Keep fucking that chicken, fellas

2  2017-02-01 by CaptainJeanLucPeckah

A little Wednesday wisdom for you guys. :)

12 comments

It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick.

My dad watches the 6 p.m. news with Ernie Anastos almost religiously. I can't see that man without thinking of this. Only the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald is second to this on my list of "greatest television moments."

I love how uncomfortable the two co-anchors get after he says it. Haven't seen that video in a while, thanks for the reminder. I posted this one here about a year ago. If you haven't seen strut that ass guy it's a real hoot too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKvZDQt96o

Oh man, that's fucking great. "Strut that ass" is my new life mantra.

I'm pretty sure, he has the same dentist as John (snaggle tooth) Oliver.....WTF.

Goddamn, I remember that. The remixes were hilarious. What an OG meme.

'Thanks. I'll do that.'

Cat noise Wednesday?

I prefer almond shake wednesdays myself.

You're being suspiciously perky Cap.

Why?

Because as depressed and bitter as I am, I'm still happier than Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy collectively.

Also trying to give kindness a try. It sucks atrophied tranny dick so far.

Just learn to enjoy your bitterness. This kindness nonsense is bound to end a blood bath.

trust me sniff

You're right. I gotta learn to keep my head on a swivel, lamb chop!

Because as depressed and bitter as I am, I'm still happier than Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy collectively.

Also trying to give kindness a try. It sucks atrophied tranny dick so far.