Full transcript of Tim Heidecker's divorce. Dat alimony

14  2017-02-01 by [deleted]

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Why are we concerned with the divorce proceedings of a "celebrity" who makes $144,000 a year?

He really doesn't make much..

What did you expect him to make? He is making really mediocre niche comedy for stoner millenials. I love that type of shit when done properly but i find that Tim and Eric is one of the weakest things in the genre.

He honestly probably a bit more than that when you include residuals and other pay. It looks like the 12k a month is just what he draws from his company, so his baseline consistent salary.

Also, from what I understand what you actually claim as income in a divorce is bullshit to begin with. You try to reduce the amount as much as possible to reduce the payments. He probably hides all sorts of income

Youre a moron, its literally the pinnacle in the genre.

It's ok Chip, we all have our own tastes.

Hey man... I love Tom Goes to the Mayor. =(

This is maybe the most unremarkable post in the history of this sub.

Paying your ex over three thousand dollars a month though...

I wonder what his net income is? I know California is huge in income tax.

I love Tim's work - Tim & Eric, Bedtime Stories, Decker, the Go Pro show. No doubting he's a funny fuck. But like Patton he has become such an insufferable SJW to a degree that I sit here hoping bad shit happens to him. I don't like that.

Net income wise...I hear he's worth about $2.5m...and that's all the math I care for

He's closer to 1.5. Eric's the one with almost 3m or more.

So he grabs about 144k annually, after alimony payments that put him at roughly 105k-106k a year. I really thought he made more than 144k, at least twice that. Doesn't look like he'll be killed too much through alimony. It not really half. Of course, any future earnings (cause he's in the biz so theres always that potential) could drive that alimony higher once his ex and her lawyer get wind of it. I'm sure Louie was making that much before he got famous, and I've heard rumblings that his wife tried to get half of the Louie sitcom earnings that were allocated to his production company. So yeah: no wonder Tim has been cunty. He's not being killed YET though.

Thankyou Justice Gorusch

Tax + alimony will be more than half his income.

At a glance:

12k x 12months: 144k

Federal: $29,154

Fica: $9,435

State: $10,380

Income after taxes: $95,031

Alimony: $3,196.00 a month x 12months: $38,352.00.

SO:

Income after taxes: $95,031

Annual Alimony: $38,352.00

= Grand total of $56,679.00 for ol' Timmy boy.

He's a titanic faggot, but no cunt should get 3k just for being an ex wife.

Tss yeah that's going a bit overboard or somethin

He's a real dinghy for getting married. tss

I think he was married before he got famous. If so you don't have a chance in hell of winning that one. Like George Lopez or Hulk Hogan's wives they can get whatever they want claiming their support of them means they might not have made it if the moral support wasn't there.

Ironically Tim put his wife in some short series he made with Gelman. The two who cancelled MDE.

My mother in law gets 5. And we live in the south. Tim got out light.

that's not really a transcript, it's a copy

downvote for misleading title

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You made me laugh - Sorry you're getting downvoted by the others.

Shitileaks

Spouse's employer: N/A. Shocker.

$3k every month for doing fuck all? Feminism

These hacks are way overpaid

Women are strong and independent! And this is why they need alimony for 10 years, 75% custody of your children, half your bank account, the house that you paid for, child support for each child up to 21 years old. Women are also strong enough to use your alimony money on their next boyfriends living expenses in vacations. He wished for women to take over the world... well one's definitely taking over his. This loud mouth asshole is getting everything he deserves.