How many beers would it take before you'd consider throwing your pud up Amy Schumer's putrid fuck-hole?

4  2017-01-31 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Or if you're of the sober persuasian like that crazy addict, Jim "Toast" Norton, how long would you had to have gone without busting one off before you'd blow your beans up that gammon shank's mackerel stinking cunt?

20 comments

n/a  Hantaviral 2017-01-31

If you ever saw me, then you would realize that Amy is out of my league because I am hideous to the point where it would be a pity fuck on her part.

n/a  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-01-31

Pics please.

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n/a  CIAshill18081990 2017-01-31

One O'Douls

n/a  Hunter_Cumia 2017-01-31

i like fat chick

n/a  TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-01-31

like one or two. i wish i could say it would take more, but i have a thing for chubby 4's that kind of stink.

n/a  stonepitbull141 2017-01-31

When you say "putrid fuck-hole" are you referring to her snatch or her Senator cousin?

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n/a  RaqioFan 2017-01-31

I'm posting from within her tuna tunnel now. Only cost me a double quarter pounder value meal with a diet Pepsi---she was cheaper than expected. I'm 100% sober btw, the pleasure was all on this side of the table.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-01-31

Shes fat so she gives amazing heas. Id fuck her sober, I just wouldnt try to say anything funny, because if it is, well ya know what shell do

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-31

Gotta love that fat chick heas.

n/a  sexylarrytate 2017-01-31

I would fuck her ass for nuthin.

n/a  ElectricHellKnight 2017-01-31

Beers? Bump it up to hard liquor, then we might have a possibility.

The only thing I'd stick inside Pig Amy is the barrel of a 12 gauge.

n/a  PresidentBaseball 2017-01-31

I'd fuck her for free. What are you some kind of gay lord?

n/a  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-31

I nevvah sucked a few dicks a couple o' years ago. NEVVAH.

n/a  porsalin 2017-01-31

Six beers

n/a  nazicumfarts 2017-01-31

All of them.

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