Never forget,Reasons to hate Norton
54 2017-02-03 by pta11
-He has been watching UFC for 10 years and still doesnt even know the most basic holds.So he really isnt a fan he just pretends to be.
-Talks about breakfast and eats on air and complains because he has nothing going on in his life
-stopped following baseball because derek jeter wouldnt take a photo with him
-Ripped his fans off 60k
-Had 1 beer when he was 17 and turned that into a 40 year addiction story.
-Has never seen an episode of seinfeld and seinfeld was the biggest thing in the 90s
-Can easily pay for the pornstars to fuck him because they are escorts but tries to fuck free by inviting them on the show but even after they are on the show they just stiill ask him for money to fuck him
Feel free to add more.
115 comments
n/a xaway3 2017-02-03
The worst of all is his suckass celebrity photo hobby. He's like a fucking shrieking fan girl.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-03
Do you think he ever stops and stares at them for uncomfortably long stretches of time and just thinks "I matter. I really do matter"?
n/a xaway3 2017-02-03
I picture him at home, alone, hairless and sprawled out on the couch after a eight-hour edge session, wallowing in frothed-up guilt as the morning sun peeks through his blinds after another sleepless, shameful night. After a pang of intense shame, the self-loathing is smothering. He gazes up at the wall in front of him and catches his own smiling image next to Demi Lovato in a framed photograph. The shame is gone and the worm is whole again.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-02-03
This is beautiful and Stephen King-like.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-02-03
Goddamn, what a scene.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-03
You should write a whole fanfiction novel that details the lives of O,A,and J.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-02-03
Beautiful
n/a copomash 2017-02-03
This post was like poetry.
n/a jackruby1123 2017-02-03
He doesn't hang up the photos and the walls of his apartment are all totally bare.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-02-03
Fucking hateable
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-03
Amongst a long list of things, it's the most unmasculine thing about him.
n/a copomash 2017-02-03
Don't forget his failure on the Vice network.
n/a copomash2 2017-02-03
Don't forget his failure on the Vice network.
n/a copomash 2017-02-03
Pardon my echo tonight. I have a admirer.
n/a ha_thats_funny 2017-02-03
nor his taste for those girls with something extra
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-03
Failed on IFC too, no?
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-02-03
n/a Jackatard 2017-02-03
Member when he didn't know what "in the octagon" meant? I remember.
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-03
Starves himself to the point where he's nothing but skin and bones and looks horrible, yet he honestly thinks he looks good and is on the right track.
n/a humanmeat 2017-02-03
Going to the..
fuck it
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-03
All that effort and he has no tone or definition. There are no muscles. He really is a worm.
n/a benorinbut 2017-02-03
Yeah, I'm watching old Tough Crowd again lately, and while it did fluctuate, at least at his slimmest during that time he didn't look like half a corpse. Then again, imagine how awful he'd look as chubby cheeks Norton with that extra decade under his belt. Like Benjamin Buttons' less handsome brother.
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-02-03
I would absolutely love to see his workout routine. I guarantee it's horrible and he mainly just run walks on a treadmill or elliptical.
n/a pta11 2017-02-03
and i bet he pays his personal trainer top dollar even though its a shitty workout plan
n/a friendlyinternetguy1 2017-02-03
He's a cowboys fan and literally can't name one player on the team and forgets when they are playing on Monday night football. Wears a fanny pack and a 'kid dynamite' sweatshirt on planes, has LITERALLY sucked a guys cock before, used to wear kangol hats, brags that he 'has never mentioned a certain group (Alcoholics Anonymous) yet speaks about it constantly without naming it, voluntarily did radio along human tongue Sherrod Small for two years, constantly claims he could maybe date 24 year old models like Georgia May Jagger who wouldnt fucking look twice at his 53 year old 5' 6" worm ass, then he fake modestly says 'they wouldnt be interested' no shit Jim! Please find a 40 year old 7 that will settle foe you and try to have a moderately normal life.
n/a titcity 2017-02-03
there's a good chance he's had his mouth around a cock more recently than a woman has had hers around his
n/a copomash 2017-02-03
That's pretty apparent I don't think he can relate to women, he hates them.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-03
who the fuck doesnt
n/a benorinbut 2017-02-03
Depends on if you're going by his definition of woman.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-03
Jim picked the cowboys like a child would pick a favourite team.
n/a Colin_Bowell 2017-02-03
Anyone from New fucking Jersey whose favorite team is the Dallas Cowboys is an asshole.
n/a BatKnuckles 2017-02-03
I really don't think Jim thinks he could date Georgia Jagger dummy
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-02-03
He wasn't there for us when Anthony yelled at us and told us we have no effect on anyone's lives.
n/a kingship75 2017-02-03
We needed Jimmy that day.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
The Jim Norton advice show. Quite possibly the worst thing ever transmitted over satellites.
n/a BigBossDiamondDogs 2017-02-03
You do know Opie has a show, yes?
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
Yes, I've never heard anything as bad as Jim's advice show.
n/a BigBossDiamondDogs 2017-02-03
Hmmm... I don't believe you.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
That's what makes America great. You can go suck a bunch of different size dicks down at the Walmart parking lot then you can come here and give your opinion and nobody holds the dicks you just sucked against you.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-03
I'll match your Jim advice show and raise you both Mancow and later years Steve Dahl.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
I hate Mancow but it was definitely better than Jim's show, I've never heard Steve Dahl but short of the sound of cats being smashed with a hammer it is definitely better than Jim's advice show.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-02-03
Here is the absolute worst renown radio show: Brother Wease. Jim is 10x more listenable than that old gook raping queer.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-02-03
No reason to read anymore, I'm with ya brother!
n/a RaqioFan 2017-02-03
You know, technically ISIS atrocity videos are transmitted over satellites. But no, you're right, definitely that faggot's self indulgent advice show.
n/a mancubuss 2017-02-03
Why should we not forget? The more he succeeds the worse Opie feels. You fucking faggot
n/a insertclevereference 2017-02-03
When will he start "succeeding?"
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-03
Do you see opie on his usual timeslot? Do you see opie's name on his usual channel name?
No?
Sure??
Dummy.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-02-03
So that's succeeding? His show stinks, he only has it because he rode Opies coattails for 15 years. Opie made ten times the amount of money than Jimmy did and he didn't have to pretend to love trannies once.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
The time he got upset and unfollowed all of his comedian friends on twitter.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-03
I'm not sure what's worse, that or defending Amy Schumer.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-02-03
"defending Amy"
This. Ain't no coming back from this
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-03
Ol' Coattails is gonna get a cameo to stick some day.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-02-03
It's weird! It's-it's sick!
n/a CCRed95 2017-02-03
"Its not sick."
"I dont think thats a very good argument"
n/a drakeyequation 2017-02-03
The worst part of that is how he tried to squirm out of it and paint himself the victim when CQ confronted him on the air.
n/a dickroach 2017-02-03
HA! i forgot about that. I don't think I've ever used the word "petulant" before but, uh.... Jim's definitely a fag
n/a oandasucksorsomethin 2017-02-03
jimmy needs to smoke weed on rogan. would be the greatest career/life move he could make.
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-03
It would be hilarious. He'd get really fucking paranoid and start crying.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
When he always used to complain about his coffee and bananas and a mealy apple. Jim Norton coffee diva!
n/a randomdewd99 2017-02-03
Thinks he's ultra informed on everything and can psycho-analyse everyone's behaviour
n/a timothymodine 2017-02-03
Those big pontificating inhalations he does through his nose when he is about to make a long winded point are infuriating
n/a humanmeat 2017-02-03
Stold 45k from fans from a gofundme to publish "Boats .... Down There" and never did
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-02-03
Anyone who says "basic holds" should be whipped
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-02-03
I can't argue the other stuff, but the shit about his addiction is stupid.
He thinks that if he drinks another beer it'll do a certain thing to him. It's probably not true, but we all make fun of Ant for being an alcoholic. We can't make fun of a guy for trying his hardest to not be an alcoholic.
Ronnie B is the same way. I mean he drank/etc long after he was 18 but when he talked about how he couldn't get pain meds when he had his appendix surgery because he "was already looking forward to the high" that stuck with me.
I'm a huge fag.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-03
That was the only part of your comment worth any merit.
n/a pta11 2017-02-03
Only fuckin pussies cant handle alcohol for fucks sake hes been alive for 50 years and he cant figure out how to hold his alcohol
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-02-03
He's not trying to keep from falling off that slippery slope of drinking another Zima after a 40 year break, he's trying to glorify himself as this hard knocks comic who fights these imaginary demons because he wants to be like every other troubled comic in history.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-02-03
spent 40 mins trying to figure out : mountains and snowboarding
n/a justneedtologin 2017-02-03
Imagine if you knew a guy like this in real life. A guy who watches MMA casually, so he doesn't know the holds. Or a guy who talks about mundane things because his life isn't eventful. Or a guy who stopped being a fan of something because he met a guy associated with it and had a negative experience. Or a guy who asked for money for a creative project and didn't deliver it on time.
I have never, EVER in my fucking life met anyone even REMOTELY close to this kind of person, and if I do I will fucking KILL THEM. JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WANNA WATCH MMA BUT THEN NOT KNOW THE HOLDS? YOU WANT TO? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? YOU WANNA COME AT ME? OH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BIG MAN NOW? GETTING ALL BRAVE? COME TO MY FUCKING HOUSE I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
n/a kingship75 2017-02-03
Big boy's got the big bat tah-day! How's that feel, fucker!
n/a philtheprince 2017-02-03
Dude, are you trying to quit smoking or something?
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-03
When he stonewalled Nick Mullen for being funny by questioning every joke like because he couldn't match wit.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-02-03
He is notorious for blocking comics from coming on the old show out of insecurity.
n/a _barnacle_ 2017-02-03
I can excuse him for most of his flaws. But the one I can't is his fucking around on his phone during the show. There really is no excuse for it anymore
n/a _DMEW 2017-02-03
The pathetic attempts he makes to take his ego out of issues and come at it objectively
"and dude.....its not like "ohh what about my self interests?? i could give a fuck about my self interests", Im just explaining how you clearly invited my friends and not me"
n/a holodog 2017-02-03
It would be really faggy if Jim started learning UFC holds because he's a fan though.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-02-03
-Is gay
n/a mikestl1988 2017-02-03
The Derek Jeter thing is reprehensible
n/a MartyAtThePoonTower 2017-02-03
Not just stopped following baseball - but hates all athletes (except MMA guys) because Jeter wouldn't give him a picture.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-02-03
He only likes UFC because he gets good tickets for free and they take pictures with him. I highly doubt he ever watches mma at home for pure entertainment purposes. That's not a bad thing, mma is white trash dogshit, but hosting a show for the sole reason of getting easy pictures of athletes who are less famous than you are is.
n/a copomash 2017-02-03
I LOVE this thread. Good work all.
n/a antileaf 2017-02-03
He hates Conor Mcgregor b/c of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4t18yn/jimmy_meets_conor_mctapper_backstage_conor_doesnt/?st=iypedke3&sh=d6ca9a4d
And the way he creeped there was... 100% Cringe
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-02-03
When he kicked Norm MacDonald and Colin Quinn out of the studio so there was an open chair for some UFC fighter, and he asked him such hard-hitting questions as "Did you ever get into fights growing up?"
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-03
Welp you're a Giant Faggot. I've been watching for longer than that and know the holds but I'd never care if anyone didn't.
Only faggots do that.
Like you.
Faggot.
n/a pta11 2017-02-03
what im saying is you cocksucking faggott is he obviously doesnt like the sport or pay attention to it because he doesn't know shit about it.Its like having watched every episode of the sopranos and still dont know who the main star of the show is and what job he does .it means you never paid attention to the show which means you didnt find it interesting
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-02-03
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-02-03
Yeah fuck those snobby L. A. comics like Zach who think I don't need a full time bodyguard to intimidate Club owners into not jewing me out of the proceeds for 2 seats.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-02-03
-Every time a guest comes in he has to make a tranny/cuckold joke. -Use 1 terrorist name in every terror story to sound informed. -Had an advice show where he didn't give anyone advice.
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-02-03
Fuck I hate that. How many more times is he gonna reference Mohamed Atta?
n/a JosefKWasArrested 2017-02-03
Didn't he awkwardly bring up foot fetishes to one guest (possibly Tarantino), and it got nothin'.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-03
-He forgot that he DAHNCED
n/a forcedhammer 2017-02-03
-stopped following baseball because derek jeter wouldnt take a photo with him
This belongs on his tombstone
n/a askyourass 2017-02-03
That time he had the Malcom McDowell (?) from Clockwork Orange sign a lot of Clockwork Orange shit -including the Clockwork Orange Play that McDowell was not in (he signed it reluctantly- he didn't want to sign it).
n/a mattirawks 2017-02-03
And then once it was signed, he couldn't give less of a fuck about Malcolm
n/a satsamsit 2017-02-03
Hosted the afternoon lineup on Nickelodeon under the alias "Stick Stickly."
n/a askyourass 2017-02-03
"I dislike Jim a lot. His fence sitting, seeing things both ways, his shitty diet obsession, having a sip of alcohol as a kid and calling himself an alcoholic, droning on and on about trannies and ufc, using characters as a crutch, sticking with sirius and letting Ant die in the wilderness, sacking up to celebrities for pictures and throwing tantrums when they don't want a picture taken with a worm, throwing more tantrums about not getting breakfast delivered by interns, bitching like a privileged asshole about air travel, not being man enough to admit he's a fruit, enjoying his biggest contract yet playing with his phone and making the worst radio with Sam in his entire career, passive aggressive jabs at former radio partners like a teenage girl, afraid to confront people, stealing from the fans."
user/porsalin
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-02-03
1) His entire schtick is 100% lifted from Otto's "George" character.
2) He wears panties and is horrible at doing radio.
3) He bought furniture so guys can fuck him on it.
n/a poongobbler 2017-02-03
Into it. They're going to fuck him into his bean bag furniture
n/a DasItMane99 2017-02-03
That time he came on this sub and gave everyone about 35 seconds to call into his show to talk about Amy. But the hundreds of members here all pussied out because they were too afraid to confront a 5'2 120lb man over the phone.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-03
-Interacts with women like a horny teenager
-Has jerked off to internet porn so much he has no sense of what a real sexual relationship is like
-pretends to be more conservative than he really is because he's afraid of pissing off his audience
-is a cuck who idolizes black comedians like Pryor
-brought a fucking salad and power bars to a tinder date
n/a no1raniuk 2017-02-03
Unforgivable.
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-02-03
I hate his stupid fucking breakfasts. He eats like a 9 year old girl with cancer and I hope he dies of malnutrition. It's probably why he looks so weird and shitty.
n/a BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-02-03
Rush Norm MacDonald out of the studio in favour of the nuanced and humourous thoughts of Brock Lesnar.
n/a MershCumic 2017-02-03
Shit stand up.
n/a ChuckChipperson 2017-02-03
I'm so glad this breakfast hate is catching on. Fuck eating breakfast at work.
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-03
The only breakfast I'd like to hear about him eating on air is if they brought in a couple of sausage and egg mcmuffins and made him eat them. His retarded "all or nothing" weak willpower would kick in and a couple of months later we'd have fat, angry, funny Jimmy back.
n/a aprosbro 2017-02-03
Complained that he accidentally put his real age on his tinder profile and couldn't change it and thats why he wasnt getting any dates, because tinder removed his ability to lie to young women about being the age they want to date.
Also, was and probably still is a compulsive viagra abuser.
n/a rottenseed 2017-02-03
There are plenty of reasons to hate anybody. It's really easy to do. I suggest finding a more difficult hobby... Like finding any merit in Opie's career.
n/a Thelonius16 2017-02-03
Cried over Roger Ebert.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-02-03
Cried when Colin Quinn tore up his tender sentiments bit and threw them out of the window.
n/a JosefKWasArrested 2017-02-03
n/a mattirawks 2017-02-03
The Black Puffer Jacket
n/a glyde69 2017-02-03
Let's not forget when he was sleeping over his friends house, after 4 Zima's, he would take catshit from the litter box and put it in his friends fathers newspaper. Then he would piss all over their faucets and shower in the bathroom.
n/a askyourass 2017-02-03
He wouldn't let Doug Benson on O&J because Doug didn't ask him to come on his podcast. What a petty little prick.
n/a MiniChipper 2017-02-03
How about the time his partner of 10+ years got fired over the fourth of July, but the Sell-out Keeed decided to stay with the less talented partner for the paycheck.
He then proceeded to completely ruin the other partners career to get his own show with the former intern.
Jeezus I can't believe I just defended Opie... peckahs
n/a AngeloMacon 2017-02-03
To make the Jeter thing worse, he admitted Jeter had some pretty girls trying to get his attention while Jimmy went up to him. And we all know Jim wouldn't ignore some fat neckbeard fan for a pretty girl.
n/a ART-CORNEY 2017-02-03
I think Jim wants to sit in the "Board OP" seat is because when guests come in they will always look to that seat as the Boss / Leader of the show... Check the Vincent Philip D'Onofrio interview... Vincent focuses on Sam and just glances at Jim. JIM WANTS THAT FOCUS
n/a pta11 2017-02-03
hes such a weak fag
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-03
Do you see opie on his usual timeslot? Do you see opie's name on his usual channel name?
No?
Sure??
Dummy.
n/a MartyAtThePoonTower 2017-02-03
Not just stopped following baseball - but hates all athletes (except MMA guys) because Jeter wouldn't give him a picture.