Ya well my muslim 5 year old asked me "Did America elected Hitler?" and I told her "911 91, not my president, this is what democracy looks like" as I pointed at her. Some day her muslim heart grew 5 times a large that day and exploded on a bus taking the lives of many.
the only time fortune feimster has ever generated laughs was when it appeared on 'Workaholics' a few years ago, and some over the top sjw numale cuck white guilt scold reviewer at the avclub referred to them as "he" in their capsule review, for which they had to go back a day later and make a grovelling, begging apology for their hateful, insensitive thoughtcrime. Now that's comedy!
I thought you were going to say it was the time she was on 'Last Comic Standing'. That was a good 10 years ago, I see she has improved greatly in the last decade.
Fuck, guys, I read this at my desk and I had to run out to my car because I started laughing too hard. I'm kind of embarrassed. I'm going to have to tell the gals at work that I had a sudden case of the hot watery shits, which is why I left so quickly.
I see this disaster at the grocery store all the time. Im gonna crush her eggs when she's not looking for this travesty of a fucking tweet. (Not the eggs inside her, but the carton from the fridge)
It's one thing to have these awful and stupid comedians make hamhanded political jokes, but when they give actual strategy like this they need to be slaughtered:
Democrats will waste all of their leverage trying to fight Gorsuch. They need to stop DeVos and then focus on the elections in two years.
This sums up what has happened in our culture. The conservatives are actually more edgy, creative, and less uptight than liberals. Who would have ever thought that would be true? Conservatives were always the uptight squares who told dad jokes, and were offended by everything. It's crazy how fast things changed.
All these shithead comics want to have an opinion about all things political for the last 5 years. Comedy in year 2025 will be making jokes about the tax code.
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n/a SteelyD80 2017-02-01
Hey it's DeVos
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-01
God damn De Vos
n/a orangeeyedunicorn 2017-02-01
Hey baby, DeVos eats de coochie
n/a SteelyD80 2017-02-01
i see ur 15 yr old niece and "raise" u my 10 yr old neighbor.
The comments are even more funny......yuck.
n/a dmix 2017-02-01
You don't need a documentary to figure out women aren't funny. Just see.the replies to any woman comedian and compare it to replies to Jimmy tweets.
n/a GRIZx 2017-02-01
She has the same hair and the shitty attire as a fat Sam Roberts.
n/a stonepitbull141 2017-02-01
Almost but that's not a Papa Shango t-shirt.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-02-01
Phony cunt won't even remember that line by the time she leaves the page.
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-02-01
Might be. She can't even commit
n/a DapperDan0979 2017-02-01
Love me some Secretary of Education material
n/a dmix 2017-02-01
Did you hear the one about the guns and a bear? I keep seeing this joker all over reddit but humorless twats.
n/a NormMcdownloads 2017-02-01
Ya well my muslim 5 year old asked me "Did America elected Hitler?" and I told her "911 91, not my president, this is what democracy looks like" as I pointed at her. Some day her muslim heart grew 5 times a large that day and exploded on a bus taking the lives of many.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-01
This statement should go viral on Facebook!
sniff
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-02-01
the only time fortune feimster has ever generated laughs was when it appeared on 'Workaholics' a few years ago, and some over the top sjw numale cuck white guilt scold reviewer at the avclub referred to them as "he" in their capsule review, for which they had to go back a day later and make a grovelling, begging apology for their hateful, insensitive thoughtcrime. Now that's comedy!
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-01
Wait, Fortune Feimster is a group of people? Thought she was a new age SJW lesbian comic.
n/a suchanjv 2017-02-01
I thought you were going to say it was the time she was on 'Last Comic Standing'. That was a good 10 years ago, I see she has improved greatly in the last decade.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-01
Who doesn't love Jonah Hill though?
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-01
Fuck, guys, I read this at my desk and I had to run out to my car because I started laughing too hard. I'm kind of embarrassed. I'm going to have to tell the gals at work that I had a sudden case of the hot watery shits, which is why I left so quickly.
n/a Monospector 2017-02-01
You should have driven your car a bit so you'd have to pull over because you were laughing so hard.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-01
You're right. What the hell was I thinking?!
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-01
He was laughing so hard he had to pull over his cubicle.
n/a satsamsit 2017-02-01
George Carlin has been reincarnated as a bloated flatso.
n/a satsamsit 2017-02-01
Her head is painfully swollen with thoughtful, clean yumah!
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-01
So strong, so clever, so fat, so questionably half-black and mentally ill.
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-01
What they don't realize is part of the reason Trump chose her for Secretary of Education was to invoke these types of responses.
n/a stevex42 2017-02-01
How many open mics do I have to do before my Twitter is verified?
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-01
9
n/a HugininuM 2017-02-01
This doesn't even qualify as shit.
n/a holodog 2017-02-01
Betsy DeVos will be appearing at a senate confirmation hearing February 3-5 in Washington DC.
n/a OpiesMammogramResult 2017-02-01
Did I just see a professional joke teller use a "My X would be a better Y than Z, and I don't even have an X!" joke?!
It's dead, comedy has died, and this bulldog licking piss off a lemon looking cunt killed it.
n/a TheyCallMeGregShells 2017-02-01
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-01
I see this disaster at the grocery store all the time. Im gonna crush her eggs when she's not looking for this travesty of a fucking tweet. (Not the eggs inside her, but the carton from the fridge)
n/a jfral 2017-02-01
She must always be in the pastry section. Or she only shows up on the days with free samples to abuse. She's not a slender gal.
n/a jfral 2017-02-01
Is that her real name? I want to see a birth certificate. Miss Fortune also applies to the genetic coding that configured her physical appearance.
n/a TakeMeXenu 2017-02-01
Holy shit, that's some really corny shit.
The "And I don't even have a____________!" jokes were played out the day after they came out.
n/a TakeMeXenu 2017-02-01
https://twitter.com/fortunefunny/status/825431335397425156
What a fucking retard.
n/a TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-02-01
What an attractive and funny woman.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-02-01
It's one thing to have these awful and stupid comedians make hamhanded political jokes, but when they give actual strategy like this they need to be slaughtered:
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-02-01
Do NOT mess with her directly on twitter.
n/a Hockey_Phan 2017-02-01
Maybe Patton can marry, then kill her.
n/a Hockey_Phan 2017-02-01
I like the lady who replied with her dopey fat retard daughter. Nobody cares, cunt.
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-02-01
I love heart disease because it's going to kill this fat cunt.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-01
Miss Heat Miser 2017
n/a Joemomma101 2017-02-01
This sums up what has happened in our culture. The conservatives are actually more edgy, creative, and less uptight than liberals. Who would have ever thought that would be true? Conservatives were always the uptight squares who told dad jokes, and were offended by everything. It's crazy how fast things changed.
n/a TacoTrots 2017-02-01
Wow. That bitch is as easily amused as Compound Media subscribers.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-02-01
Looking like Chunk from the Goonies...
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-02-01
What is that? Is that a person?
n/a Bandits82 2017-02-01
All these shithead comics want to have an opinion about all things political for the last 5 years. Comedy in year 2025 will be making jokes about the tax code.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-01
You're right. What the hell was I thinking?!
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-02-01
He was laughing so hard he had to pull over his cubicle.