WHAT THE FUCK DOES SCREAMING "THE WITCHDOCTOR" MEAN, OPIE? WHAT THE CHRIST!

11  2017-02-02 by aegrotatio

9 comments

When that swollen-tongued shine came shuckin' in studio the other day, Opie immediately cut Vic off mid-sentence and started shouting that phrase into the mic like a retarded frat boy.

Sherrod has also taken to arriving a few minutes late so he can get that stupid cringe-worthy sitcom character reception when he walks into the studio.

Well that and his culture. You know, sherrod is actually black.

You brought it on yourself for listening in the first place

WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH you're angry

It's his new favorite song by some band called De Staat, its horrible of course. I'm glad someone mentioned this, it annoys the shit out of me when he does that and Sherrod tries to make drum noises.

...a catchy tune chronicling one man's struggle with Obamacare and his inability to find a healthcare professional.

HAHA NOISES

Opie is finally free to be a screaming nincompoop who utilizes catchphrases, man-talk, and lowest common denominator comedy.

He's always been held back by people who were actually funny. He's always wanted to be a cornball fool (see: spuds buckley), and now he's got the power to pay a nigger, Jew, and a hick to sit idly by and let his abortion of a show stream unhindered.