I have an honest question.

7  2017-01-29 by AiCPearlJam

What the fuck does Lynsi Hughes see in her husband, outside of the money? And, how does she continue to live?

Edit: How I see an evening in the Hughes penthouse: "Honey, you should watch this faawwkin video I made today! This crazy lady on the street...it was crraazzzy"

"Yes, honey, I'll watch it later."

22 comments

She just pretends he's Bam

it's out of the park!

She will leave, just a matter of time

Perhaps she left years ago and we don't know.

Hell, she could be chopped up in a closet in his apartment and I don't think anyone would know. Has anyone even seen her outside of that super edgy wedding photo?

He provides her with money and a comfortable life. But if they didn't have little Opetta and the other water head, I'm sure she would seriously consider leaving him.

She thought he was respected by his peers and audience.

Boy did she misjudge that one!

You guys forget about his deep golf course mob connections. Women love dangerous

Yes honey, I'll watch it later. takes 4 xanax

My guess is that he's just a regular husband and father when he's not on the air. If you judged all of us by our Reddit activity we'd likewise seem incapable of having and intimate relationship.

Because we are actually incapable.

I haven't been able to talk to a woman in 15 years

Now you're just bragging that you have talked to women before.

outside of the money

No no no no no, it's the money. She's a good enough looking gal, that one day she decided "I'm gonna snag me a rich guy".

So she squeezes her way into the Viva La Bam crew, but has her eyes on the top dog: Bam.

That's just the one we know about. How many Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, 76ers do you think she's opened her legs for over the years? If she were single and 23 she wouldn't be relentlessly flirting with Carson Wentz at some nightclub?

Opie met Lynsi during an event in Philadelphia to promote the return of Opie and Anthony on XM. She saw the two rich guys, decided she'd rather get dick from Opie than Anthony, and his dumb ass believed it was love at first sight. Once she saw how good the bank account was it was over Johnny.

decided she'd rather get dick from Opie than Anthony

She's not a mudshark I guess.

She fucked Freddie Mitchell after Super Bowl 39

I think you answered your own question, sweetie.

She was a fan of the O&A show before they met. Greggory married a fan of the show with less thought and not much more time then he spends on contact negotiations.

She's probably just like us expect she can't enjoy her hatred for Tits like we do. I bet he crys a lot and gets passive aggressive over fuck all.

She's philly trash. Opie is he guy she'd marry anyway, but he happens to have money

Drama Queens eeeeh yuuuuck

Opie has a wealth of experience in his field, so he comes across as a very worldly man. Combine this with his natural charisma and amazing stories, and you can see why any woman would be swooning over him.

I think I just threw up a little. I know this is sarcastic but still.