The Quebec shooter news made it's way across the pond

96  2017-01-30 by porsalin

17 comments

"Antwan." Was this the Québécois name I kept hearing about?

They spell it Antonie, but yes.

He can't keep getting away with this

I hope Anthony is partially responsible for advancing gun restrictions.

Anthony Cumia and Sam Hyde are going to be neck and neck in competition for "Best Shooter of 2017".

He's also skilled in knife fighting and Corsican Biting-jitsu

He can break a rib with just a glance

He's a back-alley Tunisian knife fighter.

Faster than a confiscated bullet.

Are these real?

No.

Yea. That's why nobody is sending the URL

Fake news.... literally

We call it alternative facts now

Jesus, seriously. I know they're a few years behind across the pond but we all have the internet now. Try and keep up, k?

Waiting for Antwan Kumiya to be added to the sidebar

i hea he's gotta big fawkin peckah