Just redid the free trial cheat. Heard Opie say "fuck ricky gervais"

55  2017-02-02 by Dennyislife

Skipped back and it turns out Gervais said no to doing his show. Tried pressuring roland to tell Ricky to come in now as apparently he's 'just walking around nyc' when it became clear Roland wasn't going to beg Ricky to come in Opie goes "fuck ricky gervais we'll just get a comic below him and pump him up instead"

Is he taking credit for Gervais making it big?!

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Hahaha it turns out Roland hangs out with Gervais and "are good friends" and house sits his NYC place and he still won't do Opie's show

That makes me lose a lot of respect for Gervais, as Roland is a putrid abomination of a human being who deserves death.

Gervais got nearly that fat. Its charity for him

I wouldn't want that greasy slob on my couch personally

We know you don't have a couch stinks

Yeah right I sleep on one

Is it cozy?

When you nod out, everything is cozy.

PLUNGER'D

Dude there's a u/copomash2 are you guys all buds?

You lads really don't understand do you. Roland is NY Karl.

Ricky loves the tards.

" an 'orse in thee 'ouse '

don't ever compare that monstrosity to Karl, he's as round as Karl's head

He probably knows where to get the best food. Gervais is a porker again.

It's one thing to be friends with that human sweat factory, it's another to let him inside your house when you're not even there.

Your house. Where your children sleep.

I pictured the scene in the Godfather 2 where Michaels house is shot into and he says "IN MY HOUSE! WHERE MY CHILDREN SLEEP" but instead of returning to a barrage of bullets he comes back to a Roland house sitting trying to heat a goodfellas pizza in a toaster tipped horizontally

Why? Why is Gervais "good friends" with Roland? Why does Roland have friends!?

Why does he have the job he has? It's one of life's great mysteries.

Roland must have a kingmaker uncle or something in show business that forces everyone to kiss his ass.

THERMITE PASTRY

roland eats a lot of cheese pizza

I vaguely remember someone posting something about how his family is ultra rich.

Ironically, he has multiple problems that rich people can usually afford to fix.

And wasn't his family in show business and that's how he has connections?

They have a lot in common. Ricky loves animals. Roland loves eating them.

Roland is a big fat blimp, there is no way he gets a good reach to clean his own butthole

Maybe he's just trustworthy and responsible?

I'M STILL LISTENING. WHY.

He's just said "I'm all about the refugee" because his family used to take in random stray kids.

Thank you for your service.. keep us updated

I quit. Forgot the darts was on. Opie wasn't as awful as the chimp like shouting of sherrod. Roland, erock and that Paul guy all taking shots at Opie when he was talking gervais.

Oh shit darts is on?

16 Weeks of it started. I've got to be honest thats a bit long for me to keep any interest.

Eric Bristow will always be ma nig

He got fired recently for saying footballers that got molested as kids are pussies and it wouldn't happen to rugby players 😂

that's the greatest comment I've ever heard. link please

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Might be a looney but if some football coach was touching me when i was a kid as i got older i would have went back and sorted that poof out

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/eric-bristow-sparks-outrage-calling-footballers-wimps-sex-abuse/

lol his defense is even better:

what i was saying was when the football lads got older and fitter they should have went back and sorted him out

Forgot the darts was on.

I have no idea what this means. Can you enlighten me?

Darts. Professional darts. Thousands of drunk men and two fat men throwing darts at a dart board.

OK, it's just what it sounds like. I had no idea that was a spectator sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGNZ3GqYrVY its huge. Millions watch it in the uk, holland and germany now.

Drop the youtube link with timestamp whenever possible brotherman.

I am having a early night. Got a 8 mile 6am run. Sorry init

I hope you oversleep and miss it and then your pecka falls off

Tssssssssssssss are you gonna battle rap while you run or sumpin?

Will he be taking some in?

These kids must've been 3rd world country poor and hopeless to find comfort in the destitute living situation of the Hughes family. Imagine being so fucked in life that you actually appreciate a couple simple yacht and ski vacations a year?

What happened to the guy who used to do entire opie show run downs? Was it u/ramonfrunkis? They were great

he threw himself off a bridge most likely.

Thank god

the logic fits

I tried doing them for Da Opie Show when it first started but it's literally the same show every day. It's sooo exhausting trying to transcribe Opie's stuttering and Sherbonics. I did one the other day for the Cuckodial Bunter show. I made it 30 minutes in before I wanted to claw out my ears.

Dude stop being so selfish and take one for the team... those transcripts were great

You're like a war correspondent on his third tour of Vietnam.

Copy paste... We'd never know the difference

Why would Opie think Gervais would come on his show? When will this fucking idiot realize comedians came on the show for Jimmy, not for Opie. His lack of self-awareness is astounding.

Comedians came on the show for their own promotional reasons. Now that 0pie has no audience, there are no guests. He still acts like people are listening to his show.

Gervais does not need to promote, his celebrity is beyond that.

Maybe 4 years ago.

LOL, I mean, I hate his recent stuff, but he's still an A-list celebrity.

Extras was good

0pie. i like that. i'm gonna amy schumer that from you in future posts

'Amy Schumer'd', I like that, gona Amy Schumer that

Plus the fact that multiple times Ricky was booked on OnA Opie wouldn't even stay a bit late to have him on, he'd pass him off to Sam. Who wouldn't he say fuck you to a person who acted that way towards him?

Goddamn Opie never ceases to outdo his completely hateable behavior.

He kinda has a point though, so whatever.

Oh no. I hope this doesn't cause Opie any hassle.

The wording of it busts my nut.

He's been very good to me

HAS. Apostrophe ess. Like, in the past. Like, shit's in the past.

and I'm sure I'll do it again

No timetable. None whatsoever. tee hee.

And because he said "fuck you", Ricky will go on his show because he'll think it's hilarious that Opie is lapping at his balls and act like nothing is wrong.

Good on you, Rick

Is he taking credit for Gervais making it big?!

"WE GOT HIM ON GTA IV FOR 90 SECONDS TALKING TO FEZ!"

Ooooh my GAWWWWD I am so SSSICK OF FAAAAHHKING FEZZZ!

I have no idea what this thread is about. WTF is a free trial cheat.

you can sign up for a siriusxm web trial with just an email address. Here's a good trick; use a gmail account because google disregards "." in the address name, but siriusxm does. So after every trial expiry just move the dot.

Example: sign up with [email protected]

when it expires use [email protected]

Remember when both Opie and Anthony wouldn't wait for Ricky Gervais to do the show. Opie did it twice I think. They said it was because he was booked too late but they could have told him that, really they just didn't like him and thought his fame wouldn't last.

I thought maybe it was because he ran late with Stern, so they didn't want to wait after that.

Gervais has never been on The Wig Show.

So keeping track, FUCK: - Gervais - The UFC - Jim and Sam - Sirius XM and all superiors - Anthony - Jason Ellis - Howard Stern got noooo problem with the guy - JJ Abrahams - Gavin we good - Uncle Paul Uncle paul UNCLE PAUL - Mother, Grandmother, Aunt - Bam totally believe the explanation I was told - "hack shit" - Decline push ups - The FX network

*Rick Delgado *Ben Sparks

Rick Delgado, Ben Sparks...

Every former producer of the show...

I now believe the only reason Opie tries to get anyone hired is so he can lord it over them when they snap back. When Black Earl would fly off the handle, "Earl, I got you the gig!" When John Mainelli complained over the phone, "I got you the gig, John!"

humor

Gervais put Opie on the Todd Pettengill Pay No Mind List (tm).

ME: We gave that fucking guy a voice when no one knew who he was fuck that guy

usually I soak up these comments and wallow in schaudenfreude but this is too sad to even do it

I quit. Forgot the darts was on. Opie wasn't as awful as the chimp like shouting of sherrod. Roland, erock and that Paul guy all taking shots at Opie when he was talking gervais.

I hope you oversleep and miss it and then your pecka falls off

Tssssssssssssss are you gonna battle rap while you run or sumpin?